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I'm back

DuffMan

Sun Jun 16 08:32:15 2002

So what did i miss in the month or so I havent been here. It looks like OW came back, or at least still posts. And there are some new people I know nothing about. Who is stainless?
Riso

Sun Jun 16 09:12:02 2002

You were gone?
DuffMan

Sun Jun 16 09:23:09 2002

I think so.

I'm really confused.

Evil Merlin

Sun Jun 16 12:35:35 2002

I'm always confused. Join the club.
OscarWilde

Sun Jun 16 14:21:14 2002

heh, i haven't been coming by that much other then the last one week and even *I* realised that our comedic element, known as Duffman, had not been posting recently.

I just assumed he got a life. It seems i assumed wrong.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sun Jun 16 15:14:50 2002

He has a life Owilde,

with us :)

Magus

Sun Jun 16 18:53:00 2002

What is this "life" of which you speak?
DuffMan

Sun Jun 16 19:11:29 2002

from OscarWilde posted at 9:21 am on June 16, 2002

I just assumed he got a life. It seems i assumed wrong.


OUCH IT BURNS, IT BURNS...

Magus

Sun Jun 16 20:19:25 2002

Had I but known, I'd have passed you on the top posters list with some well-placed post whoring.
Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 17 10:26:52 2002

Indeed!
Magus

Mon Jun 17 13:34:11 2002

Post whoring like this.
Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 17 13:45:45 2002

Post whoring like what?
Magus

Mon Jun 17 16:52:28 2002

Like this, posting nonsense for no reason.

postCount++;

Maximus

Mon Jun 17 16:56:35 2002

Indeed!

or so it seems...

Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 17 16:56:39 2002

Sure why not!
Magus

Mon Jun 17 17:01:12 2002

Yeah, what the heck...
Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 17 17:01:28 2002

WOOT!
Harbinger

Mon Jun 17 17:16:26 2002

Duff, your avatar of Bob Dole frightened me subliminally; that's why I didn't notice you were gone.
jdsmith575

Mon Jun 17 17:50:58 2002

Can I also be a post whore?
Magus

Mon Jun 17 17:52:58 2002

Sure you can, just do one of the following:
1) Post to every thread.
2) Repeatedly post in the same thread.
3) A combo of 1 and 2
Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 17 18:38:17 2002

Actually the only true way to be a post whore is option 3.
Magus

Mon Jun 17 18:56:18 2002

Yes, but 1 and 2 are the beginner's methods.
Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 17 20:14:03 2002

Fuck it, if you cannot step up and handle the smam, you might as well go back to the Hellhole.
HitScan

Mon Jun 17 20:47:25 2002

I'm Lost.
I've gone to look for myself.
If I should get back before I return,
Have me wait.
Magus

Mon Jun 17 20:48:59 2002

Heh, I like that, HitScan.
OscarWilde

Tue Jun 18 02:42:31 2002

The art of smam is as delicate as a woman's silk underwear. The secret is to be one with the silk underwear, to wear it and embrace it....

oh wait, thats the art of wearing women's clothes underneath your manly masculine clothes...

hmmmm..

oh yeah, you see the secret of smam is to put your crotch to the side when wearing said panties because when you sit down it doesn't choke your wang...

no wait... that isn't smam skills...

ah what the hell!!!

I wear panties! and they feel good!

For the slow of mind, I don't wear women's clothes. Above said stuff was just a prime example of TRUE smam. i.e. a post that has no bearing or useful information and yet somehow is funny in that odd, 'ha ha', way. If you don't get it, you have no chance of being a smammer, in that case, may the smam god bless your smamless ways and in your next life may you be born with the smam gene(tm).

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Jun 18 03:06:30 2002

that was indeed smammy :)
longmarch

Tue Jun 18 03:42:02 2002

Though not as smammy as all-out post-whorring.
Evil Merlin

Tue Jun 18 10:29:33 2002

I once sneezed so hard, a large gooey booger shot clean out my nose and hit the window a good 15 feet away from me, with an audible splat.
Harbinger

Tue Jun 18 14:13:54 2002

That's impressive, EM.
Maximus

Tue Jun 18 14:17:27 2002

Indeed!
Evil Merlin

Tue Jun 18 15:14:56 2002

I'll tell you what it, it hurt like a son-of-a-bitch for like a day afterwards...
Maximus

Tue Jun 18 15:19:09 2002

Yeah I hate when that happens
Magus

Tue Jun 18 17:03:40 2002

Most people would've just blown their nose...
Evil Merlin

Tue Jun 18 17:18:05 2002

Well I did not know there was a booger in there...

BTW how was this thread for smam?

Magus

Tue Jun 18 17:23:46 2002

Quite good, I should think.
Evil Merlin

Tue Jun 18 17:28:45 2002

Why thank you Magus!
Magus

Tue Jun 18 17:41:59 2002

You're welcome, indeed!

postCount++;

Maximus

Tue Jun 18 18:37:20 2002

Heh...