DuffManSun Jun 16 08:32:15 2002
So what did i miss in the month or so I havent been here. It looks like OW came back, or at least still posts. And there are some new people I know nothing about. Who is stainless?
RisoSun Jun 16 09:12:02 2002
You were gone?
DuffManSun Jun 16 09:23:09 2002
I think so.
I'm really confused.
Evil MerlinSun Jun 16 12:35:35 2002
I'm always confused. Join the club.
OscarWildeSun Jun 16 14:21:14 2002
heh, i haven't been coming by that much other then the last one week and even *I* realised that our comedic element, known as Duffman, had not been posting recently.
I just assumed he got a life. It seems i assumed wrong.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsSun Jun 16 15:14:50 2002
He has a life Owilde,
with us :)
MagusSun Jun 16 18:53:00 2002
What is this "life" of which you speak?
DuffManSun Jun 16 19:11:29 2002
from OscarWilde posted at 9:21 am on June 16, 2002
I just assumed he got a life. It seems i assumed wrong.
OUCH IT BURNS, IT BURNS...
MagusSun Jun 16 20:19:25 2002
Had I but known, I'd have passed you on the top posters list with some well-placed post whoring.
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 10:26:52 2002
Indeed!
MagusMon Jun 17 13:34:11 2002
Post whoring like this.
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 13:45:45 2002
Post whoring like what?
MagusMon Jun 17 16:52:28 2002
Like this, posting nonsense for no reason.
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MaximusMon Jun 17 16:56:35 2002
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 16:56:39 2002
Sure why not!
MagusMon Jun 17 17:01:12 2002
Yeah, what the heck...
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 17:01:28 2002
WOOT!
HarbingerMon Jun 17 17:16:26 2002
Duff, your avatar of Bob Dole frightened me subliminally; that's why I didn't notice you were gone.
jdsmith575Mon Jun 17 17:50:58 2002
Can I also be a post whore?
MagusMon Jun 17 17:52:58 2002
Sure you can, just do one of the following:
1) Post to every thread.
2) Repeatedly post in the same thread.
3) A combo of 1 and 2
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 18:38:17 2002
Actually the only true way to be a post whore is option 3.
MagusMon Jun 17 18:56:18 2002
Yes, but 1 and 2 are the beginner's methods.
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 20:14:03 2002
Fuck it, if you cannot step up and handle the smam, you might as well go back to the Hellhole.
HitScanMon Jun 17 20:47:25 2002
I'm Lost.
I've gone to look for myself.
If I should get back before I return,
Have me wait.
MagusMon Jun 17 20:48:59 2002
Heh, I like that, HitScan.
OscarWildeTue Jun 18 02:42:31 2002
The art of smam is as delicate as a woman's silk underwear. The secret is to be one with the silk underwear, to wear it and embrace it....
oh wait, thats the art of wearing women's clothes underneath your manly masculine clothes...
hmmmm..
oh yeah, you see the secret of smam is to put your crotch to the side when wearing said panties because when you sit down it doesn't choke your wang...
no wait... that isn't smam skills...
ah what the hell!!!
I wear panties! and they feel good!
For the slow of mind, I don't wear women's clothes. Above said stuff was just a prime example of TRUE smam. i.e. a post that has no bearing or useful information and yet somehow is funny in that odd, 'ha ha', way. If you don't get it, you have no chance of being a smammer, in that case, may the smam god bless your smamless ways and in your next life may you be born with the smam gene(tm).
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsTue Jun 18 03:06:30 2002
that was indeed smammy :)
longmarchTue Jun 18 03:42:02 2002
Though not as smammy as all-out post-whorring.
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 10:29:33 2002
I once sneezed so hard, a large gooey booger shot clean out my nose and hit the window a good 15 feet away from me, with an audible splat.
HarbingerTue Jun 18 14:13:54 2002
That's impressive, EM.
MaximusTue Jun 18 14:17:27 2002
Indeed!
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 15:14:56 2002
I'll tell you what it, it hurt like a son-of-a-bitch for like a day afterwards...
MaximusTue Jun 18 15:19:09 2002
Yeah I hate when that happens
MagusTue Jun 18 17:03:40 2002
Most people would've just blown their nose...
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 17:18:05 2002
Well I did not know there was a booger in there...
BTW how was this thread for smam?
MagusTue Jun 18 17:23:46 2002
Quite good, I should think.
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 17:28:45 2002
Why thank you Magus!
MagusTue Jun 18 17:41:59 2002
You're welcome, indeed!
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MaximusTue Jun 18 18:37:20 2002
Heh...