MadanWed May 8 13:24:51 2002
Who are the top three topic creators?
M.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed May 8 13:26:48 2002
who is the top smammer?
Evil MerlinWed May 8 14:05:04 2002
Not me on both...
MagusWed May 8 14:50:41 2002
The top smammer? Depends on how often I go on a posting rampage.
MagusWed May 8 14:50:53 2002
Like the one I'm starting now.
MagusWed May 8 14:51:11 2002
For I am through for the semester
MagusWed May 8 14:51:48 2002
Geez, what a load off my mind.
MagusWed May 8 14:52:22 2002
In fact, I'm pleased to announce
MagusWed May 8 14:52:37 2002
that I'm through with my undergrad.
MagusWed May 8 14:53:13 2002
Congratulate me, ya farkin' maroons! :)
MagusWed May 8 14:53:46 2002
Indeed, I get to wear the monkey suit this Saturday.
MagusWed May 8 14:54:39 2002
Of course, I've already started working on my Master's...
MagusWed May 8 14:55:12 2002
but I'm not going to worry about that now.
MagusWed May 8 14:55:26 2002
For I am most happy.
MagusWed May 8 14:55:56 2002
And, as part of my celebrating, I am happily smamming away.
MagusWed May 8 14:57:18 2002
Indeed, I am posting
MagusWed May 8 14:57:29 2002
as fast as I can.
MagusWed May 8 14:58:04 2002
I grant you, I'm not as fast as AYB, IG, and OW...
MagusWed May 8 14:58:34 2002
but I try.
MagusWed May 8 14:59:29 2002
Hmmm...
MagusWed May 8 15:00:41 2002
So what shall we talk about?
MagusWed May 8 15:01:33 2002
We could talk, you and I...
MagusWed May 8 15:01:49 2002
about how, though I am graduating...
MagusWed May 8 15:02:09 2002
I still have no gf.
MagusWed May 8 15:02:24 2002
Pathetic, eh?
MagusWed May 8 15:03:00 2002
Oh well, during these past three weeks, I've been waaay too busy
MagusWed May 8 15:03:16 2002
So I wouldn't have had time for her
MagusWed May 8 15:03:34 2002
Even if I had one.
MagusWed May 8 15:04:25 2002
And the second page is mine!
MagusWed May 8 15:04:43 2002
Perhaps I shall get to page three...
MagusWed May 8 15:04:57 2002
Wouldn't that be interesting?
MagusWed May 8 15:05:23 2002
Or maybe not.
MagusWed May 8 15:05:47 2002
After all, I don't know what truly interests you.
MagusWed May 8 15:06:01 2002
We should talk more often.
MagusWed May 8 15:06:31 2002
So what are you doing today?
MagusWed May 8 15:07:51 2002
Besides reading this, of course.
MagusWed May 8 15:08:17 2002
Perhaps you too
MagusWed May 8 15:08:33 2002
will go on a posting rampage
MagusWed May 8 15:09:00 2002
like I'm doing.
MagusWed May 8 15:09:11 2002
That should be fun
MagusWed May 8 15:09:23 2002
And I'll even read it
MagusWed May 8 15:09:50 2002
Since you've been kind enough to read mine
MagusWed May 8 15:10:20 2002
This should be interesting
MagusWed May 8 15:10:33 2002
What will you talk about?
MagusWed May 8 15:10:55 2002
Your postcount? ;)
MagusWed May 8 15:11:21 2002
Or how OW is a poopy head?
MagusWed May 8 15:11:42 2002
Or if you're OW, a poopy poem?
MagusWed May 8 15:12:06 2002
I'm always amused by those poems.
MagusWed May 8 15:12:22 2002
They're often quite good.
MagusWed May 8 15:13:01 2002
But I'll also gladly read the usual
MagusWed May 8 15:13:09 2002
OSY
MagusWed May 8 15:13:24 2002
silliness.
MagusWed May 8 15:13:55 2002
And so, I deflower the virgin third page!
MagusWed May 8 15:14:37 2002
There, there, little virgin page...
MagusWed May 8 15:15:01 2002
I shall be gentle.
MagusWed May 8 15:15:14 2002
and as I post more,
MagusWed May 8 15:15:42 2002
you'll get used to it, little page.
MagusWed May 8 15:16:05 2002
See, you're enjoying it now.
MagusWed May 8 15:16:19 2002
Anyway, dear reader
MagusWed May 8 15:16:46 2002
sorry about that.
MagusWed May 8 15:17:16 2002
you know how some little virgins can be.
MagusWed May 8 15:17:27 2002
You have to reassure them.
MagusWed May 8 15:17:49 2002
Now, where were we?
MagusWed May 8 15:18:10 2002
Ah yes.
MagusWed May 8 15:18:47 2002
And you were patiently listening.
MagusWed May 8 15:18:53 2002
I was post-rampaging.
MagusWed May 8 15:19:23 2002
How odd.
MagusWed May 8 15:19:42 2002
My two posts there got reversed.
MagusWed May 8 15:20:00 2002
That's what I get for using multiple windows
MagusWed May 8 15:20:19 2002
Sneaky of me, eh?
MagusWed May 8 15:20:52 2002
but I fear, that's my nature.
MagusWed May 8 15:21:05 2002
To find an easier way to do things.
MagusWed May 8 15:21:19 2002
That's not always wrong, you know.
MagusWed May 8 15:21:43 2002
It can be useful.
MagusWed May 8 15:22:04 2002
Ultimately, laziness drives all progress...
MagusWed May 8 15:22:34 2002
Because someone invents something
MagusWed May 8 15:22:49 2002
to do their work for them.
MagusWed May 8 15:23:10 2002
Hello, fourth page!
MagusWed May 8 15:23:59 2002
Hmm, I've posted a good bit here.
MagusWed May 8 15:24:15 2002
Perhaps I should pause to check my postcount...
MagusWed May 8 15:24:28 2002
Don't go 'way now...
MagusWed May 8 15:24:47 2002
I shall be right back
MagusWed May 8 15:25:25 2002
/me checks his post count
MagusWed May 8 15:26:39 2002
[size=7][color=red]900[/color][/size]
MagusWed May 8 15:27:14 2002
With a bit more effort
MagusWed May 8 15:27:36 2002
I shall soon reach 1000
MagusWed May 8 15:27:51 2002
Good for me!
MagusWed May 8 15:28:17 2002
Wouldn't you be impressed?
MagusWed May 8 15:29:03 2002
I know I'll enjoy it
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed May 8 15:29:08 2002
Well done little Magus
AYB is impressed :)
MagusWed May 8 15:29:22 2002
It would seem I've strayed
MagusWed May 8 15:29:35 2002
a galaxy off-topic.
MagusWed May 8 15:30:00 2002
Ah, much thanks, O Mighty AYB!
MagusWed May 8 15:30:38 2002
Hey wait!
MagusWed May 8 15:31:06 2002
What do you mean "little"?
MagusWed May 8 15:31:41 2002
Knowest thou not that 'tis no mere magus I?
MagusWed May 8 15:31:53 2002
Indeed not, I am The Magus.
MagusWed May 8 15:32:38 2002
Greatest and most powerful of all who have laid claim to that dark title.
MagusWed May 8 15:33:02 2002
And the most humble too.
MagusWed May 8 15:33:21 2002
Hey, quit snickering
MagusWed May 8 15:33:38 2002
lest I gather my dark power
MagusWed May 8 15:34:06 2002
And make you as poopy-headed as OW!
MagusWed May 8 15:34:39 2002
If you dare that, then challenge me again!
MagusWed May 8 15:35:01 2002
Ah but enough threats.
MagusWed May 8 15:35:12 2002
I don't like them.
MagusWed May 8 15:35:33 2002
Though they're sometimes necessary.
MagusWed May 8 15:36:41 2002
<Godfather>I prefer to reason with people.</Godfather>
MagusWed May 8 15:39:33 2002
Of course, since I have the One Ring...
MagusWed May 8 15:40:09 2002
I could make you do what I want...
MagusWed May 8 15:40:27 2002
but I'm trying not to use the Ring.
MagusWed May 8 15:41:15 2002
For through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
MagusWed May 8 15:42:04 2002
Ash nazg durbatuluk(Edited by Magus at 10:42 am on May 8, 2002)
MagusWed May 8 15:42:24 2002
ash nazg gimbatul
MagusWed May 8 15:43:22 2002
ash nazg thrakatuluk,
MagusWed May 8 15:43:51 2002
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
MagusWed May 8 15:44:22 2002
My own, my Precious....
MagusWed May 8 15:44:39 2002
It came to me.
MagusWed May 8 15:45:41 2002
Does they know we has it, my precious?
MagusWed May 8 15:47:37 2002
Sssss... Caution, precious, caution we must use...
MagusWed May 8 15:48:01 2002
Or the nassssty OSYers will take the Precious.
MagusWed May 8 15:48:39 2002
Post to distract them, my precious...
MagusWed May 8 15:49:07 2002
So you've actually read this far?
MagusWed May 8 15:49:15 2002
Impressive.
MagusWed May 8 15:49:39 2002
Either that or you're bored
MagusWed May 8 15:50:03 2002
I'm inclined to think it's boredom.
MagusWed May 8 15:50:18 2002
Though you may find my insanity amusing.
MagusWed May 8 15:50:39 2002
I know I do.
MagusWed May 8 15:51:03 2002
Ooooh, sixth page.
MagusWed May 8 15:51:31 2002
You know, I can't say "sixth"
MagusWed May 8 15:51:43 2002
Odd, I know
MagusWed May 8 15:52:00 2002
but I simply can't say it right.
MagusWed May 8 15:52:20 2002
Try though I might.
MagusWed May 8 15:52:53 2002
Do you have any words you can't say right?
MagusWed May 8 15:53:20 2002
Then there's The_Shitman
MagusWed May 8 15:53:47 2002
who can't say anything that's right.
MagusWed May 8 15:53:58 2002
I can't help but wonder
MagusWed May 8 15:54:16 2002
Is his breath stinky
MagusWed May 8 15:54:41 2002
considering all the shit that comes out of his mouth.
MagusWed May 8 15:55:01 2002
Sorry, you're right...
MagusWed May 8 15:55:14 2002
That's not a pleasant topic.
MagusWed May 8 15:55:54 2002
So suggest a new one.
MagusWed May 8 15:57:31 2002
Now playing: (Aerosmith) I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
MagusWed May 8 15:57:52 2002
Before that, it was some Zeppelin.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed May 8 16:22:30 2002
silly Magus.
silly silly boy :)
MadanWed May 8 16:42:59 2002
At this rate, he'll blow by RQE, who is in 5th place...
:boggle:
M.
Jeremy ReimerWed May 8 17:41:14 2002
See, on other forums, this type of smamming would result in warnings, bannings, etc.
On OSY we just shug, eat some more candy and play along.
ALL YOUR MESSAGE BOARDS ARE BELONG TO US!
StainlessWed May 8 18:25:12 2002
I
StainlessWed May 8 18:25:29 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:25:45 2002
'
(Edited by Stainless at 12:25 pm on May 8, 2002)
StainlessWed May 8 18:26:45 2002
s
StainlessWed May 8 18:27:08 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:27:20 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:27:32 2002
o
StainlessWed May 8 18:27:40 2002
o
StainlessWed May 8 18:27:49 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:28:04 2002
b
StainlessWed May 8 18:28:14 2002
a
StainlessWed May 8 18:28:22 2002
d
StainlessWed May 8 18:28:32 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:28:53 2002
y
StainlessWed May 8 18:29:02 2002
o
StainlessWed May 8 18:29:13 2002
u
StainlessWed May 8 18:29:24 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:30:56 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:31:11 2002
o
StainlessWed May 8 18:31:20 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:31:30 2002
p
StainlessWed May 8 18:31:45 2002
o
StainlessWed May 8 18:31:55 2002
s
StainlessWed May 8 18:32:06 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:32:17 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:32:30 2002
a
StainlessWed May 8 18:32:41 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:32:58 2002
c
StainlessWed May 8 18:33:09 2002
h
StainlessWed May 8 18:33:32 2002
a
StainlessWed May 8 18:33:47 2002
r
StainlessWed May 8 18:33:56 2002
a
StainlessWed May 8 18:34:30 2002
c
StainlessWed May 8 18:34:54 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:35:09 2002
e
StainlessWed May 8 18:35:22 2002
r
StainlessWed May 8 18:35:38 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:35:59 2002
a
StainlessWed May 8 18:36:08 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:36:17 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:36:32 2002
a
StainlessWed May 8 18:36:41 2002
StainlessWed May 8 18:36:51 2002
t
StainlessWed May 8 18:37:03 2002
i
StainlessWed May 8 18:37:19 2002
m
StainlessWed May 8 18:37:32 2002
e
StainlessWed May 8 18:37:46 2002
.
Imitation GruelWed May 8 18:41:33 2002
Who are the top three topic creators?
I'm probably one of them; I'd imagine AYB is another. We both started a tremendous amount of topics before the pruning. Socrates could be in the top 5, from his occasional flooding.
MagusWed May 8 20:12:45 2002
Post one character at a time?
MagusWed May 8 20:13:00 2002
Now what fun is that, Stainless?
MagusWed May 8 20:13:10 2002
It's also bloody annoying.
MagusWed May 8 20:14:40 2002
And we must not anger the Great Three* lest they come from Valinor to strike us down.
*AYB, OW, and IG
MagusWed May 8 20:15:11 2002
So, I try to make my smamming amusing.
MagusWed May 8 20:15:17 2002
Like this.
MagusWed May 8 20:15:44 2002
See? Isn't this easier
MagusWed May 8 20:15:50 2002
to read?
MagusWed May 8 20:16:13 2002
I do believe I'll hit 1000
MagusWed May 8 20:16:39 2002
shortly.
MagusWed May 8 20:17:16 2002
<Paul Hill>Hurrah!</Paul Hill>
(Edited by Magus at 3:17 pm on May 8, 2002)
MagusWed May 8 20:20:10 2002
Ah yes, didn't remember how OSY handled HTML style tags.
MagusWed May 8 20:20:35 2002
Although, more correctly, that'd be more like XML.
MagusWed May 8 20:21:15 2002
Paul is teh XML tag!
MagusWed May 8 20:21:34 2002
Perhaps we can use him to make a Web Service. :)
MagusWed May 8 20:22:21 2002
Paul is a web service head, and OW is a poopy head.
MagusWed May 8 20:22:44 2002
Hmm, what about everyone else's heads?
MagusWed May 8 20:23:03 2002
I've heard the Mighty AYB called a stinky head...
MagusWed May 8 20:23:22 2002
but is that official?
MagusWed May 8 20:29:01 2002
Now playing: (Rammstein) Sonne
MagusWed May 8 20:29:11 2002
And at work, no less.
MagusWed May 8 20:30:00 2002
This is interesting, now that I think about it
MagusWed May 8 20:30:39 2002
It's taken me two years to get 1k+ posts at Ars.
MagusWed May 8 20:32:05 2002
yet here, I've done so in no time.
MagusWed May 8 20:32:13 2002
Post whoring is fun.
MagusWed May 8 20:32:25 2002
Thanks again for the place, JR.
MagusWed May 8 20:33:05 2002
It's rather nice here.
MagusWed May 8 20:34:28 2002
I think I shall stay.
MagusWed May 8 20:34:44 2002
And enjoy the silliness.
MagusWed May 8 20:35:42 2002
Such as posting this much, this fast.
MagusWed May 8 20:36:26 2002
I still have much to learn though.
MagusWed May 8 20:37:27 2002
which is one reason it [size=6][color=red]sucks[/color][/size] shiny monkey balls that OW is going to back off posting.
MagusWed May 8 20:37:41 2002
:(
MagusWed May 8 20:38:14 2002
Come back, OW! We all lubs ya.
MagusWed May 8 20:38:45 2002
Anyways, 5 more posts left.
MagusWed May 8 20:39:27 2002
And then I get to add another digit to my postcount.
MagusWed May 8 20:40:07 2002
Does this please the Great Three?
MagusWed May 8 20:40:38 2002
One more after this one... How exciting!
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed May 8 20:41:43 2002
It pleases the Mighty AYB plenty, but as the other members of the triumperate are going into emeritous hypbernation, I don't know what they will think, or who will act in their place during their hiatus.
MagusWed May 8 20:41:57 2002
[size=10][color=blue]1000[/color][/size]Ph34r.
MagusWed May 8 20:43:45 2002
Huh? I knew OW is going to take a break, but not IG as well? Did I make y'all mad?
MagusWed May 8 20:44:37 2002
Whoa. I'm a captain.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed May 8 20:49:11 2002
welcome :)
MagusWed May 8 20:50:07 2002
Now where's the Captain's lounge?
MagusWed May 8 20:50:32 2002
so I can sex0r the pretty little ensigns?
MagusWed May 8 20:54:56 2002
Ah well, a captain must also be serious.
StainlessWed May 8 21:08:48 2002
Phew, single lettered my way to Lieutenant just in time.
MagusWed May 8 21:11:24 2002
"Captain's log, star date 1709.2:
While en route to Starbase 7, the Enterprise has encounted a large vessel that resembles the Terran penguin. Spock finds the design to be, in his words, "completely irrational". As it seems to be inert, we are going to investigate."
Go to yellow alert and arm phasers, Mr Stainless.
Bring us in closer, Mr Madan, and magnify on-screen.
Bridge to sickbay, we might need you, Dr OW. Engineering, I'd like your opinion, Mr IG. Mr AYB, can you tell us anything about this... penguin?
HarbingerThu May 9 02:12:36 2002
Welcome to captaincy, mag.
MagusThu May 9 07:17:52 2002
Thank you, Captain, I trust all's well on your ship? If you can, the Enterprise could use some help with the penguin we've found here.
HarbingerThu May 9 16:29:09 2002
Not a problem. Changing course to intercept.
MadanThu May 9 16:58:37 2002
Target propulsion systems. No, their port nacelle. Good. Launch polarized phase-induction beam. Attempt to destabalize their warp matrix by using a controlled burst of anti-tachyons. Quickly! While their shields are down, localize their ship's defensive shield harmonics and fire! Quantum torpedoes. Their hull has been breached on four decks? And they're still in once piece?
They're WHAT? Their hull is made of anti-tritium protomatter and is absorbing our Type XII phaser beams? Damn. Ok, attempt to use a graviton pulse to reverse their intermix ratio and utilize a secondary volley of low-yield tricobalt torpedoes...
What do you mean their last isolytic burst collapsed our torpedo tubes? Damn! Improvise! Eject the torpedoes through our cargo bay and drop them as mines!
Gravity plating has been compromised on decks 17, 12, and 4. Attempting to compensate. Attempt to atune our graviton pulse to their regenerative shielding! Their abaltive armor is interfering with out pulse? Try a subspace focalization array to open an intra-phasic aperture in their warp matrix?
What? Our hull's been compromised? Abandon ship! ABANDON SHIP!
:(
M.
MagusThu May 9 17:26:25 2002
We're being hailed, you say?
On screen, Lieutenant.
"How are you gentlemen. All your OS are belong to us. We are the Penguin. You will service us. You will comply. You have no chance to survive make your time."
....
Spock, what the hell was that?
HarbingerThu May 9 18:51:40 2002
Take off every zig!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:08:34 2002
!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:08:39 2002
!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:08:55 2002
!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:09:10 2002
!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:09:23 2002
!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:09:35 2002
!
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:09:45 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:09:55 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:10:08 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:10:25 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:10:30 2002
d
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:10:47 2002
e
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:10:53 2002
e
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:11:11 2002
I have decided to spam for a while.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:11:29 2002
You have been informed.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:11:48 2002
It's true, it's true.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:12:06 2002
Since I'll be gone for nearly 3 months.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:12:23 2002
And that would be so harmful to all of you.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:12:36 2002
Spam.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:12:53 2002
I hate flood control.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:13:06 2002
Flood control sucks.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:13:25 2002
It's true, it's true.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:13:36 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:13:48 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:13:59 2002
a
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:14:12 2002
1
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:14:23 2002
1
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:14:35 2002
1
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:14:49 2002
cnuopa9sdc
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:15:05 2002
jdf9awerjf8w
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:15:23 2002
jhwjf
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:15:37 2002
dj8w-0dh
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:15:49 2002
dj298=ujr389
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:16:00 2002
2qjd=]29ju3=
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:16:13 2002
bau9ebdp49u
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:16:26 2002
ndw0-38
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:16:43 2002
Flood control sucks.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:17:01 2002
Flood control is evil.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:17:23 2002
Jeremy turn off flood control so I can spam faster.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:17:45 2002
Flood control sucks dog balls.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:18:14 2002
It's true; flood control is teh Hitler.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:18:24 2002
I hate flood control.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:18:46 2002
Flood control makes baby Jesus cry.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:19:06 2002
Flood control is evil.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:19:17 2002
cj8w-4d80
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:19:29 2002
d208-u38
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:19:43 2002
j2389=30]=32
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:20:02 2002
I'm here for a while, so I'll spam the thread.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:20:17 2002
Flood control sucks.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:20:42 2002
Flood control is pain.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:20:58 2002
Jeremy turn off flood control.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:21:15 2002
This sucks.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:21:34 2002
Over 50 posts in less than 20 minutes.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:21:52 2002
This is fun.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:22:11 2002
I'm talking to myself.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:22:30 2002
I had pork chops for dinner.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:22:44 2002
Corn too.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:22:59 2002
Flood control sucks.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:23:17 2002
Flood control is pain.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:23:40 2002
Flood control should be turned off.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:24:02 2002
The pork chops were miserable.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:24:14 2002
The corn was inadequate.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:24:34 2002
All in all, dinner sucked.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:24:54 2002
I hate flood control.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:25:11 2002
It's true, it's true.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:25:38 2002
That's over 60 spams in under 30 minutes.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:25:57 2002
With one window open. Bite me.
Imitation GruelFri May 10 01:26:14 2002
Postcount ++