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Garlic...how do you get that stench off your hands?

fux0ringM0r0n

Mon Apr 29 12:36:52 2002

I made some spaghetti sauce last night...I had to cut some garlic.  Now my hands smell terrible...and they'll smell terrible for 2 weeks if I don't do something about it.  What gets the stench out?  

What?  This isn't Kelly's Kitchen discussion forum?

Madan

Mon Apr 29 13:05:07 2002

Dip them in lemon juice for then minutes, then wash with soap and water and finish off with a quick witch hazel rub down.

M.

Madan

Mon Apr 29 13:06:07 2002

Or you could buy charcoal glycerine soap...

M.

Imitation Gruel

Mon Apr 29 13:39:46 2002

Personally, I [color=blue]like[/color] the smell of garlic. It's very nice.

No joke.

fux0ringM0r0n

Mon Apr 29 13:49:30 2002

Well, the world would be a better place if I could walk around with a garlicky breath and garlicky-smelling hands without people gasping for fresh air when I pass them by.
PaoloM

Mon Apr 29 14:23:01 2002

from fux0ringM0r0n posted at 6:49 am on April 29, 2002

Well, the world would be a better place if I could walk around with a garlicky breath and garlicky-smelling hands without people gasping for fresh air when I pass them by.

Change world.
pauli

Mon Apr 29 23:14:56 2002

dude, you should see the reaction i get after i go to my local bertucci's and get a pizza with fresh garlic on it. even when they add the qualifier "only a little," most people still can't eat it. it's great :)
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Apr 30 01:44:41 2002

Solution:

Cover your hands in poop

pauli

Tue Apr 30 03:13:21 2002

by which you mean give oscar a scalp massage?
fuX0ringM0r0n

Tue Apr 30 03:16:29 2002

Yeah, I thought about shoving my hands up my ass to cover the garlic smell with something more pleasant...but then I thought "hey, I could cause damage to my anus and rectum"...so I shoved my hands up somebody else's ass.

(Edited by fuX0ringM0r0n at 8:17 pm on April 29, 2002)

PaoloM

Tue Apr 30 05:37:44 2002

from fuX0ringM0r0n posted at 8:16 pm on April 29, 2002

Yeah, I thought about shoving my hands up my ass to cover the garlic smell with something more pleasant...but then I thought "hey, I could cause damage to my anus and rectum"...so I shoved my hands up somebody else's ass.

(Edited by fuX0ringM0r0n at 8:17 pm on April 29, 2002)


Hope Steve Jobs didn't mind it :D
fuX0ringM0r0n

Tue Apr 30 10:30:49 2002

We had an agreement...he can fist me with exorbitant prices...I can fist him!
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Apr 30 17:50:49 2002

by which you mean give oscar a scalp massage?

That may work :)

OscarWilde

Tue Apr 30 18:03:55 2002

public message: i really don't like being called poopy head. why am i the only one here called a name which basically says that i have shit for a head?

that plain sucks ass! especially as shit comes from ass! or so i have been told.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Apr 30 18:11:42 2002

public message: i really don't like being called poopy head. why am i the only one here called a name which basically says that i have shit for a head?

I think it's because I gave afforementioned name to you, and it stuck

:)

I thought you liked it :(

Imitation Gruel

Tue Apr 30 18:30:44 2002

Ha ha.