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...Coming out of the closet

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 08:16:45 2002

All things considered, it is a very hard thing to admit.  Maybe harder than admitting that one is gay?  I don't know, I have no propensity towards homosexuality whatsoever.  But given everyone's take on recent events, my admission might make me the ultimate object of ridicule:

I *like* Celine Dion.

I sing just like her.  :)

so sue me.

DuffMan

Wed Apr 10 08:40:37 2002

I like Adolf Hitler.


Well I don't but if I did, it would be just as bad as what you posted.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 10:16:27 2002

:p
Imitation Gruel

Wed Apr 10 10:43:37 2002

You *like* Celine Dion's music?

AYB.respect points = -(x) IF x>0

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 14:56:35 2002

Why are you so mean to AYB? :(

In times of need OSY'ers should rally around their own, AYB commands it.

besides, it's not like I *love* her singing like say:

Shakira,
or Sarah,
or many other people who aren't weird looking french canadians.

:)

Harbinger

Wed Apr 10 14:56:51 2002

from DuffMan posted at 4:40 am on April 10, 2002

I like Adolf Hitler. ... Well I don't but if I did, it would be just as bad as what you posted.

Celine has caused more deaths, so... ;)

No, really -- I'm not the only person who went on a killing spree after hearing her Titanic theme one too many times.  :biggrin:  (Of course, "one too many times" == 1)

OscarWilde

Wed Apr 10 15:11:29 2002

AYB is one one big sappy teenage girl! :biggrin:

No worries, when I go to Wisconsin sometime in the future and stay at AYB's place (I do enjoy self inviting myself) I'll give him a taste of some MANLY music! <timallen>RUFF</timallen>

How about some Papercut by LinkinPark!!!!
Or some Marilyn Manson Antichrist Suparstar!!!

Oh yeah Party! at AYB's place when I come to visit!!!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

OscarWilde

Wed Apr 10 15:13:52 2002

speaking of which! just about 10 minutes ago, a one hour Celine Dion special just started on MTV.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 15:18:44 2002

I despise Marylin Manson.

He's really no better than a pre-fabbed boy band.  he's popular because he portrays himself as evil, which sells.

Shirley Manson OTOH, unf unf!

Imitation Gruel

Wed Apr 10 15:22:23 2002

I'm not mean, I just think Celine Dion's "music" is something I wouldn't force upon my worst enemy even if I was slowly torturing him to death.

:EVILKING:

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 8:23 am on April 10, 2002)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 15:23:59 2002

Ever try listening to Neil Diamond or Micheal Bolton?

You will gratefully tune in to Celine after those ordeals :evilgrin:

Imitation Gruel

Wed Apr 10 15:26:35 2002

I know of the "artists" of which you seek. Their "music" is IMHO more painful than clawing off my own ears with a rusty hook.

:EVILKING:

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 8:27 am on April 10, 2002)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 15:28:46 2002

I know of the "artists" of which you seek. Their "music" is IMHO more painful than clawing off my own ears with a rusty hook.

If you like those, may i recommend Hanson?

I didn't think so. ;)

Imitation Gruel

Wed Apr 10 15:31:38 2002

What for you mention these awful awful "musicians" that have less musical value/talent than the screeching of pregnant cats?

:EVILKING:

OscarWilde

Wed Apr 10 15:31:54 2002

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 11:18 pm on April 10, 2002

I despise Marylin Manson.

He's really no better than a pre-fabbed boy band.  he's popular because he portrays himself as evil, which sells.


That my friend is wrong! well you're right but wrong at the same time. Marylin Manson said that America only listens when you do something outragoues. Everything he does is actually just a personification of what the US stands to him.

I find it ammusing that people who despise him only do so because it on some level exposes something they don't like about themselves.

After all its just music, so why have such strong feelings like 'despise'?

if you said you don't like his music cause it ain't your style, then thats fair enough. But when you say you despise Marylin Manson, you only end up proving Marylin Manson right.

He's a pretty smart guy too and actually doesn't potray himself as evil like you think so. You should read his work and opinions before you go despising him.

Every generation has some singer/artist that people will object too but the next generation worships/loves/iconise.

It never ends. Marylin Manson is one of those people.

keep in mind I too hated Marylin Manson at one time but I read some of his stuff and realised what he was trying to do.

Anyway, you want to talk about evil? Who's listening to Celine Dion? :biggrin:

OscarWilde

Wed Apr 10 15:39:37 2002

they just had a video of Celine Dion and barbara striesand doing a duet!

i think I fell over and died. My spirit now commands this keyboard.

/me haunts OSY

we need a fucking ghost emoticon!

OscarWilde

Wed Apr 10 15:43:53 2002

I don't think admiting your gay is very hard unless you are surrounded by ignorant small minded fucktards which in any case you'd be better of without them in the first place. Well not that i'm trying to trivialise the difficulties that any closet case homosexual face. It must be tough indeed.

It would be easier if we killed all the ignorant stupid motherfuckers off! I'm all for that cause...

(Edited by OscarWilde at 11:44 pm on April 10, 2002)

Harbinger

Wed Apr 10 15:55:23 2002

MM might have been trying to be outrageous, but to me he's been boring for the past few years.  And going be his unpopularity on local radio stations, this leads me to believe that many others feel the same way. ;)

Though I have learned that his early work is great to play while having sweaty, animalistic sex.  "I am the god of fuck!" was never more appropriate.  :evilgrin:  (Used to have a gf who was heavily into MM; this is how I was introduced to listening to MM during sweaty, animalistic sex. ;))


I did see him in concert after his first album, when he toured with NIN.  To me, he was meh -- all shock value and the music wasn't very entertaining.  Though he didn't gross you out as much as did the Jim Rose Circus, who came on after him. :shiver:

we need a fucking ghost emoticon!

Here you go: :fruit:

It would be easier if we killed all the ignorant stupid motherfuckers off! I'm all for that cause...

And I'll be standing there right next to ya, weapon in hand.  :)

OscarWilde

Wed Apr 10 16:02:12 2002

MM is indeedious gret for animal SEX!!!! *growl*

and that don't look like no ghost to me..

Jeremy Reimer

Wed Apr 10 16:47:38 2002

Hey, I liked "Titanic".  Saw it three times in the theatre.

What can I say, I'm a sap.  

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Apr 10 19:19:36 2002

if you said you don't like his music cause it ain't your style, then thats fair enough. But when you say you despise Marylin Manson, you only end up proving Marylin Manson right.

I prove him wrong, by not buying his stuff, or buy even thinking about him (except this once)

And he's not the only one like this by a longshot.

When you get right down to it he's just a sheep.

Harbinger

Thu Apr 11 01:59:06 2002

from OscarWilde posted at 12:02 pm on April 10, 2002
and that don't look like no ghost to me..

That's the best I could do on short notice.

DrPizza

Thu Apr 11 13:18:02 2002

I find it ammusing that people who despise him only do so because it on some level exposes something they don't like about themselves.

On the contrary.

I despise him because he does shockingly poor covers of good songs.

Imitation Gruel

Thu Apr 11 13:29:50 2002

I despise him because he does shockingly poor covers of good songs.

Such as Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Good song, horrifically bad cover of it.

:EVILKING:

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 6:30 am on April 11, 2002)

DrPizza

Thu Apr 11 20:21:54 2002

from Imitation Gruel posted at 2:29 pm on April 11, 2002

I despise him because he does shockingly poor covers of good songs.

Such as Soft Cell's Tainted Love. Good song, horrifically bad cover of it.

:EVILKING:


Precisely the one I was thinking of.
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DrPizza

Thu Apr 11 20:24:14 2002

That extraneous [ was deliberate.

Honest.

Imitation Gruel

Thu Apr 11 21:49:36 2002

Precisely the one I was thinking of.

It's one of the not-large number of 80's songs that I enjoy, and that is not-infrequently played on the local radio station I listen to. Also, it was the only cover he did that I could think of offhand.

:EVILKING:

Magus

Thu Apr 11 22:40:19 2002

Bad covers of good songs... You mean like how [url=http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=34709834&m=1640914624&r=3700977724]Dolly Parton is covering 'Stairway To Heaven'[/url]?

Please, God, no...

Harbinger

Fri Apr 12 15:07:44 2002

Oh god, no.  That's absolutely not necessary.

On the alternate tip of good covers of good songs...

Has anyone else here listened to Pat Boone's album "No More Mr. Nice Guy -- In A Metal Mood" from a few years back?  He covers a number of hard rock/metal songs, but not straight covers... it's done as if he were doing a Vegas act.

It's hilarious.  My friend laughed so hard, he vomited!  :biggrin:

Here are the songs covered:
You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest
Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple
It's A Long Way To The Top - AC/DC
Panama - Van Halen
No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
Love Hurts - Nazareth
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Holy Diver - Dio
Paradise City - Guns N Roses
The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix
Crazy Train - Ozzy
Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Surprisingly (or not), most of these songs "work" as he covered them.  I didn't really care for Stairway, though, because he did it in a kind of bossa nova rhythm that I didn't think fit the song too well.  The Metallica and Dio covers make it more than worthwhile, though. ;)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Apr 12 17:26:39 2002

It's hilarious.  My friend laughed so hard, he vomited!

I remember having a big old hoot at the water cooler just at the concept.  i mean, geez?  Does he think he's a bad dude now?

Harbinger

Fri Apr 12 23:21:50 2002

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 1:26 pm on April 12, 2002

I remember having a big old hoot at the water cooler just at the concept.  i mean, geez?  Does he think he's a bad dude now?

No, it was just a lark, considering his vast gospel background and "clean cut" image.  Sadly, he lost his television show on a xtian network because of it.  Guess they didn't get the joke, or bother listening to the album. :(

PaulHill

Sat Apr 13 19:00:38 2002


He's really no better than a pre-fabbed boy band.  he's popular because he portrays himself as evil, which sells.

I always thought he was trying to peg himself as a second-rate Marc Almond clone, although he comes across to citizens of this fair isle very much like a younger Dot Cotton.

And I'm very sorry, Celine Dion fans, but the only noise I'd like to hear from her is the squeaking sound of a crowbar being pulled out of her skull.

Her and fucking Whitney fucking Houston. And don't get me started on Mariah Guinea Pig.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Apr 13 22:08:46 2002

Her and fucking Whitney fucking Houston. And don't get me started on Mariah Guinea Pig.

I don't care for Houston either.  I used to like Mariah before she just up and changed genre's about 10 years ago.

DrPizza

Sat Apr 13 22:19:32 2002

Mariah needs my cock in her bum.


that bum.

Jeremy Reimer

Sat Apr 13 22:50:03 2002

Bah, my wife's bum is hotter than that, and she actually lets me...

*ahem*  

Harbinger

Sun Apr 14 01:48:11 2002

Mariah may be whacked out, but I'd still <Austin Powers> shag her rotten, baby. </Austin Powers>
paulhill

Sun Apr 14 11:08:11 2002


Mariah may be whacked out, but I'd still shag her rotten, baby.

Well, sneak into the nuthouse with a vial of rohypnol then.

Remember to scream "I am the CEO of Sony Music" whilst you're, erm, springing Murdoch...

Harbinger

Mon Apr 15 16:41:01 2002

:lol:
Riso

Mon Apr 15 19:43:37 2002

BOOK ME A PLANE TO THE US OF ASSES, QUICK!

:EVILKING: