Tue Mar 26 13:27:04 2002

From: Mr. Murphy Okechukwu

Phone: 234 9 272 7064
Fax: 234 9 272 6145

Attention: President/C.E.O

Sir,

I am Mr.Murphy Okechukwu Chairman of an audit panel recently set up that looked into the Account of CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

I got your contact from a consultant in chamber of commerce and industry matters. I am interested in immediate investment in your country.

This will happen as soon as I am able to relocate the sum of $20m from an account in CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

On the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in respect of a contract executed in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (N.N.P.C) in 1990

After going through the records I discovered that the owner of the contract proceed died in 1993 without a (heir) hence the money is on hold in the Central Bank Of Nigeria as approved in the N.N.P.C

The original beneficiary of this fund is Mr. Allan P.Seaman, a foreigner, and an industrialist who until his death was the Manager diamond Safari (pty)S.A.

I wish to relocate this funds to the account of a reliable and honest person.

May I request that you supply me with your bank account information for the purpose of receiving the money as soon as you find this appropriate. Send also your private telephone and fax numbers.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be rewarded with 20% of the total amount for your services while 80% will be for further investments for me and my partners here.

I look forward to your response through the above fax number or via the e-mail or send the informations to me on my private fax number : 234 9 272 6145.

Regards

Mr.Murphy Okechukwu

Oh, in case anyone is interested, the email address(es, tricky bastard) are murphy324@email.com and murphyokech@yahoo.com

I expect that some of you will have as much fun as me with this. My reply will likely be posted later. Enjoi!

Tue Mar 26 13:53:02 2002

Anyone who falls for it, if/when it happens, absolutely deserves to be taken for the full ride.

Tue Mar 26 14:44:38 2002

Rather than simply ignore this simpleton's attempt at a spam con as I usually would, I thought that I would instead reply and let you know just what you've done wrong, and why I've decided to refer to you as a half-wit malodorous fucktard instead of simply another spamming fuckwit. (Lucky you.)

First, a couple things that don't show up here. Sooner or later people may realize that a "Chariman of an audit panel... yadda yadda yadda" will NOT likely have an email.com or yahoo.com address. It's the small things that count there, Murph.
>From: Mr. Murphy Okechukwu
>
>Phone: 234 9 272 7064
>Fax: 234 9 272 6145

I imagine there's some fun to be had with these, but sadly, you're not worth the (rather high I should think) long distance bills. Sorry, maybe we can play later. :(

>Attention: President/C.E.O
The days of people falling for that whole "misdirected email" scam are long since past. Do try to be a /little/ original.

>Sir,
Dear Sir or Madam, or would you not take a woman's money?

>I am Mr.Murphy Okechukwu Chairman of an audit panel recently set up
>that looked into the Account of CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
I rather think that even many Nigerian children have a better grasp of English concepts than are exhibited throughout this email. Speel chek iz yuor freind.

>I got your contact from a consultant in chamber of commerce and
>industry matters. I am interested in immediate investment in your
>country.
This is where things really start to fall apart. People are greedy, yes, and fairly stupid on average (I imagine this has worked for you in the past, no?) but even your average money grubbing trailer trash is going to be curious as to how you're "giving them money" is somehow and "investment" in any damn thing.

>This will happen as soon as I am able to relocate the sum of $20m from
>an account in CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
Oooh. All capitals. Yes, yes, surely this is important. Pfft.
Also, you're setting yourself up for a big letdown. Most of the people who are simple enough to fall for this aren't going to be able to figure out what 20% of $20m is, so when they get to that (we'll cover it later, I haven't forgotten!) they're likely to give up. Shame, so stupid that they give up when they were stupid enough to fall for it in the first place.

>On the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in respect
>of a contract executed in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation
>(N.N.P.C) in 1990
What's so funny is that this scam IS SO FUCKING OLD. A search on Google.com for the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation gives 5 results pertaining to the NNPC, and then 4 more all about this scam. Damn do you need a new angle. Didn't we just talk about originality?

>After going through the records I discovered that the owner of the
>contract proceed died in 1993 without a (heir) hence the money is on
>hold in the Central Bank Of Nigeria as approved in the N.N.P.C
2 things. No one's death records are going to be at the bank, along with their 20 million just sitting around and hanging out waiting for some audit board after 9 years. I mean, damn Murph, you've got to give even the people that fall for this /some/ credit.

>The original beneficiary of this fund is Mr. Allan P.Seaman, a
>foreigner, and an industrialist who until his death was the Manager
>diamond Safari (pty)S.A.
The /very first/ result in google is a cached copy of this same scam (his was worded better though, and was for $126mil. Why not think big Murph?)

>I wish to relocate this funds to the account of a reliable and honest
>person.
There's an irony here that is just perfect. It's painfully funny, but I'll leave that to you to figure out.

>May I request that you supply me with your bank account information
>for the purpose of receiving the money as soon as you find this
>appropriate. Send also your private telephone and fax numbers.
Ah, we come to the crux of the matter. After talking a lot of fancy shit, it comes down to "HI ARE YOU STUPID ENOUGH TO SEND ME YOUR BANK ACCT NUMBERS?" Tell me, do you call or fax them with a "HAHA YUO LOSE FAG0RT" or do you just ignore the numbers? Personally, I'd have fun with them for, I don't know, a week. This /has/ to at least raise a flag even for the dumbfucks who fall for it. But then, as you've shown, a little faith in humanity is often faith displaced.

>At the conclusion of this business, you will be rewarded with 20% of
>the total amount for your services while 80% will be for further
>investments for me and my partners here.
Clue me in here, does that mean that you actually leave them 20% of their account or is this just some funny math joke? Also, you have to remember that the people falling for this are going to see 20% and say "Screw hem, that'll barely pay off mah trailer! It ain't worf the trouble!" try at least 40/60 or something, damn.

>I look forward to your response through the above fax number or via
>the e-mail or send the informations to me on my private fax number :
>234 9 272 6145.
Again with the "Hi, I can't spell because I'm a foreigner, look, I'm authentic!" Maybe yahoo is your problem. I mean, even Hotmail has a spell checker. Learning to use the dictionary and thesaurus probly wouldn't hurt either. Would that I only knew these number were real, you would receive such wonders, heh. You haven't seen joy until you've seen the paper loop fax trick.

>Regards
Fuck off, (you forgot your comma, you tool)

>Mr.Murphy Okechukwu
Jace

I hope this has been educational! In addition, I just thought I'd share the fact that you are in fact a flaming piece of shit, but not necessarily because of your little con here, but because I fucking hate spam and you've (stupidly) seen fit to bother me with it. The one bright shining glimmer of joy that I can hold onto no matter what is that someday you will die. Preferably cold and alone. Painfully and slow would be a nice bonus, but I would still be pleased either way.

Until that day though, I'll have to revel in the fact that someone will probly report this to the abuse addresses at email.com and yahoo.com. Fear not, it probly won't be me unless I get quite a bit more motivated, I also want to make sure you're able to read my lovely letter, heh.

Buh-bye!

Tue Mar 26 16:56:00 2002

Tue Mar 26 16:58:26 2002

I say why reply to email spammers when you can just sign them up for goat porn?

Tue Mar 26 22:11:38 2002

Tue Mar 26 22:47:49 2002

HitScan: You rule.

Aside from that, I do my best. :biggrin:

Tue Mar 26 22:54:34 2002

from DuffMan posted at 10:56 am on Mar. 26, 2002

I say why reply to email spammers when you can just sign them up for goat porn?