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HitScan

Wed Feb 13 23:57:48 2002

As I mentioned in [url=http://www.pegasus3d.com/scripts/ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=37&start=25]this thread[/url] I'm getting my gf a dozen roses with a diamond heart pendant necklace in them. I decided that a simple "Happy Valentines day!" card would quite simply, be pathetic. So! Here's what I've come up with sofar. I seek opinions. Can it be improved? Am I really perfect? (hehe) What do you think.

When I look for the words to explain how much I care,
I often find that the words just aren't there.
It's not that our language is to small,
but the words that it offers simply don't cover it all.
Often I think, and often I conclude,
too many fancy words would come off silly, false, and rude.
Then I decide just what I can do,
I can simply say that I Love You.

It is entirely possible that this is just corny drek. I just came up with it in the last 10 minutes, so I really can't tell, heh.

(Edited by HitScan at 3:58 pm on Feb. 13, 2002)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 14 00:01:16 2002

How about:

"I want to see your tits my dear."

HitScan

Thu Feb 14 00:11:38 2002

I don't need the card for that, and I think it might muttle up the message ;)

Magus

Thu Feb 14 02:59:19 2002

Very nice, man. That should be sufficiently mushy for any femme.

OscarWilde

Fri Feb 15 08:27:01 2002

Here is my suggestion:

Whoa! thats what i said when i first saw you!,
Damn is what came afterwards when you bent over and i could see your breasts,
Good grief is what I exclaimed as I noticed your tight pants,
Heavenly is what i felt when i sensed your perfume,
Say my name, is what i was thinking when i was fucking you.
But today I will say only this, HAPPY VALENTINES!.
Now lets go fuck some more.

Ta da!!!

once again i have shown my poopy headed skills in teh poetry!

bow to me!

me in very silly mood!

HitScan

Fri Feb 15 13:04:41 2002

Not quite as poetic as mine own. But, she got all teary-eyed when she read it, so mission accomplished.
:biggrin:

Imitation Gruel

Fri Feb 15 15:29:09 2002

Valentine's Day was a scam dreamed up by the chocolates, greeting cards, flowers, and jewelry industries in a successful attempt to brainwash the sheeple and extort more money from them.

HitScan

Fri Feb 15 15:41:06 2002

Not to mention that it has to be one of the top two months of the year for people screwing. The second (or first, depends on where you're at, heh) is April or May, when most high schools have their proms. Thus, there are many many childrens born around November (from V day) and January or February (from Apr or May).

I see no problem with that whatsoever. ;)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Feb 15 16:42:55 2002

Valentine's Day was a scam dreamed up by the chocolates, greeting cards, flowers, and jewelry industries in a successful attempt to brainwash the sheeple and extort more money from them.

Valentine's Days is a scam to make AYB feel lonely :(

Madan

Fri Feb 15 17:43:33 2002

Problem.

I often find that the words just aren't there.
It's not that our language is to small,

It's not "to", it's "too". Spelling is off.

Sounds about right.

HitScan

Fri Feb 15 20:31:26 2002

Yeah, saw that when I was messing around in Word, but forgot to fix it here. Good thing too, as she got it yesterday morning :biggrin:

AYB: No need to be sad. You will be surprised as was I, and then everything will be just fine.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Feb 15 20:57:07 2002

You should tell her all about OSY. if she approves, it was meant to be :)

HitScan

Mon Feb 18 20:38:40 2002

She knows that this and the BF are about the only places I spend time at work, but I'll not be letting her read OSY until my threads concerning her are long dead ;)
[size=1]Especially any where IG comments. :D[/size]

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Feb 18 20:40:35 2002

You should perform the wedding over OSY.

That would be silliness incarnate! :cheesy:

Imitation Gruel

Mon Feb 18 21:02:50 2002

Especially any where IG comments. :D

Well, that'd be...almost every thread.

And not all my comments are, shall we say, unkosher. Just most of them.

Imitation Gruel

Mon Feb 18 21:09:02 2002

On a completely unrelated note, I recently read a violent lemon DBZ fic where in one scene Bejita violated some bitch in the cunt and ass at the same time; with his cock in the cunt and his tail in the ass.

Now, that's the sort of anecdote you should prevent her from reading.

DuffMan

Mon Feb 18 22:57:23 2002

Annother example of anime at its finest!

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