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IMBD.com.  Shattering more dreams than any other website.

DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 05:25:10 2002

So many crushes ruined by IMDB's revealations along the lines of:

Spouse
Billy Morrissette  (1994 - present)

I hate that fucking website and all the bad news it brings.


Robocop Q Einstein

Mon Feb 4 06:06:51 2002

Ironic, isn't it?
DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 06:50:28 2002

@_@.

I bet the man is a dick.  Stealing Maura from me.

;_;

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Feb 4 08:51:44 2002

an 8 year old spouse?
Imitation Gruel

Mon Feb 4 09:25:52 2002

Is this Alanis Morrisette's husband?

I'm too fucking lazy to look it up for myself.

DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 10:45:34 2002

No.
Robocop Q Einstein

Mon Feb 4 17:50:37 2002

from Imitation Gruel posted at 4:25 am on Feb. 4, 2002

Is this Alanis Morrisette's husband?

I'm too fucking lazy to look it up for myself.

As was I, as evidenced by my joke.

DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 18:35:45 2002

I feel I gave a distinct hint when I mentioned her first name; it seems to me to be a relatively unusual first name, in that she's the only person with that name that IMDB has heard of, and the only celebrity google lists when you search for "maura".
Robocop Q Einstein

Mon Feb 4 18:44:13 2002

Maura Tierney, I'll assume.  She is incredibly hot.
DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 18:46:47 2002

Yes.

Well.

No.

She isn't incredibly hot.

She is incredibly cute.

And that is a million times more endearing.

I could look at cute for hours without getting bored.  The same is not true of hot.

Robocop Q Einstein

Mon Feb 4 18:50:59 2002

I think she's fucking hot.
DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 19:26:11 2002

But she plainly isn't.

pauli

Mon Feb 4 19:47:59 2002

never heard of her. post pictures. great big naked ones.

(Edited by pauli at 2:48 pm on Feb. 4, 2002)

DrPizza

Mon Feb 4 20:13:37 2002

(Edited by DrPizza at 8:14 pm on Feb. 4, 2002)

pauli

Mon Feb 4 20:15:44 2002

wow. she looks like she's at least 30.
Robocop Q Einstein

Mon Feb 4 20:18:08 2002

from pauli posted at 3:15 pm on Feb. 4, 2002

wow. she looks like she's at least 30.

She is at least 30.

pauli

Mon Feb 4 20:21:04 2002

that would explain it.

cancel my request for naked pictures... i'm not into that "mature" stuff.

DrPizza

Tue Feb 5 01:36:32 2002

She's nearly 40, but truly, I do not care.

She's perfect.

Robocop Q Einstein

Tue Feb 5 04:43:15 2002

Bangin'
Magus

Tue Feb 5 04:48:41 2002

Not bad, I s'pose, but not quite my preference. I rather like teh college wimmenz here on campus!
deathe

Tue Feb 5 08:44:26 2002

Yes, she's quite fine.
Harbinger

Thu Feb 7 16:32:17 2002

NewsRadio!
HitScan

Thu Feb 7 17:30:01 2002

NewsRadio!

Holy Fuck! I knew I recognised her from something! Her fucking husband can watch, the unworthy he-bitch.

Or in other words: "Bangable like a drum."
Unf.

DrPizza

Thu Feb 7 17:57:32 2002

She's far too cute to be "bangable".

I just want to snuggle up to her.

;_;

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 7 18:05:20 2002

I just want to snuggle up to her.

indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! :)

HitScan

Thu Feb 7 21:02:34 2002

I just want to snuggle up to her.

As would I, after I snuggled up in her. ;)