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The Luckiest High School Student EVER...

Imitation Gruel

Fri Jan 25 20:00:25 2002

[url=http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=34709834&m=6040999753]is 17 year-old Toby Hocking from Tustin, California.[/url]

Except for the last name. But, um...yeah.

Magus

Fri Jan 25 20:29:56 2002

Lucky little shit.
Maximus

Fri Jan 25 20:58:16 2002

/me curses under breath...  
Riso

Fri Jan 25 22:44:59 2002

This little motherfucking incestridden son of a bitch.
DeAthe

Fri Jan 25 23:59:33 2002

I'm not sure if I should feel happy for the kid, or feel pity.... his parents set him up with a women 2 times his age? I mean, hell yea, she's hot, but have you ever had a pity date? That's what this sounds like....

And I really really doubt his parents friend is gonna bang him. :)

Indeed.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Jan 26 03:29:16 2002

Riso's jealouse. :)

Harbinger

Sat Jan 26 04:36:16 2002

Mmmmm, Petra....
DuffMan

Sat Jan 26 10:01:21 2002

Eh, her boobies are all droopy. The girl I took to my high school prom was hotter than that, and I got some, which I find unlikely for this kid.
Imitation Gruel

Sat Jan 26 15:13:36 2002

The girl I took to my high school prom was hotter than that

Prove it.

Anyway, just having her as his date ought to silence any tormentors of his for at least a short while. And if he did shag her, probably forever; considering she's twice his age, literally.

Maximus

Sat Jan 26 18:15:55 2002

All I've got to say is that...


It's good to have connections

Riso

Sat Jan 26 18:42:19 2002

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 4:29 am on Jan. 26, 2002

Riso's jealouse. :)



Thats not true. I'm just out of crack and cant find my LSD.