DrPizzaWed Jan 23 02:36:35 2002
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed Jan 23 02:46:00 2002
will it?
OscarWildeWed Jan 23 03:15:53 2002
I have a big one
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed Jan 23 03:28:53 2002
I have two.
Jeremy ReimerWed Jan 23 03:31:39 2002
I have an infinite number.
Some are even detachable.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed Jan 23 03:53:18 2002
indeed!
OscarWildeWed Jan 23 04:00:13 2002
did i mention mine is detachable too?
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed Jan 23 04:02:39 2002
Mine have a built in Katie Holmes radar.
OscarWildeWed Jan 23 04:12:27 2002
Mine have a built in Katie Holmes radar.
does yours also has a built in grammar check?
;)
:cheesy:
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsWed Jan 23 05:07:39 2002
have == multiple self-contained units.
how 'bout, "All mine penis are belong to Katie" ???
DuffManWed Jan 23 10:03:14 2002
I cant seem to get mine to detach.
MagusWed Jan 23 20:05:50 2002
Mine's bigger.
Robocop Q EinsteinWed Jan 23 21:12:57 2002
Mine is as big around as my wrist.
DuffManWed Jan 23 22:17:08 2002
I think RQE must have very small wrists
MagusWed Jan 23 22:36:49 2002
Indeed! :)
OscarWildeThu Jan 24 06:39:37 2002
to detach pull very very hard. note: must have local anestetics injected prior to and must have a sterile cloth and acahol to complete the detachment of said part. Otherwise you risk infection and a whole lot of pain.
I say this from experience. So I pass my wisdom to you little (in both sense of the word) men.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsThu Jan 24 06:43:25 2002
It is the reattaching that provides the greater challenge for me.
OscarWildeThu Jan 24 06:47:27 2002
I'd have to agree but at least the pain is not there since most of the nerve endings got killed of.
Detachable penises make for a lot of fun especially if you wanna play a prank.
"is that a detachable penis or a sausage in your hot dog?"
OscarWildeThu Jan 24 06:48:07 2002
"waiter, there is a penis in my soup"
OscarWildeThu Jan 24 06:51:09 2002
"I can't hold it any more"
/me hands penis to girl
OscarWildeThu Jan 24 06:52:31 2002
girl says to me: "Are you happy to see me or is that a pen in your pocket?"
"no its my penis in my pocket" /me takes out detachable penis from pocket
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsThu Jan 24 07:04:51 2002
OW,
you must be teh bored :)