Thu Jan 17 22:23:35 2002
I'm more than a bird...I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It's not easy to be me
Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see
It may sound absurd...but don't be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me
Up, up and away...away from me
It's all right...you can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy...or anything
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one-way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me
It's not easy to be me
-Five For Fighting, (Superman)
Thu Jan 17 22:50:54 2002
Fri Jan 18 02:36:01 2002
Fri Jan 18 04:06:23 2002
And I've never liked Superman as a hero. He bores me.
Fri Jan 18 04:33:57 2002
And I've never liked Superman as a hero. He bores me.
Yes. He's not nearly as interesting (or powerfull) as AYB the Mighty! :cheesy:
We need a song about AYB!
Fri Jan 18 11:02:56 2002
:)
Fri Jan 18 12:02:01 2002
There is tell of a legend,
Of a man who came from a star,
His name they say he borrowed from
This one joke that was taken too far.
The "All" is for the Everythingness
Over which he keeps his watch
The "Your" is for the people he protects,
Not unlike former New York mayor Ed Koch
The "Base" is for his strength of will
Which matches his steel-forged wit
The "Are" is just annother form of "Be"
So there's not much to say about it
The "Belong" is for his his possession,
Of many from the fairer sex
The "To" is for his home address,
To which you may send your checks
The "Us" is for Togetherness,
His power unites us all
And now that you have heard his name,
His story I shall recall
He's AYB the mighty, AYB the great
When he see's a picture of Katie
He whips it out to masturbate.
He's AYB the Studly, but AYB that Chaste,
He fights for Good against Evil,
Like plauque is fought by toothpaste.
Fri Jan 18 12:49:51 2002
[size=1]now only if my gut didn't hurt from heaving![/size]
Fri Jan 18 12:50:56 2002
Fri Jan 18 13:35:39 2002
(hehe, kidding. ;) )
Sat Jan 19 02:10:24 2002
/me bows head
good to see so many creative people here. I'm sure Jeremy is very proud of this board. Granted there aren't to many posters here, the few that we have are at least the 'crem de la crem' of the posting gene pool.
w00t!
Sat Jan 19 02:36:35 2002
The "Your" is for the people he protects,
Not unlike former New York mayor Ed Koch
Isn't this the party pooper who suffers from "Gullianni Envy"?
Sat Jan 19 02:43:35 2002
and by cool, i mean insane. but i seem to recall the snl he hosted wasn't bad.
and he *did* have some good moments as mayor... iirc, during his tenure, the head of the un complained about how they get treated by new yorkers, and said if things didn't improve, they'd leave. ed offered to personally help him move :D
Sat Jan 19 19:30:59 2002
Granted there aren't to many posters here, the few that we have are at least the 'crem de la crem' of the posting gene pool.
w00! :biggrin:
Sun Jan 20 00:00:52 2002
To the tune of DuranDuran's "Rio"
His name is Riso and he's friendly with his hand.
Just like that Pee-Wee guy who had his own play-land.
And when he strokes it he really gets all that he can.
Oh Riso, Riso having fun with Riso's hand.
:Bows:
:biggrin:
Sun Jan 20 00:12:19 2002