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Very Important Message about the Man of Steel

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Jan 17 22:23:35 2002

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me

I'm more than a bird...I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It's not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see

It may sound absurd...but don't be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me

Up, up and away...away from me
It's all right...you can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy...or anything

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one-way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me

It's not easy to be me

-Five For Fighting, (Superman)

Robocop Q Einstein

Thu Jan 17 22:50:54 2002

I really like that song.  It's pretty fucking decent.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 18 02:36:01 2002

The video is pretty good too, I find.
Imitation Gruel

Fri Jan 18 04:06:23 2002

I'm going to have to disagree. I'll have to see the video to be sure but from reading it, the song sounds pretty fucking lame.

And I've never liked Superman as a hero. He bores me.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 18 04:33:57 2002

And I've never liked Superman as a hero. He bores me.

Yes.  He's not nearly as interesting (or powerfull) as AYB the Mighty! :cheesy:

We need a song about AYB!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 18 11:02:56 2002

IG, the lyrics may sound lame, but wait until you hear the song as it all sounds very profound when put to it's tune.

:)

DuffMan

Fri Jan 18 12:02:01 2002

Yes I will take it upon myself to write an AYB theme song. Here are a few lines I just thought up:

There is tell of a legend,
Of a man who came from a star,
His name they say he borrowed from
This one joke that was taken too far.

The "All" is for  the Everythingness
Over which he keeps his watch
The "Your" is for the people he protects,
Not unlike former New York mayor Ed Koch

The "Base" is for his strength of will
Which matches his steel-forged wit
The "Are" is just annother form of "Be"
So there's not much to say about it

The "Belong" is for his his possession,
Of many from the fairer sex
The "To" is for his home address,
To which you may send your checks

The "Us" is for Togetherness,
His power unites us all
And now that you have heard his name,
His story I shall recall


He's AYB the mighty, AYB the great
When he see's a picture of Katie
He whips it out to masturbate.
He's AYB the Studly, but AYB that Chaste,
He fights for Good against Evil,
Like plauque is fought by toothpaste.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 18 12:49:51 2002

THAT! Was FRIGGIN AWESOME!

[size=1]now only if my gut didn't hurt from heaving![/size]

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 18 12:50:56 2002

Thanks Duff :cheesy:

HitScan

Fri Jan 18 13:35:39 2002

Truly did that kick some ass DuffMan. Quite the talent for teh funneh song there. Feel free to start on mine.

(hehe, kidding. ;) )

OscarWilde

Sat Jan 19 02:10:24 2002

damn! i have been over shawdowed by the great poetic skills of the Duffman™

/me bows head

good to see so many creative people here. I'm sure Jeremy is very proud of this board. Granted there aren't to many posters here, the few that we have are at least the 'crem de la crem' of the posting gene pool.

w00t!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Jan 19 02:36:35 2002

I don't know what quite to make of this part:

The "Your" is for the people he protects,
Not unlike former New York mayor Ed Koch

Isn't this the party pooper who suffers from "Gullianni Envy"?

pauli

Sat Jan 19 02:43:35 2002

ed koch is cool.

and by cool, i mean insane. but i seem to recall the snl he hosted wasn't bad.

and he *did* have some good moments as mayor... iirc, during his tenure, the head of the un complained about how they get treated by new yorkers, and said if things didn't improve, they'd leave. ed offered to personally help him move :D

HitScan

Sat Jan 19 19:30:59 2002

Granted there aren't to many posters here, the few that we have are at least the 'crem de la crem' of the posting gene pool.

Whee! And I'm the hairy-ass gene!

w00! :biggrin:

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sun Jan 20 00:00:52 2002

Here's a song.

To the tune of DuranDuran's "Rio"

His name is Riso and he's friendly with his hand.
Just like that Pee-Wee guy who had his own play-land.
And when he strokes it he really gets all that he can.
Oh Riso, Riso having fun with Riso's hand.

:Bows:

:biggrin:

Riso

Sun Jan 20 00:12:19 2002

I'm kinda like Han solo,
always stroking my own
wookie, I'm the root of
all that's evil, but
you can call me cookie.