Tue Jan 8 09:30:31 2002

Tue Jan 8 09:33:39 2002

Tue Jan 8 11:10:39 2002

...Ok so this is OSY and I'll go ahead and say it :)

They probably taste like whatever she most recently ate.
 

Then they probably taste like me then... :cheesy:

Tue Jan 8 11:36:26 2002

and just because i asked the question doesn't mean i actually want a fucking answer.

Tue Jan 8 13:00:35 2002

and just because i asked the question doesn't mean i actually want a fucking answer.

Yes AYB, we needs no answer. :biggrin:

Tue Jan 8 13:28:37 2002

Tue Jan 8 15:34:24 2002

Tue Jan 8 18:51:19 2002

Why the foolish oversight?

Tue Jan 8 20:02:49 2002

Tue Jan 8 22:31:14 2002

She's alrigggggghhtt  I'd quite enjoy kicking her back door in.

Tue Jan 8 22:41:10 2002

I'd quite enjoy kicking her back door in.

Interesting euphemism.

Whereas [url=http://www.pegasus3d.com/scripts/ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1183]here[/url], I simply went ahead and said:

Bone her. Bone her in the rear.

Which of these is the better phrasing, people?

Anyway, she is fine. I'd also enjoy "kicking her back door in."

:biggrin: :evilgrin: :biggrin:

Tue Jan 8 22:58:28 2002

In the Lounge, I saw a third version for it: "I want to sex0r her ansu."

(Edited by Magus at 4:59 pm on Jan. 8, 2002)

Tue Jan 8 23:32:59 2002

Yummy! :)

Tue Jan 8 23:51:17 2002

More importantly, I'd like to drag pretty little Jessica Simpson into my world of deceit.  

Ooh, and Jamie Lynn Sigler.

[size=2]and how fucking hot is Nelly Furtado???[/size]

Wed Jan 9 00:06:15 2002

he does! :cheesy:

Wed Jan 9 00:08:56 2002

Hottie to the nth power.

Wed Jan 9 01:00:32 2002

and how fucking hot is Nelly Furtado???

However, I don't care for either of those other two.

Wed Jan 9 02:26:08 2002

And it's actually plausible, unlike that little vixen Britney.

And Jamie Lynn Sigler is my weakness.  Brunette, Jewish, from Long Island.

But, I offer that Nelly Furtado is Courtney Cox done correctly.

Wed Jan 9 14:24:35 2002

I mean, they're both bangable.

But Cox is yummier.

Wed Jan 9 18:53:29 2002

I'm sorry to see you pack up and head off into the Land of the Insane.

Wed Jan 9 20:34:13 2002

And did Nelly use to be a guy?  If not, what's the deal with the man-face?

Wed Jan 9 20:35:51 2002

Just wow, Hill.

Wed Jan 9 20:35:56 2002

Every time the money starts to flag, they dial up the sleaze.

Wed Jan 9 20:37:22 2002

I don't know of this Kylie you speak of.

Wed Jan 9 23:29:13 2002

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 6:06 pm on Jan. 8, 2002

Duffman enjoys Nellie for her singing.

he does! :cheesy:

Can you believe that sorry excuse for a female is up for a grammy? I mean what the hell.

My favorite hot jewish girl is comedian sarah silverman. Hot and funny, features that mutualy enhance each other.

Wed Jan 9 23:31:20 2002

She has to be the world's biggest tease.  Word has it she hasn't given it up yet.

So she technically couldn't be a slut if that is true.  I think she hasn't allowed herself to mature since her stardom as she is still banking on the "Look at me I'm barely legal and so innocent" look.  She flaunts it and acts surprised and all schoolgirlish when her sex symbol status is brought up in interviews.

Well duh!  A gorgeous (and legal) girl who sings like a purring kitten who tries to act 15.  What guy wouldn't??

Wed Jan 9 23:33:23 2002

A friggin hottie!

Thu Jan 10 00:00:38 2002

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 5:31 pm on Jan. 9, 2002

Well duh!  A gorgeous (and legal) girl who sings like a purring kitten who tries to act 15.  What guy wouldn't??

Thu Jan 10 00:30:26 2002

I remember looking at the album cover and thinking, hey, this girl's pretty cute. Now, I see her, and I think skank bitch.

Thu Jan 10 00:48:19 2002

from Imitation Gruel posted at 7:30 pm on Jan. 9, 2002

Britney was 10,000 times more attractive, minimum, before the "Baby One More Time" video really broke. I actually have her debut album, and I got it really early -- like Nov. 98, pretty soon after it came out as far as I know. About a month or two later the video became an utter smash hit.

I remember looking at the album cover and thinking, hey, this girl's pretty cute. Now, I see her, and I think skank bitch.

But that wouldn't stop you from doing her, right?

Thu Jan 10 00:55:26 2002

Thu Jan 10 01:18:48 2002

But that wouldn't stop you from doing her, right?

I think I'd consent to kick her backdoor in a few times, yes.

Incidentally, she'd be gagged -- less chance she'd scream, or worse, sing. :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Thu Jan 10 04:14:24 2002

My favorite hot jewish girl is comedian sarah silverman. Hot and funny, features that mutualy enhance each other.

Onto other matters.  First, RQE, hush.

Second, Hill, hush.  Kylie's video with the hot pants demonstrating her fine arse is fantastic.  It's fuckable ass, that's for sure.

Britney is filthy.  Her eyes are on opposite sides of her head.  She's some kind of lizard girl.

Thu Jan 10 04:19:11 2002

Britney is filthy.  Her eyes are on opposite sides of her head.  She's some kind of lizard girl.

Over at the pegasus launchpad you said you had some fascination for 'alien hotties'. With your description, i would put Britney spears as an alien hottie to fuck, or rather to kick the door in.

Thu Jan 10 04:30:40 2002

from OscarWilde posted at 4:19 am on Jan. 10, 2002

Britney is filthy.  Her eyes are on opposite sides of her head.  She's some kind of lizard girl.

Over at the pegasus launchpad you said you had some fascination for 'alien hotties'. With your description, i would put Britney spears as an alien hottie to fuck, or rather to kick the door in.

Being fucking lizardesque, however, is a Bad Thing.

Thu Jan 10 04:54:28 2002

Thu Jan 10 06:36:43 2002

As for me hushing, don't count on it Pizza.

Thu Jan 10 07:07:02 2002

Thu Jan 10 07:09:54 2002

Thu Jan 10 07:12:59 2002

As for me hushing, don't count on it Pizza.

Thu Jan 10 07:28:28 2002

You get the picture.

Thu Jan 10 10:12:11 2002

AYB, I assume you mean Katie Holmes?  

IN!

DEED!

Fri Jan 11 01:34:44 2002

So STFU and get horny over Britney Spears right now you pale brit freak!

:cheesy:

Fri Jan 11 01:37:36 2002

Too bad you didn't make it anything special.

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 5:38 pm on Jan. 10, 2002)

Fri Jan 11 01:44:28 2002

Ki-lee ma-knog :biggrin:

is horrid! freak its like trying to bang your grandma... white people age way to fucking fast. freaking a! all those fucking wrinkles... bah! which is the problem. All the hot white girls have to be quite young before the wrinkles start showing and making them look worse.

and for those that don't know who this australian (ex)bombshell is:

thats the only picture i can find with the least ammount of search. There are some stuff that is a lot more provactive stuff out there. I'm sure PeterB will find it for ya guys.

Fri Jan 11 02:16:44 2002

Still, she's not a brunette.  Like...

Fri Jan 11 02:34:46 2002

She was the pink Power Ranger on the original Saban series.

[color=red]YUCK CENTRAL.[/color]

Fri Jan 11 03:11:32 2002

She is hot indeed.

Fri Jan 11 03:22:05 2002

http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~madsb/jc/video/bin/misc/jennifer-connelly_letterman_rjl2002.rm

I don't have anything better than that for a link, but that's where she looks ultra hot.  Oh, wait.

That's what you're in for.

Fri Jan 11 12:25:23 2002

Fri Jan 11 13:06:10 2002

Still, she's not nearly as hot as Jennifer Connelly.  I think this is the absolute perfect brunette.

Sat Jan 12 13:24:07 2002

She was the pink Power Ranger on the original Saban series.

Sun Jan 13 04:15:59 2002

from Riso posted at 12:25 pm on Jan. 11, 2002

@_@

Sun Jan 13 15:28:18 2002

I think Austria now deserves to be the subject of prolonged and widespread nuclear testing.

It is teh suck.

Sun Jan 13 18:23:36 2002

Mon Jan 14 02:04:28 2002

@_@!

Mon Jan 14 05:07:21 2002

Mon Jan 14 13:06:48 2002

Sounds like a hit to me.

Mon Jan 14 14:30:58 2002

Mon Jan 14 16:24:57 2002

Mon Jan 14 16:33:30 2002

In a world that tolerates boy bands, any shit can be made into a hit.

Very true. Very unfortunately true.

Marketing = [color=red]teh suck![/color]

Mon Jan 14 17:39:40 2002

Mon Jan 14 18:05:32 2002

Tue Jan 15 08:36:02 2002

Thanks to you, Riso, I just downloaded that "Hey Baby" track by DJ Otzi.

Oh god.

The Welsh love this song, and they love to sing it beneath my window going home from the pub.

Every night.

For about six months and counting.

:(

Tue Jan 15 16:51:04 2002

Use it wisely, my son.

Tue Jan 15 16:54:52 2002

1. Boil some Oil. At least 3 gallons, you may need to repeat the next steps a few times.

2. Hear people singing song, hereon refered to "crime against man"

3. Pour 3-5 cups boiling oil onto "singers" below. Shout various obscenities. Be sure to mention the song lest they not learn.

4. Put out your light. I think this might be illegal.

5. If you're out of oil, go to step 1. If you're out of singers, prepare for a quiet, peaceful slumber. This slumber may be momentarily interrupted by police sirens, but provided step 4 was executed correctly, this disruption will be temporary.

6. If failing step 4 you are arrested, do watch your ass in the pokey. They call it that for a reason.

Enjoi! and Good Luck!

(Edited by HitScan at 8:55 am on Jan. 15, 2002)

Tue Jan 15 17:23:35 2002

from PaulHill posted at 9:36 am on Jan. 15, 2002

Thanks to you, Riso, I just downloaded that "Hey Baby" track by DJ Otzi.

Oh god.

The Welsh love this song, and they love to sing it beneath my window going home from the pub.

Every night.

For about six months and counting.

:(

:manygrin:

Tue Jan 15 19:37:28 2002

from Magus posted at 11:24 am on Jan. 14, 2002

In a world that tolerates boy bands, any shit can be made into a hit.

The Beatles were a boy band.  

So is the Vienna Boys' Choir (right, Riso?).

So were groups of chanting monks in the middle ages.

So are barbershop quartets.

You're just whiny because they get more play than you.

Tue Jan 15 19:52:14 2002

The Beatles were a boy band.

The differences are that the Beatles:
  1. Wrote their own music
  2. Sang the music they wrote
  3. Had talent at both of the aforesaid
  4. Did not have careers and fame dependant upon marketing executives

The same cannot be said of 90%+ of the steaming horseshit on eMpTyv.

Tue Jan 15 20:43:05 2002

from Robocop Q Einstein posted at 1:37 pm on Jan. 15, 2002
You're just whiny because they get more play than you.

Tue Jan 15 20:55:23 2002

Tue Jan 15 22:37:00 2002

3. Pour 3-5 cups boiling oil onto "singers" below. Shout various obscenities. Be sure to mention the song lest they not learn.

Oh, I'm planning on building my own Microwave gun out of a Sky Minidish and an old Microwave.  It'll cook their internal organs and render them sterile, but they won't even notice (no nerve endings on internal organs yessee).  Hurrah!

It's a lot of Kit Kat wrappers to go through, though

Tue Jan 15 23:47:37 2002

from Imitation Gruel posted at 2:55 pm on Jan. 15, 2002

The death of good music was largely contributed to by events that occurred in New York City on August 1st, 1981.

Wed Jan 16 06:39:29 2002

Could you be so kind as to refresh my memory?

That was the day MTv first went on the air.

Wed Jan 16 14:52:35 2002

from Imitation Gruel posted at 1:39 am on Jan. 16, 2002

Could you be so kind as to refresh my memory?

That was the day MTv first went on the air.

Ah, had forgotten about that.  The only thing that came to mind (wrt "death of good music" and NYC) was what happened in December, 1980.

I wonder if Viacom was behind that...

Wed Jan 16 15:15:05 2002

The only thing that came to mind (wrt "death of good music" and NYC) was what happened in December, 1980.

The murder of John Lennon?

Thu Jan 17 04:08:27 2002

That was the day MTv first went on the air.

MTV isn't the problem.  It's the people behind the music -- the ones doing the manufacturing and the marketing of boy bands and so on -- that are the problem.

MTV itself is a fine idea.

They play this video by some trashy slut called "Pink", and I seriously want to bone her.

I think the song is called "Get the party started" or something.

In any case, she looks verru bonable.

Thu Jan 17 04:29:04 2002

Pink!

Thu Jan 17 05:44:41 2002

from Magus posted at 3:43 pm on Jan. 15, 2002

from Robocop Q Einstein posted at 1:37 pm on Jan. 15, 2002
You're just whiny because they get more play than you.

Possibly, if you count with each other... No, I simply don't care for the inane drivel that's mass produced by the industry today. What happened to good music, like the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and especially Aerosmith?

Who's to say that music doesn't exist?  I can think of thirty or forty bands that are pretty fucking awesome, but they aren't on majors and they are not selling records.

Why aren't these bands on the radio and television?  Because, for one reason or another, the shit won't sell.  Occasionally, a punk band will come along like Blink 182 and be media whores, but most punk bands don't want to (not that I really listen to punk rock anymore, but still) and the rappers that make it big seem to be unable to rap about anything but rockin' ice and shit.  Boy bands sell, alternarock sells, southern bounce rap sells, but emo/indie and underground hiphop don't sell.  

Other things that don't sell are bands that have an attitude towards MTV.  No one wants to hear (on mtv) that they're sheep for watching that channel.  So, they won't.  Of course, if you don't have that attitude, you're labeled a sellout.  

So, to be labeled "good" music, you have to denounce popular culture and pop culture's media delivery channels.  Otherwise, you're "bad", even though being "bad music" and "driven by marketing people" is what means success.  

Well, excuse me if I don't want to eat ramen 3 meals a day for twenty fucking years so I can meet the needs of the (pitifully small, compared to the mass market) music community for my underground version of whatever genre.  

You sign to a major, you're a sellout and no one will listen to you and you're labeled shitty.  You don't make any dough and people will love you and kiss the ground you walk on, but you'll be broke.

And you wonder why there's no "good" music on MTV.  It's mostly your attitude.

Also, how hard is it to deal with the fact that there is always going to be music that you don't like?  Don't like what's on MTV, don't turn it on.  I didn't like TNN when it was all country, so I didn't watch.  Don't like that radio station?  Don't listen.  Hell, start your own.

But if you do, understand that people will instantly be critical of your playlist no matter how hard you try to keep it real.  

Bunch of fuckin' elitists.

Thu Jan 17 09:15:40 2002

Thu Jan 17 13:03:19 2002

And you wonder why there's no "good" music on MTV.  It's mostly your attitude.

Thu Jan 17 14:42:47 2002

from Imitation Gruel posted at 10:15 am on Jan. 16, 2002

The only thing that came to mind (wrt "death of good music" and NYC) was what happened in December, 1980.

The murder of John Lennon?

Check.

Thu Jan 17 21:22:55 2002

from HitScan posted at 8:03 am on Jan. 17, 2002

And you wonder why there's no "good" music on MTV.  It's mostly your attitude.

Don't be silly. There's no "good" music on MTv anymore because there's almost no Rock Music on MTv anymore. This is reprehensable. I cannot stand that damndable R&B, rap, whatever it's called, nor that wretched crooning from Britnety and the boy bands. I don't even know for certain what that shit is called. Pop? bleck. The fact that they even play Linkin Park is surprising to me, I'm glad, but surprised.

So for music to be good, it has to be rock?

This is what I'm talking about.  Your (meaning anyone who's saying this) attitude.

Thu Jan 17 21:53:22 2002

The fact isn't that I hate everything but a certain genre, just that I hate all the genres they seem to want to play :biggrin:

Tue May 28 01:46:32 2002

I was looking for the Sarah Silverman picture (unf unf).