Mon Dec 10 10:11:49 2001

The year is 1957 and a fleet of flying saucers from Planet X have come to Earth. These saucers are under the control of the evil Brain Aliens who are abducting helpless human beings and taking them away to strange alien worlds to become slaves of The Giant Brain. Luckily for the human race there exist the Otto Matics, robots who police the galaxy in name of all that is good and decent.
You are Otto Matic, the robot who is given the job of saving Earth from the clutches of The Giant Brain from Planet X. You must rescue as many humans as you can while defeating the Brain Aliens and all of their evil followers. Your mission will take you to strange and fantastic alien worlds which are often treacherous and will require Otto to perform amazing feats.

and isn't that the most fucking boring fucking descrpition you have every fucking read? Fucking a!

phear the brain:

and this drunkard is going to save us?

(Edited by OscarWilde at 5:13 pm on Dec. 10, 2001)

Mon Dec 10 10:15:05 2001

yep i'm going to download the demo because the story makes me giggle like a little girl...

but the idea of me giggling like a girl probably turns on the pedaphile socrates....

stay the fuck away from me!

Mon Dec 10 15:38:29 2001

I'm like so there. </80's>

Mon Dec 10 15:44:10 2001

Mon Dec 10 16:00:26 2001

And yes, it does sound a bit like Metroid without the trademarks.

Mon Dec 10 16:42:54 2001

I never played metroid.... so what is that like? Some alien met a guy with roids?

muahahahahaha!!!

i make a funny...

man I am like so lame at 12:38 in the morning </80's>

Mon Dec 10 17:07:26 2001

Mon Dec 10 20:54:53 2001

It's *so* good.

M.

Mon Dec 10 21:33:36 2001

Mon Dec 10 22:02:42 2001

Mon Dec 10 22:26:09 2001

makes me giggle like a little girl...

Hehe, for some reason, your post reminded me of that SNL routine.

Mon Dec 10 22:27:02 2001

Wed Dec 12 16:38:37 2001

Thu Dec 13 20:16:00 2001

We let it slide, so his whole bench got into it, and a couple girls on the floor.  I warned him, and he yelled at me, so my partner T'ed him.
He shot his mouth off again, another T, and he was gone.
Still, they won by like 50.

I guess you have to teach the biggest babies proper behavior, or, the younger ones start getting the idea they can do the same.

S

Thu Dec 13 21:25:25 2001

Planescape Torment > BG (any incarnation)

Now, y'see? *That's* what happens when they mix your ecxtacy with Clorox or Drano.

Gee, lemme see. Would I rather play as a demi-god, with a HUGE storyline(50% larger than PS:T), involving romance scripts, team scripts in a Forgotten Reamls, the ORIGINAL setting for D&D, playing any variety of characters and races against familiar but *exciting* opponents of unfathomable power?

Or do I want to be a dead guy, and ONLY a dead guy, in a Planescape universe, with little to no relation to hardware/environs/opponents that I'm used to(and most fantasy fans are used to ftm) from my youth?

Hmmm.. Let me think about it.

BTW, AYB, I'm getting butt humped by Abazigal in TOB. I CANNOT BEAT HIM OR DRACONIS. My characters wail on him for *MINUTES* at a time and he's "barely injured". Worse, my spells have no effect on him, even though they're all lvl 19+ AND my weapons are all +3+.

I'm so pissed. I beat everything else. Illesea. Yaga Shura and Sendai, relatively easily but it looks like I might need cheat codes for those two dragons.

*sigh*.

M.

Thu Dec 13 21:41:32 2001

I'll have to research that to give you suggestions.

I recommend cheating at this point :)

Thu Dec 13 22:51:14 2001

M.

Tue Dec 18 03:29:13 2001

Get with the program guys, there are other RPGs around! (shameless plug for buying books I wrote :))

Tue Dec 18 04:05:10 2001

me myself, I use a patented AYB version of the AD&D r00lz (far beyond the 3rd edition mantra)

that is because AYB roolz :)

Tue Dec 18 06:51:10 2001

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 8:05 pm on Dec. 17, 2001

What books did you write.

Tue Dec 18 07:10:02 2001

I don't have many addons for it, just magic/solo style stuff, we don't do much decking primarily cause it really kills a groups activity while you do the decking, actually same as astral stuff. We generally just go merc style on anything that gets in the way. :)

Looks like Man and Machine is a nice merc style book... I'll have to check it out.

ARGH! More Move by Wire stuff, that stuff is just soooo wrong.

(Edited by DeAthe at 11:12 pm on Dec. 17, 2001)

Wed Dec 19 07:07:39 2001

I did some editing and fixing for the Skillsoft programming rules for M&M.

As an aside, I also run the largest and second-oldest website about Shadowrun... but lately I got seriously lazy and it's not receiving the attention it deserves. Go check it at http://www.dumpshock.com, it's a collection of fine SR websites, I 0wn the Archive :D

Wed Dec 19 07:24:05 2001

That's cool Paolo.

I may have to check out teh Shaddowrum roolZ

AD&D kinda sucks!

i can't for the life of me figure out why a 1st level mage and a naked 25th level warrior with a dex of 13 have the same armor class.

Didn't the warrior learn about parrying?

Well, at least AYBD&D first edition rectifies this anomolie.