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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Dec 8 05:34:57 2001

This needs to remain on the top until IG rings in.

his absense has left a whole in the hearts of all OSY'ers.

Where are j00 Bitch!

Magus

Sat Dec 8 05:49:26 2001

IG, where y'at? You have to come back, I'm getting close to my 300th post!

Magus

Sat Dec 8 05:50:28 2001

Well, I'll post to:

1) keep this thread on top for AYB
2) postCount++;

OscarWilde

Sat Dec 8 05:52:47 2001

This needs to remain on the top until IG rings in.
his absense has left a whole in the hearts of all OSY'ers.

Don't you mean HOLE? Or is this a phrase I have never heard before?

Indeed!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Dec 8 06:00:40 2001

Er, yes. It should be "hole"

Magus

Sat Dec 8 06:02:10 2001

'salright, AYB. Thou meanest well, though thy be not the stuff of legend.

pauli

Sat Dec 8 06:05:43 2001

"my heart is full of integers, but i'm irrational for you."

does that strike anyone as a potential geek/country song?

and if it's made, who wants to take a bounty out on the author?

OscarWilde

Sat Dec 8 06:20:32 2001

How about:
"my heart is full of integers but i still float for you,
If I could fall for you any deeper i'd be an Intel P-4.
I dream of athlon like sex, hot and needing lots of artic silver lubricant."

Meh I can't do geek poetry to save my life.

Magus

Sat Dec 8 06:34:49 2001

Not quite geek poetry, but...

Working like a dog on a final,
Working on the UML,
Betting on the charts I'm makin',
Grady Booch can go to hell.

What am I gonna do?
I've gotta code this blind
I really need to get a pretty girl
With a geeky mind!

Love in a computer lab,
Livin it up, jottin' code down,
Love in a computer lab,
Lovin it up til this exam is done!

A paraphrase of Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator". Hmmm, that was fun, I may continue in a later post...

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Dec 8 07:21:50 2001

That poetry was teh good :)

Imitation Gruel

Sat Dec 8 13:24:19 2001

IG reporting, temporarily, to the thread.

Lately I've been feeling a bit more cynical and depressed than usual; and I've posted a lot to Ars in this time, although the two are unrelated and purely coincidental.

I guess I'm just bummed because it's about to be yet another winter where I don't see a fucking inch of snow and it doesn't drop below 25 and the people's driving gets even worse as it always does at this time of year.

Also I'm not employed and I have no girlfriend.

And I have no ideas on anything decent to write; not even short missives.

And my grades this fall are not spectacular, largely because I'm finding it very difficult to give a shit.

If this depressed anyone like it did to me, I don't care. I'm feeling tired and hung over, not that I drink; it's an emotional thing, and until it sorts itself out, I may be here but I won't be here.

Have joyous religious holidays if you can to all the religious types among you; personally I think humanity's true advance will be when organized religion is totally and completely expunged from existence forever.

To all those others, just get drunk, get high, get naked, and have a decent time. If you can.

[color=blue]IG out.[/color]

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 5:25 am on Dec. 8, 2001)

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Where is IG????????