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Ten Ways to Destroy iMacs

Death to Apple

Thu Nov 29 15:02:54 2001

1. Explosives
2. Bigger explosives
3. Sledgehammers
4. Throw them into icy lakes/rivers
5. Drop them off buildings
6. Throw them off bridges onto the highway
7. High-caliber shotgun blasts
8. Acid
9. Run them over with a tank
10. Have elephant step on them
Harbinger

Thu Nov 29 15:21:20 2001

6. Throw them off bridges onto the highway

This would leave much broken plastic and, more importantly, glass on the road that would damage innocent peoples' vehicles.  We wouldn't want that, would we?  ;)

I'd recommend gasoline and matches for #6.

Death to Apple

Thu Nov 29 15:25:44 2001

This would leave much broken plastic and, more importantly, glass on the road that would damage innocent peoples' vehicles.  We wouldn't want that, would we?

Perhaps not.

I'd recommend gasoline and matches for #6.

Noted.

Riso

Thu Nov 29 15:26:42 2001

Whack 'em with a hammer.
Harbinger

Thu Nov 29 18:39:53 2001

from Riso posted at 10:26 am on Nov. 29, 2001

Whack 'em with a hammer.

But that takes so much... physical effort. ;)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Nov 29 22:19:38 2001

Wow, You Lose!  This thread is Sucktacular!

BTW, I vote #7.

Riso

Fri Nov 30 17:24:50 2001

from Harbinger posted at 7:39 pm on Nov. 29, 2001

from Riso posted at 10:26 am on Nov. 29, 2001

Whack 'em with a hammer.

But that takes so much... physical effort. ;)

It is very /liberting/.

Harbinger

Sat Dec 1 15:24:14 2001

It is very /liberting/.

Ya mean 'liberating' instead? :confused:

Riso

Sat Dec 1 16:24:43 2001

the 'a' fell out. so what?
DeAthe

Sat Dec 1 18:55:38 2001

Shit, If your gonna blow up an iMac, hell, just give it to me. I can put it to use.

Haven't used a mac in 10 years, wanna see what the new ones are like in everyday usage.

Even though going from 5 mouse buttons to one would be horrific. :)

Harbinger

Sun Dec 2 03:02:08 2001

from Riso posted at 11:24 am on Dec. 1, 2001

the 'a' fell out. so what?

Hey, just wanted to make sure you were using the word you had wanted to insert.  Dealing with people from non-native-English-speaking countries can become an adventure, and it pays to be specific in conversations. ;)

Besides, when in a forum where your only method of communication is in the written word, spelling counts.  :tongue:

Socrates

Mon Dec 3 02:09:47 2001

I like high powered rifles. 375 is good.
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