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In true OSY style

Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:29:58 2001

postCount++;
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:34:33 2001

while (assignment != done){
  Magus.post(OSY, junk);
  postCount++;
}//while
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:35:53 2001

I hate trying to do Linsux specific coding.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:38:18 2001

Anybody know how to use the mmap() function correctly?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:39:27 2001

Because this lab I'm doing depends on it.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:40:42 2001

And it is being a bitch
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:43:37 2001

29 more posts until 200... When does my rank go up?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:45:13 2001

Not that I'm requesting it.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:46:34 2001

Just curious.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 04:49:22 2001

Hmmm, I see why OW and AYB enjoy this...
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 19 04:55:27 2001

Hmmm, I see why OW and AYB enjoy this...
 

We do indeed!

and don't forget IG!

:)

OscarWilde

Mon Nov 19 05:01:01 2001

You shall never master the true art of smamming!

but follow me and you shall one day be a reflection of my greatness.

Magus

Mon Nov 19 05:10:11 2001

My apologies to IG.

Teach me, O great ones... I seek to learn the Tao of Smam...

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 05:12:19 2001

The Unholy of Unholiest Rankage List

0-50: Ensign (rancid pondscum)
51-300: Lieutenant (gunk on bottom of shoe)
301-1000: Commander (spam-deficient)
1000-3000: Captain (post whore)
3001+: Admiral (supreme postcount pimp)

Consider yourself informed, feeble infidel dog.

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 05:13:41 2001

postcount = [color=blue][font=papyrus][size=100]2100[/size][/font][/color][color=green]
Magus

Mon Nov 19 05:22:44 2001

Feeble infidel dog? Step over here and... Nah, 'salright.  /me bows to another Priest of Smam
Magus

Mon Nov 19 05:23:44 2001

So I have to come up with 124 more posts?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 05:26:30 2001

OK, I'd best get started.
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 05:27:05 2001

124 more will make you merely spam-deficient, but don't worry because some of our finest trolls reside in this category. But their counts rise, indeed, they rise. As must yours, eventually.

Eventually I believe Reimer will have to bless us with additional rankage above Admiral (3001+), so that we don't become overloaded with them.

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 05:27:28 2001

But that will be for considerably later.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 05:28:06 2001

This isn't very hard.
OscarWilde

Mon Nov 19 05:28:22 2001

The dao of smam is but the chi of us.
The chi of us is the dao of OSY.

If i could remember what dao and chi is i'd make more sense. But i don't.

None the less, because of my greatness you shall accept what I say as meaningful and profound.

YOu have been touched by my glory

(Edited by OscarWilde at 12:28 pm on Nov. 19, 2001)

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 05:33:15 2001

We are the glorious three. Of us you shall have much [color=red]Ph34R[/color]. Or else you will be drowned in the wake of our postcount whoring.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:10:36 2001

OW:
Yes, Master, I'm sure that will make sense eventually...

IG:

<Monty Python>
Magus: None shall make me ph34r.
IG: What?
Magus: None shall make me ph34r.
IG: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I must make you ph34r.
Magus: Then you shall be smammed!
</Monty Python>

Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:10:55 2001

Tell me
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:11:13 2001

am I improving?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:11:35 2001

Or do I need to post faster?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:11:58 2001

What say the Glorious Three?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:12:38 2001

Or will they turn away a neophyte
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:13:04 2001

who seeks to attain Post Whoredom?
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:14:23 2001

Soon I shall reach 200.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:14:45 2001

188
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:15:11 2001

189
Magus

Mon Nov 19 06:17:21 2001

But enough for now. I have Prob and Sadistics at 8AM.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 19 06:22:13 2001

Sucks to be j00 :(
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 06:24:15 2001

Your post whoring skills are improving; you learn fast.

I took a break to read something else. I do that sometimes.

Socrates

Mon Nov 19 09:55:04 2001

Young Jedi, master the force
Socrates

Mon Nov 19 09:55:42 2001

the 'indeed'
OscarWilde

Mon Nov 19 11:21:15 2001

joo should be the one to speak!

you're still beneath me old man!

A fool is he who speaks like he has over a thousand posts when indeed he has fewer then a thousand post.

So a fool i shall call you for indeed you are such..

:)

Madan

Mon Nov 19 21:01:15 2001

Hey Magus, what language was secondary post done in?

C++?

M.

Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:24:49 2001

And now to reply.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:26:33 2001

Thanks for the sympathy, AYB. It does suck, indeed!
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:27:57 2001

Thanks, Master IG. I'm emulating the best.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:39:45 2001

Socrates: Such is mine intent.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:40:05 2001

Indeed!
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:41:13 2001

/me ponders the sayings of Master OW
/me hopes understanding will come in time
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:42:11 2001

Yup, Madan, C++, or at least pseudoC++. I was writing C++ during last night's post rampage.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:47:53 2001

I shall reach 200 posts in here.
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:48:30 2001

Indeed!
Magus

Mon Nov 19 22:49:51 2001

200th post! Have I done well, Glorious Three?
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 23:10:44 2001

This is a substantial improvement. You may make a postwhore of yourself yet.
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 19 23:12:46 2001

But you have to develop a style of your own.

AYB thinks of funny insults.

OW writes a lot of meaningful and complex phrases.

I think of catchphrases, other funny insults, and I say things that are completely random. The great catchphrases of OSY are almost all my invention.

pineapples

HitScan

Mon Nov 19 23:51:56 2001


pineapples

See? Proof before our very eyes. ;)
Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:36:59 2001

Yes, Master IG.
Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:38:44 2001

Hmm, how about random impressions?
Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:39:07 2001

You know, like quotes or such.
Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:39:30 2001

Or has that style been taken?
Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:39:48 2001

It would be sad
Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:40:05 2001

if that style was taken.
Imitation Gruel

Tue Nov 20 22:43:31 2001

If you use quotes than make them funny.

Unless it's to start a semi-serious thread for, you know, reasonable discussion. Then they can be whatever.

But bear in mind that almost every thread will inevitably plummet into the quagmire.

Magus

Tue Nov 20 22:45:03 2001

OK, no prob.
Imitation Gruel

Tue Nov 20 22:47:42 2001

Only 94 until you become merely spam-deprived.

In a few of my superfluous posting days I'd have accomplished this in under 24 hours. We'll see.

Magus

Tue Nov 20 23:30:38 2001

Well, I'll keep posting.
Magus

Tue Nov 20 23:31:47 2001

Until I get off work, that is.
Magus

Tue Nov 20 23:32:29 2001

Is it legal to have 3 instances of OSY up, to speed up the posting?
Magus

Tue Nov 20 23:32:56 2001

I crave guidance, O Glorious Three.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Nov 20 23:39:32 2001

My Hamster looks like a Gerbil.
Magus

Tue Nov 20 23:46:28 2001

Are you sure it's not a gerbil posing as hamster posing as a gerbil?
Magus

Tue Nov 20 23:49:24 2001

Hamsters and gerbils... Tricky beasts they are.
HitScan

Wed Nov 21 02:07:45 2001


Is it legal to have 3 instances of OSY up, to speed up the posting?

What manner of beast has been loosed upon yon forum? A hydrapostwhore, my dear lord.

Prowess proven, postings movin, we find ourselves with another whore.

Congraturation, Victoly!

OscarWilde

Wed Nov 21 02:28:28 2001

:hmm:
Magus

Wed Nov 21 04:55:00 2001

from HitScan posted at 8:07 pm on Nov. 20, 2001


Is it legal to have 3 instances of OSY up, to speed up the posting?

What manner of beast has been loosed upon yon forum? A hydrapostwhore, my dear lord.

Prowess proven, postings movin, we find ourselves with another whore.

Congraturation, Victoly!

Bwa hahahaha! Hmmm, hydrapostwhore... I rather like that...

DrPizza

Sun Nov 25 04:21:00 2001

Magus

Mon Nov 26 23:05:12 2001

Ah, Pizza doesn't waste words, he demonstrates post-whoring!