Wed Nov 14 23:02:04 2001
Premise: Jason Alexander, in his new role as KFC spawn of evil, attempts to ursurp the role of "Most Annoyingly, Rude Useless Fucker" from Carrot Top by pimping himself to the lord of dark fatty poultry....
Alexander attempts to convince a boy sitting at a picnic table outdoors that his "chicken nuggets", which are supposedly "springy and spongy" aren't worthy of the child(who is possessed of perhaps the most vaccuous expression I've seen in years).
Why it's celluloid should be burned in the lower basin of a volcano:
Notice how Alexander proceeds to grasp a nugget with his hand. The child doesn't know this freak but never mind the pedophilic undertones.... The nugget is returned to the container after Alexander paws it. Another of the child's nuggets is disposed of, flicked away, before Alexander shares one, small, over-crisped nugget as a resplacement for the two larger nuggets wasted.
Wow, that was an expensive lesson there, Jason, you prick!
But ho! What is this? Not only are two nuggets wasted, Alexander is sure to WIPE THE GREASE from his hand on the boy's shirt!
Almost makes me hope that the rotund, butterball wannabe comic tried a similar stunt with me....
Prick.
M.
Wed Nov 14 23:08:12 2001
You seem somewhat perturbed today?
:(
Wed Nov 14 23:21:03 2001
I'm spending too much time at work, I guess. It's finally getting to me. I knew 80+ hour work weeks would get to me eventually. I guess it took three years.
M.
Wed Nov 14 23:33:25 2001
Wed Nov 14 23:58:25 2001
M.
Thu Nov 15 21:59:23 2001
But at least CT hasn't made any films, unlike Pauly Shore... :puke:
Fri Nov 16 10:54:41 2001