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Favorite product discriptions

Socrates

Sun Nov 11 03:28:38 2001

Kudos to JR for "Deathware".

Adding to the group
"Deathstar", my personal favorite, since it puns on Starwars and describes IBM 75's to a T.

Socrates

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sun Nov 11 03:38:50 2001

It seems IBM's reliability has gone downhill in recent years.

When I get a job, I shall be sure to add a Tekram Ultra160 adapter and Some Seagates to my dual whatnot rig.

PaulHill

Sun Nov 11 03:57:39 2001

Their build quality has been shit generally since about 1989, but hard disks were immune from this until recently.
Imitation Gruel

Sun Nov 11 04:32:04 2001

This is one of my personal favorites, but...

skim milk = ass juice

DuffMan

Sun Nov 11 06:31:15 2001

I own 3 IBM's, 2 are of the 75GXP variety. ALL OF THEM HAVE BEEN RMAed. Plus the ones I got back werent so great. One of them will only be recognized by the bios if its set to cable select. IBM=poo.
DuffMan

Sun Nov 11 06:39:02 2001

Arbys - so good you'll think we actually passed our health inspection!
Socrates

Sun Nov 11 10:03:31 2001

last I heard, storage review folks had 33% dead drives for 75's.  
I could seriously skew that, since in macs, they seem to work fine.

Friend has bought a two thousand, and had 11 doa, but, no returns.  However,they are all being used in either firewire, or ide setups, like hotswaps.

Perhaps this solves the shutdown problems?

socrates

Imitation Gruel

Sun Nov 11 19:31:41 2001

Arbys - so good you'll think we actually passed our health inspection!

Is this a bad time to say that I like Arby's?

HitScan

Sun Nov 11 19:44:45 2001


Is this a bad time to say that I like Arby's?

No, but the next time you're in Arby's is probly a bad time to remember Duff's quote :biggrin:
Imitation Gruel

Sun Nov 11 19:50:56 2001

I feel like getting some Arby's roast beef sandwiches now, but unfortunately I'm not aware of any locations within 10 miles. Plus I don't want to leave the computer lab.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sun Nov 11 20:43:55 2001

Arby's is teh good!

I like thier Market Sandwitches and curly fries

and chicken fingers.

Though I wasn't aware of chickens having fingers in the first place, perhapse this is due to their popularity that they cut off chickens' fingers and leave the rest of the bird alive to keep the species from going extinct.

Or maybe they are not chickenfingers at all, perhaps they are really frogs legs that are supposed to taste just like chicken.  this is a plausable theory as I know for a fact that frogs *do* have legs.

I'm still unsure about chickens having fingers.

Which reminds me of a saying I once heard:

"If it taste's like chicken, keep on lickin' "
"If it smells like trout, get the fuck out!"

Not sure what that means :cheesy:

this has been on OW'esque like moment.

DuffMan

Sun Nov 11 21:27:53 2001

Actually I like arbys too, but I have gotten sick from at least a couple of roadside arbys before.
Socrates

Sun Nov 11 21:43:07 2001

I perfer Arbys food.  I would like to stuff it up IG's arse, for fucking up a good thread with his post whoring.

Socrates

Imitation Gruel

Sun Nov 11 22:11:59 2001

I would like to stuff it up IG's arse, for fucking up a good thread with his post whoring.

Link? Or are you just spouting shit, Spamtrolli?

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 12 00:47:08 2001

I don't see how IG did anything amiss?

It is well known that most threads here go off topic by the third or fourth post.

Anyway, a postwhore is a good thing on osy, and IG is one of the best!

:cheesy:

The only thing that I, AYB insist is that this place remains friendly and insults should be exchanged light-heartedly within friendly jest.

unlike the BF.

HitScan

Mon Nov 12 01:03:05 2001


and chicken fingers.

Those little razor filled bastards are evil. They taste pretty good, but every time I eat them I wind up with small cuts or scrapes on the roof of my mouth and cheeks. Fuck That. Their chicken sandwiches though, kick my ass. Cordon Bleu ( Sans Mayo) = Teh Win.
Socrates

Mon Nov 12 01:12:01 2001


cur·mudg·eon (kr-mjn)
n.
An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

Curmudgeon n : a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas


Just becuase IG follows normal protocol here, that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Boy, just a mild bit of critique, and IG starts calling me names??

Acts just like a 8 year old girl I know, whine, whine, whine.

Socrates

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 12 01:39:06 2001

Let's get the situation straight here, Socrates.

You accused me of post whoring. You then summarily failed to back up your claim; instead quoting a dictionary definition.

While in many cases I do engage in post-whoring, I did not in this thread. Therefore your claim is invalid.

Anyway, a postwhore is a good thing on osy, and IG is one of the best!

Thank you, AYB.

DuffMan

Mon Nov 12 02:00:26 2001

I think its that time of the month again for socrates...
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 12 02:09:05 2001

Acts just like a 8 year old girl I know, whine, whine, whine.

Just like AYB!

:cheesy:

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 12 02:36:08 2001

Just like AYB!

You're an 8-year-old girl?

I thought you were a 27-year-old graduate student.

Incidentally, how do you make that cheesy.gif appear?

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 12 02:41:52 2001

I thought you were a 27-year-old graduate student.

Nope, just a soon to be graduate with a batchellors in Computer Science, who likes to dress up as a little girl to feel sexy!

(I'm one SICK bastard, no?)

here's the cheesy smile code ;cheesy;

replace semicolons with colons and yer set :cheesy:

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 12 02:43:41 2001

:cheesy:
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 12 02:44:09 2001

It works. Wow.
Harbinger

Mon Nov 12 03:52:38 2001

Nope, just a soon to be graduate with a batchellors in Computer Science

Erm, if you're about to graduate, you should realize that it's bachelor's.  

Consider yourself informed. ;)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 12 04:01:03 2001

indeed I do!

:)

Riso

Mon Nov 12 15:40:19 2001

Seen on a product warning label:

Warning!
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with bare hands!

Socrates

Tue Nov 13 03:16:05 2001

OK: IG is still a whiny little bitch.  I'm sure you could find a bunch of guys that would like you in that dress.

Come to San Francisco...

As for post whoring, you are a self-admitted post whore.
Admission against self-intrest?  Anyway, you admit it, I just used it...

Riso:
rofl

Some of the disclaimers, and some of the contracts, lawyers come up with to put on products are really funny, and not enforceable.

Socrates

Imitation Gruel

Tue Nov 13 03:22:54 2001

Okay, noted. Socrates thinks I'm a whiny little bitch, as well as, apparently, a cross-dresser.

And I think he's a great congealing puddle of elephant spooge.

Incidentally, I'm not a cross-dresser so you can throw that out the window.

Socrates

Tue Nov 13 10:24:16 2001

Stop it you little post whore bitch.

Just kidding, and trying to be a post whore wannabe.

Socrates