Mon Nov 5 04:07:54 2001
And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores.
The first who is greatest of them all.
The man of men even though he ain't that tall.
What is his name by whom you shall call?
A hint: Your bases are belong to him all.
And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores.
The second who's heart is of the finest troll.
With his smamming skills he achieves his goal.
And when he does not troll he writes of stories told,
Because he is after all a fan of dragon ball.
And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores.
The third a mighty jester.
Who with his words comes laughter.
Though he will never be as great an actor.
A man who named him self after a cartoon beer.
And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores
And when the war of trolls end.
The finest troll's messenger they shall send.
For no sword will break this Wilde man's pen.
Thus forever told the stories of these men.
(Edited by OscarWilde at 11:12 am on Nov. 5, 2001)
Mon Nov 5 04:13:29 2001
Mon Nov 5 04:15:15 2001
you have a gift. That poem makes me feel better after I had to deal with a mindless "I have a dueshe rag for a brain" idiot in the Achaia.
It had me down, but now I am my lighthearted self again.
Wow, You WIN!
Mon Nov 5 04:24:13 2001
yay for arizona and Yay for their starting pitcher, Oscar Wilde.
Mon Nov 5 04:36:18 2001
In the begining he was born.
Near a river similar to one right now.
In a van he lived in the city of sun and wind.
A birth as insignificant in all its irony.
For this insignificant child would one day be king.
Though the crown that is worn is really the ring's.
The ring no one knows for they have forgotten.
Lost in stories told by the master Tolkien.
Once the land roamed by elves and hobbits.
The ring escaped from their hands and into ours.
For those very few that really know of the ring and its lords.
Know that the new troll king is forever trapped.
In the shadows of good where evil grows.
Yet this boy who grows up to be king.
Becomes master and not slave to the ring.
And so he becomes the troll king in the land of OSY.
Where even the mighty moderator known as Jeremy,
Has no choice but to obey the king and his ring.
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Mon Nov 5 04:49:51 2001
Mon Nov 5 04:54:30 2001
You shall all be my Nazgul (how does one do accents?)
Mwahhahahahahahahahah!
Mon Nov 5 04:56:43 2001
Forgotten Realms baby!
Also try "The Golden Compass" other wise known as "The Northern Lights" by Pullman
And read Terry Brooks.
Mon Nov 5 04:58:47 2001
I have become a slave to Tolkien's words. A slave to a master of such a gift is a blessing upon me.
Mon Nov 5 05:01:13 2001
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Mon Nov 5 06:04:46 2001
:cheesy:
Mon Nov 5 08:02:22 2001
And I don't mean that stuffy dead guy. I mean the illustrious poopy-head.
Mon Nov 5 09:17:58 2001
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Mon Nov 5 16:57:35 2001
Poetry = teh win
[color=purple][font=papyrus][size=100]INDEED !![/size][/font][/color]
Tue Nov 6 00:53:56 2001
OW==Teh Win :)
Tue Nov 6 01:33:48 2001
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Tue Nov 6 05:20:15 2001
Alas I have lost it to that damn Hobbit.
I'm hungry and so to this ryhme i say fuck it.
Tue Nov 6 05:41:43 2001
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Thu Nov 8 04:05:38 2001
meh... i'm getting bored of this poem...
Thu Nov 8 04:21:39 2001
:)
Thu Nov 8 04:26:51 2001
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Fri Feb 8 08:59:03 2002
Thats two classics from OSY. This poem and IKONCODE! (that pr0n movie by duffman!) Jeremy must be really pr0ud of us! yes he is! indeed!
Fri Feb 8 09:48:30 2002
(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 1:49 am on Feb. 8, 2002)
Fri Feb 8 10:07:01 2002
But we'll have to give some time to Jeremy since his dad passed away recently.
Fri Feb 8 10:25:01 2002
Do you think if i did a sequal it would just cheapen the funniness of the original?
Fri Feb 8 10:29:45 2002
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Fri Feb 8 10:31:18 2002
As long as you don't try to out do the first one then you'll be fine.
Besides the first one was based on peter's infatuation with one of the fugly spice girls and his lust for RQE so that made it funny.
Now we gots to find another prevalent theme at OSY to play on. Not just another pr0n movie of Peter and RQE, though you still have to add it in somewhere as long as its not the main focus.
I might help you since the chinese new year starts next week which means no work for three days! Most of my friends and family have either left or will be leaving for hoildays. I'll be alone hence i'll have time to help ya out.
Fri Feb 8 10:31:18 2002
Fri Feb 8 12:58:39 2002
Here I sit, same as ever
Took a dump, pulled the lever
The toilet clogged, the water flowed
Look out world, it's a motherlode
:biggrin:
Sat Feb 9 10:39:39 2002
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Yet another thread pdampier completely empties his bowels onto. Getting enough FUD fiber?
Sat Feb 9 10:39:45 2002
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Yet another thread pdampier completely empties his bowels onto. Getting enough FUD fiber?
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from Evil Merlin posted at 8:37 am on Mar. 21, 2002
turds and poopie
You're getting the hang of it.
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