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What the fuck kind of freak are you (Alien Life Forms)?

Imitation Gruel

Fri Oct 19 05:28:17 2001

[URL=http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php3?client=startrek]See what sort of alien freak you are! Or perhaps you're only human...[/URL]

My list:
    #1 Vulcan
    #2 Cardassian
    #3 Romulan
    #4 Betazoid
    #5 Andorian
    #6 Klingon
    #7 Trill
    #8 Human
    #9 Ferengi
    #10 Bajoran

I don't know most of these races because I never watched Star Trek. Well, that's not quite true. I saw a few episodes of Voyage and a few of Deep Space Nine, and most of TNG, but I don't remember most of these.

DuffMan

Fri Oct 19 07:07:32 2001

Heh I got human, go figure.

# 1 Human
# 2 Vulcan
# 3 Trill
# 4 Betazoid
# 5 Andorian
# 6 Bajoran
# 7 Klingon
# 8 Cardassian
# 9 Ferengi
# 10 Romulan

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Oct 19 08:04:51 2001

[list]
# 1 Bajoran
# 2 Betazoid
# 3 Trill
# 4 Vulcan
# 5 Andorian
# 6 Ferengi
# 7 Human
# 8 Klingon
# 9 Cardassian
# 10 Romulan
[/list]
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Oct 19 08:11:16 2001

A vulcan is a highly intellegent race with better than average strength and some mental powers.

They disipline themselves to rid their mind of emotion and irrational thought.

Cardassians are ruthless and sneaky.  They make great assasins and operatives.

Romulans aren't as ruthless as Cardassians, but they are even better at intellegence and subterfuge.  They are a cousin to vulcans but they have no mental prowess and are no stronger than humans.

Betaziods are the most mentally powerfull of the races as they are fully telepathic.  All major social functions such as marriages are to be attended sans any clothing :eek:, that is the betezed way.....They tend to be councilors.

An andoran is something which with I am not familiar.

So IG, based on your first 4 races, I'd say you were a calculative and cold killer who like to streak at social events. no?

OscarWilde

Fri Oct 19 08:22:35 2001

Rank #1 equals your best match Item
 


Your Results Page
# 1Human
# 2Betazoid
# 3Trill
# 4Romulan
# 5Bajoran
# 6Vulcan
# 7Ferengi
# 8Cardassian
# 9Andorian
# 10Klingon

OscarWilde

Fri Oct 19 08:24:04 2001

This is with survey reset and then just submited.
 


Your Results Page
# 1Andorian
# 2Bajoran
# 3Betazoid
# 4Cardassian
# 5Ferengi
# 6Human
# 7Klingon
# 8Romulan
# 9Trill
# 10Vulcan

Madan

Fri Oct 19 13:12:54 2001

       # 1                                         Human

       # 2
                                                   Bajoran
       # 3
                                                   Trill
       # 4
                                                   Vulcan
       # 5
                                                   Andorian
       # 6
                                                   Betazoid
       # 7
                                                 Cardassian
       # 8
                                                   Klingon
       # 9
                                                   Romulan
       # 10
                                                   Ferengi

Riso

Fri Oct 19 13:54:18 2001

Romulans aren't as ruthless as Cardassians, but they are even better at intellegence and subterfuge

Wrong. According to a DS9 episode, the Obsidian Order is vastly superior to the Tal Shiar.*

An andoran is something which with I am not familiar

Those are the blue harmless looking guys with antennas.
Interestingly, they are a warrior race who surpress their violent nature.


First run:
#1: Andorian
#2: Ferengi
#3: Vulcan
#4: Bajoran
#5: Human
#6: Klingon
#7: Betazoid
#8: Cardassian
#9: Romulan
#10: Trill

2nd run:
# 1 Andorian
# 2 Cardassian
# 3 Klingon
# 4 Bajoran
# 5 Ferengi
# 6 Vulcan
# 7 Romulan
# 8 Betazoid
# 9 Human
# 10 Trill

The second run is more me.
I was more honest there.
I only took the 2nd one because I wanted to be a Cardassian.
Those guys are cool.

*Translation: Card spies own Rom spies.

Riso

Fri Oct 19 15:30:47 2001

# 1 Bajoran

Religious fanatical freak.

Imitation Gruel

Fri Oct 19 15:55:15 2001

A 2nd run at the test gives a very different order.

01: Cardassian
02: Vulcan
03: Andorian
04: Romulan
05: Betazoid
06: Human
07: Klingon
08: Bajoran
09: Ferengi
10: Trill

AYB: I'm fairly cold and calculating in real life, but I never streak anywhere! Modesty, laws, and fear, and several other things forbid it.

Imitation Gruel

Fri Oct 19 16:05:42 2001

AYB, Riso: Thanks for the info on the races.
Riso

Fri Oct 19 16:08:51 2001

Just ask if you want to know more about the other races.
Riso

Fri Oct 19 16:10:33 2001

Oh yeah, that popped just right into my mind:

Romulans are extremely xenophobe.

HitScan

Fri Oct 19 16:12:52 2001

# 1 Betazoid
# 2 Human
# 3 Trill
# 4 Bajoran
# 5 Vulcan
# 6 Andorian
# 7 Ferengi
# 8 Cardassian
# 9 Romulan
# 10 Klingon


Am I the only one who finds this particular thing rather lame? :)

Imitation Gruel

Fri Oct 19 16:20:21 2001

Am I the only one who finds this particular thing rather lame?

HitScan: It's harmless fun.

Imitation Gruel

Fri Oct 19 16:22:01 2001

Just ask if you want to know more about the other races.

[color=blue]w00t! Tell me all you know, Riso. Long reply, please.[/color]

[color=magenta]

Harbinger

Fri Oct 19 16:31:04 2001

# 1 Vulcan
# 2 Human
# 3 Betazoid
# 4 Trill
# 5 Andorian
# 6 Bajoran
# 7 Cardassian
# 8 Ferengi
# 9 Romulan
# 10 Klingon

Vulcan.  As I expected.  ;)

Riso

Fri Oct 19 17:23:48 2001

from Imitation Gruel posted at 6:22 pm on Oct. 19, 2001

Just ask if you want to know more about the other races.

[color=blue]w00t! Tell me all you know, Riso. Long reply, please.[/color]

[color=magenta]

I'm no man of longwinded answers. ;)


Cardassians

Because they are my favourite race, I dug out an encyclopedia some time ago.
Very informative.

http://members.aol.com/primeview/encyclopedia.html

Klingon

Ridges on forehead, black skin, warrior race, have most important organs twice. (They have 8 heartchambers instead of 4 for example)

To live and (moreso) to die honourable is the topmost goal in a Klingons live.  

Chosen battlecry by 99% of Klingons in battle:

"Today is a good day to die"

FYI, that's what the Sioux used to cry as well before the US bastards killed them.

Bajoran

Humanoids, ridges on nose, very religious, Homeworld once occupied by Cardassians.

Ferengi

Big sensible ears which are erogene zones as well;small build, 4 lobed brain
Women aren't allowed to wear clothes, or to leave the house. Generally speaking they are like slaves.

Vulcan

Pointed ears, strongest humanoids, very smart, total supression of emotion (at least, that's their goal), psychic powers, eidetic memory. Their heart is at the place where our stomach is. I think.

Male's only have sex every 7 years. Preferably on their homeworld wíth their wife who is chosen by the parents at childs age.

Romulan

Offshot of Vulcans. Not as strong, but more agile, lost and mislearned most of their psychic abilities.
Developed as first a cloaking device for ships.

Trill

Humanoid, only "special" are spots on the skin. (not everywhere though)

Have a symbiotic relationship with socalled "Symbionts".

Riso

Fri Oct 19 17:29:25 2001

Explanation why Vulcans are the strongest humanoids:

Gravity on:

Vulcan : 2.2G
Qo'nos (Klingon HW): 1.8G
Romulus: 1.1G
Earth: 1G

As you can see, a Vulcan has superior strengh because of the higher gravity.

Used as source was the WNHGB-MUD which is based on the series and is therefore considered "cannon".

HitScan

Fri Oct 19 17:41:56 2001

IG: I know, that's why there was a smile instead of a rolleyes :biggrin:
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Oct 19 19:43:49 2001

What Riso left out:

1) Ferengi:

They are small in stature, yet tend to be a little stronger than humans.  (Why are all aleins stronger than humans?)

Their society is capitalism run amok!  Only men can hold property and generally a few of those men are in positions where they dominate and take advantage others through "buisness sense"

DeAthe

Fri Oct 19 19:45:42 2001

# 1 Human
# 2 Romulan
# 3 Vulcan
# 4 Cardassian
# 5 Betazoid
# 6 Klingon
# 7 Andorian
# 8 Ferengi
# 9 Trill
# 10 Bajoran


Heh, Romulan is #2, guess I didn't know I was a utter and complete bastard. :) ( But sneaky about it )

Riso

Fri Oct 19 20:06:29 2001

yet tend to be a little stronger than humans

Where did ya get that bullshit?

Imitation Gruel

Fri Oct 19 20:10:54 2001

I have been informed. Thank you, Riso.
Magus

Fri Oct 19 20:31:06 2001

# 1 Vulcan
# 2 Betazoid
# 3 Human
# 4 Romulan
# 5 Trill
# 6 Bajoran
# 7 Cardassian
# 8 Ferengi
# 9 Andorian
# 10 Klingon

Romulans are Vulcans who rejected Surak's philosophy c'thia, which is mastery of emotion, not supression. Sorry, just being picky.

Riso

Fri Oct 19 20:33:21 2001

Oh please...
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Oct 19 21:24:58 2001

Where did ya get that bullshit?

From TNG when ferengi were first introduced.  Data, Richer et al were fighting them when Data warned Richer about how their strength was better than humans.

True fact.

I just don't think it makes good sense though and hopefully they changed that in Star Trek cannon.

Riso

Fri Oct 19 21:28:48 2001

Oh please. That was at a time when they thought about making the Ferengi the prime enemies of the Federation.