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DrPizza
 Post subject: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:43 pm 
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This thread is dedicated to stalking APK and posting links to his lunacy wherever it may occur.

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=157 ... d=31392440

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

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DrPizza
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:55 pm 
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Sadly, this classic:
http://www.windowsitpro.com/article/int ... -hoax.aspx
is now behind a paywall, and I suspect the comments were removed.

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>

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DrPizza
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:06 am 
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http://www.thorschrock.com/2008/05/19/h ... n-the-web/

lol.

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>

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DrPizza
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:09 am 
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New pictures.

http://www.tcmagazine.com/forums/upload ... -14925.jpg

Same hair style.

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>

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DrPizza
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:13 am 
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http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/2 ... h_parties/

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>

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DrPizza
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:19 am 
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Intriguing:
http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=%22ale ... 3,cb310afd

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>

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Jeremy Reimer
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:30 pm 
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I'm kind of glad that someone else is poking that particular hornet's nest these days... :omg:

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Jeremy Reimer
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:38 pm 
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DrPizza wrote:
Sadly, this classic:
http://www.windowsitpro.com/article/int ... -hoax.aspx
is now behind a paywall, and I suspect the comments were removed.


Here's the really weird thing. When I load this page in Chrome, it goes through an endless loop of loading the article, loading the article with comments (they stay long enough for a page refresh, so I can see the last one was APK in October 2008), then refreshes and loads the article again without comments.

Crazy stuff. Mind you their comment system was always pretty broken but I think four years of APK is enough to send any piece of software into an endless loop of insanity.

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Jeremy Reimer
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:20 pm 
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DrPizza wrote:
http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/2/2009/09/04/windows_launch_parties/


This one is just surreal. It was a thread about Windows 7 launch parties, and APK was attacking everyone for not, um, something about replacing 127.0.0.1 with 0.0.0.0 in a hosts file, or something? And how his 0.0.0.0 was SO much better because it.. um.. saved SPACE in the hosts file! Yes, a whole two bytes of space!

I think my mind fell out reading that one.

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 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:36 pm 
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Just 0, instead of 0.0.0.0 because in his own personal experience it reduces the size of his HOSTS file by 10MB.

I feel dirty for even knowing that, it means I read some of the thread.

Maybe he should invest in something called a "firewall" with strange technology known as "outbound filtering" so that he can excercise a "default deny" policy instead of trying to implement a default allow methodology WITH HIS FUCKING HOSTS FILE. Or he could use OpenDNS and tell that to block everything he shouldn't be browsing.

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Jay
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:57 pm 
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I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.

There. Now I can leave this thread in peace..... or can I?
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Jeremy Reimer
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:40 am 
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DrPizza wrote:
Intriguing:
http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=%22ale ... 3,cb310afd


This seems to be an aggregate of all the APK insanity, but taken down and only available in cache. I'm assuming APK found out about it and threatened the ISP until they took it down, but who was the original author of the page?

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 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:47 am 
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Jay wrote:
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.
I will not get sucked into APK's insanity again.

There. Now I can leave this thread in peace..... or can I?



You can leave APK out of it, but you cannot abandon the smam. Muahahahahahahahha!

:twisted:

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DrPizza
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:17 am 
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This seems to be an aggregate of all the APK insanity, but taken down and only available in cache. I'm assuming APK found out about it and threatened the ISP until they took it down, but who was the original author of the page?

I only wish I knew.

Sadly he seems to have abandoned the /. thread.

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

<DigitalFury>please don't use any of my quotes as sigs at osy.</DigitalFury>

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Jeremy Reimer
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:04 am 
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You may be the first person in history to get APK to abandon a thread without a site operator having to ban him!

I always knew you had special powers...

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 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:26 pm 
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Ok, I lol'd hard last night.

I was doing some research for a post on Ars and I came across some dude's blog. It had some useful information, but also some errors, so I posted a comment to correct him.

In response the owner of the blog did this:
Image

The site is back up now, unfortunately. At least he had the good grace to admit I was winning!

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char a[99999],*p=a;main(c,V)char**V;{char*v=c>0?1[V]:V;if(c)for(;(c=*v)&&93^
c;p+=!(62^c)-!(60^c),*p+=!(43^c)-!(45^c),44^c||read(0,p,1),46^c||putchar(*p)
,91^c||(v=*p?main(-1,v+1),v-1:main(0,v)),++v);else for(;c+=!(91^*v)-!(93^*v)
;++v);return v;} /* drpizza@battleaxe.net    brainf*** program as argv[1] */

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Mord
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
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LOL that's pretty damn funny.

But also, are you surreptitiously bragging about how many apps and tabs you have open, or have you just not heard about the Windows 7 Snipping Tool yet?

:dance:

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Jeremy Reimer
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:32 am 
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I have more tabs than that open in Chrome right now...

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Jay
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
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Well the only thing I can add to this is: My tabs are bigger than yours!

EDIT: That screenshot is freaking hilarious Peter. I didn't think people could win an argument over the internet. You have proven that belief to be incorrect. You have special powers indeed!
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Mord
 Post subject: Re: Lunatic watch.
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Oh yeah. That screenie is banner material fo sho.

Maybe a : drpizza : tag?

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