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But it's Niagara Falls.

Cool Harb!

Stop by Johan's Moosecock Bistro while you're there!

I hear Canada is awesome! Make sure you visit Canada City.

How do I get to Upper Canuckistan from there?

You take Canada Road and keep going all the way until you get there.

Congrats dude! Canada is awesome! Not that I know since I've never been there, but I've heard the moose cock is as free as medicare! w00t!

Technically, Upper Canada is actually where you'll be in Southern Ontario. Yeah, it's like that.

Hey at least it isnt Quebec!

That's Lower Canada.

qft

The Falls are just a couple of hours from me.

That said, I've actually never seen them.

We share membership in a peer group with an IT firm based out of Niagra. He never misses an opportunity to remind us that Niagra is the asshole of Ontario. You know, economically and from a hiring perspective.

I guess that means I live at the tip of Ontario's penis.

Can you detach yourself from it?

I like Quebec... but I have a VERY good reason for that.

J'aime Quebec parce que ma belle femme est de la.

Oui, maintenant je comprends et parle un peu le francais.

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Ta femme? Tabernac, mon chien, félicitations!

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

I took French for 6 years in school and besides that, I can read cereal boxes.

I can sorta guess what is being said. 'ma belle femme' is my beautiful female... 'J'aime Quebec' is something like I'm Quebec or I something Quebec.

"Oui," Yes
"je comprends et parle un peu le francais." I comprehend speak (parle vous francais? You speak french? French lesson flashbacks here). peu is small, like petit. So I comprehend and speak a little french.

"Ta femme? Tabernac, mon chien, félicitations!" Am gonna guess "Ta Femme is, 'A female?' Mon chien.... my friend? and felicitations is congratulations I believe.

Now I just translate to see if I still remember enough french just incase this forum goes French Canadian.

Gotta love how movies make certain phrases into dominant memes. Like the Borat line, 'I like the sex. You like?'

The translation I got: "Your wife? Tabernac, my dog, congratulations!"

My dog? I assume this is slang usage, that or the translator is wrong.

In Quebec all dogs are named "Tabernac".

Tabernac is also a great word to break out at parties when you spill your drink. This is chuckle worthy:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tabernac

So I take it is something like fuck? That's the sense I get from the urban dictionary. Like 'Terbanac that is insane' (translated). So like 'fuck'n insane!'

So, "tabernac' de fou mon chien!" would be, 'fuck'n insane my dog!' Cool am gonna use that with one of my french Canadian buddies.

It would be "tabernac, mon chien, c'est fou" or "tabernac, c'est fou, mon chien."

What I said would be something like "fuck, dawg, congratulations!"

Added:

The take-home point here is that Magus got married.

FOR REALZ?!!!!

CONGRATS MAGSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!