MagusMon Jun 17 14:45:46 2002
It is with pride that I now do post whore, to simultaneously raise my post count here and also to raise my keystroke count for Project Dolphin.
MagusMon Jun 17 14:49:15 2002
Does anyone else here contribute?
MagusMon Jun 17 14:52:19 2002
I know DrPizza does, but what of the rest of you?
MagusMon Jun 17 14:53:02 2002
As much as we all type, you should consider it.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsMon Jun 17 14:54:12 2002
is there a progect for smam?
MagusMon Jun 17 14:56:59 2002
Join Team Ars Smoked Bacon.
MagusMon Jun 17 14:58:54 2002
AYB: It's a project that counts keystrokes just for the fun of it. As I understand it, it's a grad project on distributed computing.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:20:19 2002
I just added 62 keystrokes to my total.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:21:08 2002
At the moment, this is keeping me from my algorithm analysis homework.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:21:54 2002
Darn, what a shame. :p
(Edited by Magus at 10:22 am on June 17, 2002)
MagusMon Jun 17 15:22:49 2002
After all, that crap is damn near useless.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsMon Jun 17 15:23:55 2002
I love you :)
MagusMon Jun 17 15:24:01 2002
I know I don't figure out the cost of each line as I write it.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:27:08 2002
Awww shucks, AYB.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:27:34 2002
What makes you say so?
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 15:31:39 2002
I just think so, I wont say so.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:37:00 2002
Heh, OSY group hug!
Or maybe not.
AllYorBaseRBelong2UsMon Jun 17 15:37:26 2002
What makes you say so?
because you are teh smammy :)
MagusMon Jun 17 15:37:47 2002
But that's right, with Project Dolphin, you can help Ars by smamming!
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 15:40:17 2002
Smam like this?
MagusMon Jun 17 15:41:31 2002
AYB: I do try. With OW and IG practically MIA, I'm doing my part to take up the slack, though I know I can't truly match the Masta of All That Is Sucktacula and the Illustrious Poopy-head.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:42:19 2002
Why yes, Evil Merlin, smam like that.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:42:34 2002
And like this.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:42:53 2002
And this.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:43:05 2002
This too.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:43:56 2002
Still, I need to make my smammish posts a tad longer, to increase my keystroke count.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:53:18 2002
Something like this perhaps. This post is a bit longer than the usual smam. It slows my smamming rate to do this, but it does increase my key count.
MagusMon Jun 17 15:57:59 2002
I seem to be rapidly approaching 1500. How very amusing, don't you think?
MagusMon Jun 17 15:58:32 2002
Closer, ever closer.
MagusMon Jun 17 16:25:26 2002
'Twould seem that smamming the other threads has bumped me past 1500.
MagusMon Jun 17 16:27:55 2002
Ash Smam durbatuluk, ash Smam gimbatul, ash Smam thrakatuluk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 16:30:24 2002
Indeed?
MagusMon Jun 17 16:32:34 2002
Indeed!
MagusMon Jun 17 16:38:39 2002
Ah, I grow closer to catching up to Duffman and RQE.
MagusMon Jun 17 16:39:21 2002
You will all ph34r!
MagusMon Jun 17 16:42:32 2002
Soon, I shall be the 5th highest poster!
MaximusMon Jun 17 16:45:56 2002
MagusMon Jun 17 16:46:35 2002
Now now, Maximus, that's no way to talk about yourself! ;) :D
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 16:57:07 2002
You sir, are a whore. No two ways about it!
MagusMon Jun 17 16:59:56 2002
/me takes a bow
Thank you, thank you. I do but follow the teaching of the Great Three High Priests of the Tao of Smam.
I've noticed you trying to keep up, EM, this has been quite fun. :D
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 17:02:12 2002
Yeah I am not going to let you get too much ahead you post whore!
MagusMon Jun 17 17:51:43 2002
Oh, I think I have a slight lead on you, EM.
MaximusMon Jun 17 17:52:33 2002
MaximusMon Jun 17 17:53:11 2002
I always wonder what would happen if all the big guns post-whored at the same time...
MagusMon Jun 17 17:53:54 2002
As in AYB, OW, and IG? OSY would beg for mercy.
PaoloMMon Jun 17 18:12:20 2002
But not this?
HitScanMon Jun 17 18:31:53 2002
\ I always wonder what would happen if all the big guns post-whored at the same time...
[size=7][color=red]PH34R.[/color][/size]
Teh Intarweb would collapse into a black hole cacauphony of pain as all the bits fell into a singularity in Canada. Jeremey would need to buy a bigger house.
:D
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 18:32:35 2002
For now Magus, for now...
MagusMon Jun 17 19:02:43 2002
Muahahahahahahahaha! Catch me if you can! /me deposits 2 cents into... um, the general OSY account. Come back, Madan!
MagusMon Jun 17 19:09:32 2002
/me waves as he passes Duffman
MagusMon Jun 17 19:10:37 2002
This is doing wonders for my Project Dolphin score.
MagusMon Jun 17 19:11:44 2002
All for the glory of Ars, of course.
MagusMon Jun 17 19:12:29 2002
At least the part of Ars that hasn't been wrecked by the trolls and assclowns.
MagusMon Jun 17 19:13:21 2002
Behold the new 5th most prolific post whore!
MaximusMon Jun 17 19:59:04 2002
:stupid:
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 20:09:58 2002
Magus, you need a life.
MagusMon Jun 17 20:12:28 2002
Probably.
MaximusMon Jun 17 20:12:58 2002
Hehe...
Evil MerlinMon Jun 17 20:16:22 2002
Well at least he is honest.
MagusMon Jun 17 20:19:54 2002
So I get some credit for that?
MaximusMon Jun 17 20:22:27 2002
Yes, now here's your cookie
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 10:32:30 2002
What's up with the broken cookie...
You cannot even give him a whole undamaged one?
MaximusTue Jun 18 14:11:06 2002
Nope
The break shows it's wholesome, baked goodness
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 15:15:47 2002
if it were a good cookie it would not crumble so easily.
A nice hot, moist cookie right out of the oven is where it is at.
MaximusTue Jun 18 15:20:12 2002
Who said it was right out of the oven?
Er... oh wait... :biggrin:
MagusTue Jun 18 17:02:05 2002
Hmmph, not even a fresh cookie.
Evil MerlinTue Jun 18 17:29:35 2002
Gotta love fresh cookies...
MagusTue Jun 18 17:40:34 2002
Especially sugar cookies or peanut butter or snickerdoodles with all that cinnamon...
MaximusTue Jun 18 18:21:52 2002
Yummy goodness indeed! :biggrin:
MagusTue Jun 18 18:54:25 2002
My current score: 291,624
MagusTue Jun 18 18:54:47 2002
Keystrokes, that is.