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longmarch

Mon Jun 10 02:17:06 2002

The four elements, known to Man from the Dawn of Time:

Water
Yeast
Hops
Malted Barley

But now for the greatest announcement of our Age:

I have found a fifth element.

See? Here the gooood --------> GOOOOOOOOOOD

EEEEEEEEVIL <---------- Here the eeeeevil.

And here, a weapon with which to get massively eeeevil. --------------> CH3CH2OH.

Simple really.

(Edited by longmarch at 9:25 pm on June 9, 2002)

Magus

Mon Jun 10 02:48:32 2002

This is quite silly. :p :)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Jun 10 03:21:57 2002

indeed

Maximus

Mon Jun 10 05:18:32 2002

^^^
What they said

Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 10 10:22:41 2002

I actually got some REALLY good Saki last night.

Fuck beer you round eye fools! =)

Magus

Mon Jun 10 14:32:59 2002

I don't drink. Yes, go ahead and tell me how strange I am...

HitScan

Mon Jun 10 14:53:14 2002

Beer == Paint Stripper.
Amerreto Sours == the win.

Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 10 17:30:43 2002

Magus, the only time I do is when I have sushi, and that is not all that common as money is now quite tight.

I know what you mean, a lot of people at work give me shit because I don't drink after work...

Magus

Mon Jun 10 18:32:23 2002

from Evil Merlin posted at 12:30 pm on June 10, 2002

Magus, the only time I do is when I have sushi,

Sorry, I didn't mean to snap.

and that is not all that common as money is now quite tight.

I know the feeling, my friend, sorry to hear it.

I know what you mean, a lot of people at work give me shit because I don't drink after work...

Yeah, I'm ok with their choosing to drink, why isn't it ok that I choose not to do so?

Maximus

Mon Jun 10 18:45:21 2002

The ONLY time that I even consider drinking is if I'm in the mood for a mudslide

Which I don't get too often... other than that, no alcohol for me

Evil Merlin

Mon Jun 10 19:26:01 2002

Yeah, I'm ok with their choosing to drink, why isn't it ok that I choose not to do so?

I dunno, people seem to think that if you are not drinking, not smoking, not doing drugs or not fucking everything that moves, you are strange...

My god, I Love my Wife, and we have GREAT sex... I must live a really messed up and clean life.

Jeremy Reimer

Mon Jun 10 23:53:30 2002

The Fifth Element was a great movie. Mmmm... Mila...

Magus

Tue Jun 11 00:19:10 2002

Never saw it, JR. Do tell?

Jeremy Reimer

Tue Jun 11 05:24:12 2002

Highly visual sci-fi fantasy extravaganza.

Bruce Willis with great one-liners and gigantic guns.

Mila Jovanovich naked.

How can you beat that?

Stainless

Tue Jun 11 05:41:43 2002

Multipass

OscarWilde

Tue Jun 11 06:56:30 2002

for many women, including mila jovavich, my penis is the fith element. they claim that without my penis, life would not exist.

thank you to all the wonderful women who pay me such wonderful compliments after i paid them with lots of green mullah.

Evil Merlin

Tue Jun 11 11:19:42 2002

Well I think OW effectivly closed this thread...

Maximus

Tue Jun 11 14:47:33 2002

from OscarWilde posted at 1:56 am on June 11, 2002

for many women, including mila jovavich, my penis is the fith element. they claim that without my penis, life would not exist.

Not a very active element, you say? :tongue:

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