Mon Jun 3 19:00:35 2002

                                                       
Madan
None of Your Business, Fl 33145
Home phone: (305)444-2430
JMGmr@yahoo.com
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OBJECTIVE
To obtain a position providing opportunities for creativity and career advancement within the IT arena

EDUCATION
Master of Business Administration,  The American University,  Washington DC           August 1999
Concentration: Management Information Systems (MoGIT)--Systems Analysis/BPR          

Bachelor of Marketing,  Florida International University,  Miami, Fl   December 1997
Concentration: Strategic Marketing and Product Implementation (Top 10% of graduating class)          

Computer Graphic Art Certification,  University of Miami,  Coral Gables, Fl           May 1998
Concentration: Publishing and Internet Design          

Letter of Eligibility,  Miami-Dade County Public Schools,  Miami, Fl         August 1999          
Certification in Middle Grades Science (5-8)        

PROFESSIONAL _EXPERIENCE
The Miami Herald/Knight Ridder Publishing Company,  Miami, Fl    July 2000 - Present
Ecommerce Consultant and HeraldStore Webmaster ( http://www.HeraldStore.com )      
    -Co-created, designed and maintains the multi-million-dollar revenue HeraldStore web site as well as serves as online liaison to the Miami Herald
-Co-maintains both system databases: SQL 7 Server and VB-Access, including product additions and querying
-Utilzes Crystal Reports to generate financial, process, operations reporting for the Miami Herald VP of Finance
-Leads, designs and implements all HeraldStore online promotion plans and served as HeraldStore technical support
-Assists in product selection, pricing and customization offerings as well as HeraldStore strategic planning

Miami-Dade County Public Schools, A School,  Miami, Fl                 November 1999 - Present
Science Teacher (grades 6-8)      
    -Developed interpersonal/diplomacy skills through dealings with students, parents, and administrative personnel
-Successfully reates, implements and reports upon in-class curriculum provided to students(grades 6-8)
-Serves as online liaison and support to Shenandoah Middle School staff

Miami-Dade County Public Schools, Shenandoah Middle School,  Miami, Fl                      August 2001 - Present
Web Designer/Developer and Online Content Coordinator for the Shenandoah Middle School web site      
    -Designed, coded and maintains the http://www.dade.k12.fl.us/shenandoah
-Generates content and coordinates with the Principal, Media Specialist and Team Leaders to provide online solutions

Cuba Nostalgia, Co-Creators: Leslie Pantin Jr. and Emilio Calleja,  Miami, Fl                                 August 2001
Web Designer/Developer CubaNostalgia.org    
    -Designed, coded and maintained the http://www.cubanostalgia.org web site
-Established meetings and produced detail reports to assess the viability of an online-ecommerce store for CubaNostalgia.org
   
Fannie Mae,  Washington, DC September 1998 - December 1998
Systems Analyst and Consultant      
    -Lead a team in a detailed analysis of Fanny Mae's internal information systems, including the multi-billion dollar database structure
    -Researched the viability of cross-operating platform migration from Sybase to Oracle for 1 million dollar migration project
    -Conducted financial and technical 4 month feasibility study on the possibility of PeopleSoft integration
     
TECHNICAL_KNOWLEDGE
    Windows 95/98, Macintosh OS(Classic) and user-level understanding of UNIX, MS Office/Corel Suite/AppleWorks
    Expert Mastery of Adobe Photoshop, Knowledge with Adobe Illustrator, QuarkXpress, Macromedia Fireworks and Adobe PageMaker
    HTML 3.2/4.0, XHTML(css1), Some Macromedia Flash 4, Currently attending ASP and CFML/ColdFusion certification
    Working Knowledge of Lindo, Claritas, Oracle Designer/Developer 2000, SQL 7 Server and strong knowledge of Crystal Reports
    Experience with PeopleSoft Time and Attendance and SAP Manufacturing and user knowledge of Lotus Notes

LANGUAGES
Fluent in Spanish

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(Edited by Madan at 12:05 pm on June 3, 2002)

(Edited by Madan at 2:07 pm on June 3, 2002)

Mon Jun 3 19:08:02 2002

Mon Jun 3 20:50:32 2002

Muahahahahaha!!

/me realises he now owes Madan 2 cents...

Mon Jun 3 21:07:02 2002

But fine, I deleted it. Last thing I need for someone to be sending me emails again.

M.

Mon Jun 3 21:41:02 2002

Mon Jun 3 22:20:15 2002

William Frisbee

Nashua, NH 03062

Email: hitmansuckscock@fucktard.com

CAREER SKILLS

* Microsoft Exchange Server (5.x & 2K)
* Active Directory planning and deployment
* Windows 2000 System Administration
* Windows 9x System Administration
* Windows XP System Administration
* Windows NT System Administration
* OEM and 3rd party relations
* Testing/implementation of new technology
* Major OS and application migrations

* OEM and retailer training and support
* Server build and implementation
* Workstation build and implementation
* Helpdesk management
* Hardware review and purchasing
* Client support and training
* Online/Offline backup support/administration
* System wide client and server support

CAREER ACHIEVEMENTS

* Migrated 3 separate and obsolete email systems to new system running Microsoft Exchange 5.5 server. Converted email from obsolete systems to Exchange resulting in no interruption of customer email and without loss of any archived email. Supported Exchange and Sendmail gateway for all users in a 1000 user environment.

* Designed and began implementation of Exchange 5.5 to Exchange 2000 migration using Microsoft’s migration tools, and tools from NetIQ. Designed and began implementations to migrate approximately 3000 Sendmail users to Exchange 2000.

* Designed and began implantation of a full Active Directory structure to replace the existing multiple domain structure for user and resources for 5000 user network environment made up of several main offices, each with several satellite offices. Moved from multi-domain model to more efficient model, utilizing organizational units and sites.

* Assisted in the implementation and support of a Citrix XP environment hosting a 240-400 person data monitoring center (NOC), saving the company thousands of dollars in computer hardware resources.

* Migrated 3 separate network operating systems into one new network utilizing Microsoft Windows NT 4.0. Built framework for future upgrade to Windows 2000.

* Designed, deployed and supported entire network infrastructure for corporate support system handling both internal and external users of Java and Visual Basic based database software for e-commerce supporting MS SQL 6.5/7.0, Oracle, MySQL and DB2.

* Resolved Helpdesk staffing and policy issues. Reduced case response time from 1 hour to 5 minutes. Reduced time to solve times from 3 hours to 22 minutes. Reduced escalation percentages from 67% to less than 10%. Increased end user approval rating from less than 20% to over 90% in a 1000 user environment.

* Designed, prototyped, implemented and support a corporate Blackberry (formerly RIM) network for Executive users. Currently supporting 30 users on both Windows NT and Windows 2000 platforms under both Exchange 5.5 and Exchange 2000.

* Completed 5 cores courses towards MSCE, on the Windows 2000/XP track. Currently hold MCSE in Windows NT 4.0 track, with electives in Exchange.

* Awarded Microsoft’s MVP Award for the 2001/2002 year for actively supporting and promoting Windows XP with the online community.

William FrisbeePage 2

CAREER EXPERIENCE

Genuity, Inc., Cambridge, MA  8/00–Present

Senior Systems Architect
Responsible for the planning, prototyping and implementation of new computer technologies within Genuity’s corporate network, in addition to the web hosting clientele. Designed and implemented lab testing routines for Active Directory, Exchange 2000 and other similar technologies to ensure Genuity’s corporate viability in the growing web-centric environment. Designed, lab tested and deployed Exchange to the corporate environment, replacing outdated Sendmail infrastructure, resulting in the annual savings of more than $125,000 and reducing dependency on legacy solutions. Also designed and implemented Genuity’s corporate Blackberry infrastructure including upgrade of handheld firmware and BES administration.

Brooks Automation, Inc. Chelmsford, MA 7/98-8/00

Systems Engineer/Helpdesk Management
Responsible for all aspects of end user support tool, the helpdesk which provided support for approximately 1000 users and 1300 workstations. Responsible for staff, staff training and workflow reports. All aspects of workstation and server support were covered from initial review to support of deployed systems. Assisted in the migration of several dissimilar network OS’s to one Windows NT domain with several resource domains for remote offices. Began testing and implementing Windows 2000 migration path from Windows NT.

WebXi, Inc. Burlington, MA 07/97-07/98

Technical Engineering/Support
Responsible for all of WebXi’s products for OEM, distributor and end user support. Deployed intra and internet for corporate web presence, utilizing IIS 4.0. Handled daily network support and administration as well as deployment of said network. Tested new products under Windows 2000. Tested and ran diagnostics for migration of SQL 7.0 from 6.5. Supported end users, OEM’s and distributors in education and support of WebXi’s e-commerce products.

MediaOne, Wilmington, Ma 05/96-07/97

Broadband Technician
Responsible for the installation and support of MediaOne’s broadband network. Handled installation of network across several platforms and monitoring of network. Also responsible for end-user training and support. Trained new employee’s in basic networking and computer skills for installation of broadband devices and support of said devices. Handled all 2nd tier support calls that standard staff could not resolve.

ScanVec, Inc. Wilmington, Ma 05/94-04/96

Applications Engineer and Network Manager
Upgraded entire network infrastructure from Novell 3.12 to Windows NT 4.0. Migrated MS Mail to Exchange 4.x then to Exchange 5.0. Planned, supervised and supported Windows 3.11 to Windows 95 migration. Assisted in the installation of a T1 line, and building the entire US office web presence utilizing IIS 3.0/4.0. Responsible for end user, OEM and distributor support of all software products sold by ScanVec on both PC and Mac platforms.

SYSTEM ENVIRONMENTS

* Windows NT
* Windows 2000
* Windows 9x
* Windows XP
* MS/DOS

* System 6/7
* MacOS 8.x/9.x
* Linux
* BeOS
* Solaris 7/8

* Compaq Insight Manager
* Microsoft Exchange Server
* Windows Terminal Server
* Citrix 1.8 and XP
* Novell Netware products

William FrisbeePage 3

EDUCATION

West Virginia Wesleyan College, 1990-1993

Master’s Studies for Engineering Physics.
Attended West Virginia Wesleyan College on full academic scholarship for 5 semesters. Completed another semester on partial scholarships. Completed a total of 108 credits-hours in WVWC’s 4+1 Master’s program (allows students to avoid Bachelor’s program general studies credits and concentrate on major core studies). Left WVWC due to financial hardship. Continued taking night studies and other credit courses since leaving WVWC. Currently 28 credit-hours remain till degree.

REFERENCES

References are available on request.

I honestly could care less if my real name and my email address are here, someone spams me, or something, and I will find out who did it and wreck havoc on them

You know what really pisses me off?

The fact that companies are actually SCARED of my resume and my experience. They THINK that they can get by with some just out of college kid with no practical experience (note: this differs quite a bit from a college kid with a few years experience), and they don't understand why I am worth a lot more than $50K a year... their loss.

(Edited by Evil Merlin at 3:24 pm on June 3, 2002)

(Edited by Evil Merlin at 3:25 pm on June 3, 2002)

Mon Jun 3 22:29:28 2002

A family friend was a l33t IBM engineer.

I say "was" because he's no longer employed there...after twentyfive years of service.

Guy knew a bit. Quite like you, actually. Very pretty resume, btw.

Anyways, he was making over a hundred gees, over forty in the age and, one day a couple months back, surprise, it's too expensive to keep him, so they hire two high school grad assclowns to replace him.

He thinks he's ok. I mean, he's forgotten more than I know but, as you can imagine, his resume screams to prospective employers: "I'm more than you can handle...pay me what I'm worth!".

And noone would.

:(

M.

Tue Jun 4 00:58:56 2002

from Madan posted at 5:07 pm on June 3, 2002

How is this different from Monster.com?

Well, (1) on Monster you can have it hidden and only listed when someone wants to contact you; and (2) when you're involved with stuff like the Battlefront where people can gain "enemies" then you (well, certainly me at least) don't want someone finding your 'real' email/mail addy/phone and doing nefarious shit with it.

Just posting your personal info on Monster isn't generally a problem, because people generally aren't looking there for names to add to spam lists, or to add your name to the White Power mailing list.  But if you post a message on (for example) BF and link to your resume which contains your personal info, then you're opening yourself to potential problems from people with more computer power than brain power.

But fine, I deleted it. Last thing I need for someone to be sending me emails again.

And it seems like you already have reason to keep some private info, well, private.

Tue Jun 4 03:27:35 2002

But fine, I deleted it. Last thing I need for someone to be sending me emails again.

Or smam, lots of it! :D

Tue Jun 4 11:18:25 2002

In today's world, companies want to get by as cheaply as possible... they really don't put any thinking into the overall ramifications of the future.

All it takes is one Noob mistake and an email system can be borked for good...

Tue Jun 4 17:24:58 2002

This is what I'm hoping, anyway.  In the meantime, I get to learn on the job all the time, which is cool.  Today I'm learning how to use InDesign.  I almost lost my cookies when I created a graphic in Illustrator, saved it IN ILLUSTRATOR FORMAT, imported it to InDesign.. and it TOTALLY FUCKED IT UP!  This is Adobe's fucking vector graphic format, and it can't handle it???

I saved it as a WMF, and it worked fine.  Adobe is on crack, I am convinced.

Tue Jun 4 20:34:46 2002

M.

Tue Jun 4 22:00:21 2002

So much for the vaunted Adobe app integration!  :rolleyes:

However, I still like InDesign better than Pagemaker.  I haven't used Quark so I can't comment on it, but InDesign is pretty neat.

EDIT: Oh, and Madan, welcome back.  I've missed you here.

Tue Jun 4 22:10:19 2002

They THINK that they can get by with some just out of college kid with no practical experience (note: this differs quite a bit from a college kid with a few years experience)

Speaking as a recent grad, it's hard for me to find work too. With all the layoffs in my area, companies are able to get the experienced guy for the same that I'd get. This makes it difficult on me, I fear. If anyone's interested, my resume's [url=http://ars-magus.dyndns.org/magus/about/resume.asp]here[/url].

(Edited by Magus at 5:12 pm on June 4, 2002)

Wed Jun 5 07:17:20 2002

Oh, and Madan, welcome back.  I've missed you here.

AYB too. :)

Wed Jun 5 09:10:31 2002

Wed Jun 5 11:10:07 2002

Wed Jun 5 11:56:54 2002

Then again, they just voted to take 2 teachers' days of pay in the last two days of this year because the committee in charge of the system(School Board) squandered the money on self-serving contracts and now their budget is short. Their attitude is "work the days but don't get paid...".

The school sys. is pretty bad. It's smeared all over the newspapers EVERY day. One problem or proof of corruption after another. :(

Teachers are up in arms.

I mean, when you go to college, four years, intern for two and then just start making 28.5k. Only to have some fatcat mis-spend it on his mistress and have to dock you a couple of days, things get ugly, you know?

But I don't see this problem hitting critical mass. It just seems to get worse and worse and people get more and more disenfrancished but nothing seems to happen.

On a side note, check out the last question on my 6th grade final:

Scientific Computation
A mini-rocket is in flight and is moving at a velocity of 60m/s.  It is exhibiting a forward force of 1000N and has a mass of 100kg.  Identify the distance the rocket travelled.

:wow:

M.

Wed Jun 5 17:10:18 2002

from Madan posted at 4:56 am on June 5, 2002


Scientific Computation
A mini-rocket is in flight and is moving at a velocity of 60m/s.  It is exhibiting a forward force of 1000N and has a mass of 100kg.  Identify the distance the rocket travelled.

:)

Wed Jun 5 17:24:30 2002

Can we ignore the effects of gravity?

Is the rocket in an atmosphere? If so can we ignore drag?

Wed Jun 5 18:51:49 2002

They're 11. ;)

Muahahahahahaha! /.02 cents to my own account.

M.

Wed Jun 5 19:23:55 2002

Wed Jun 5 19:36:24 2002

from Evil Merlin posted at 7:18 am on June 4, 2002

You hit the nail right on the head Madan.

In today's world, companies want to get by as cheaply as possible... they really don't put any thinking into the overall ramifications of the future.

All it takes is one Noob mistake and an email system can be borked for good...

This hasnt been my experience at all.  Firms want experience over education.

Wed Jun 5 19:46:15 2002

Wed Jun 5 20:03:37 2002

I never introduced trajectory and gravity in class, so yeah, biff 'em. As for air resistance, I never gave them the computation for that either.

You shouldn't ignore gravity.  I know these kids are 11, but you're just making it harder on the physics teachers who will get them in a few years and have to deprogram all the things their elementary teachers taught them.

In this example, the weight of the rocket is about the same as the upward thrust of the engine, making me wonder how it ever got off the ground at all.  If it does get off the ground, you haven't specified how much fuel is in the rocket-- if there is enough fuel, it will travel an infinite distance, otherwise, it will burn out and crash to the ground.  I'm not sure what the question is meant to ask.

Wed Jun 5 20:51:56 2002

from Harbinger posted at 2:46 pm on June 5, 2002

Would someone like to convert a resume into l337 haX0r lingo?  I'd like to see that, even if it would cause my brain to explode.

Pr3v1ous 3mploym3nt:
JulY 14tH 1998
l0c4l 1SP - wr0t3 sh3ll sc1pt. l33t.
4pr1l 21tH 2000
T3l3c0mmut3 t0 Russ1a - wr0t3 p1ngfl00d sc1pt. h4ck3d t3h G1bs0n.
M4y 11sT 2001
S0m3pl4c3 in W1sc0ns0n ][ th1nk - m4d3 l0c4l c4bl3 T\/ st4t10n play pr0n. h4w h4w. h4ck3d th31r G1bs0n.

Jun3 5ST 2002
k1ck3d 0ut 0f p4r3nt's b4s3m3nt. s33k1ng furth3r 3mpl0ym3nt.

Wed Jun 5 20:58:54 2002

You should put the entire rez together and post it.

M.

Wed Jun 5 20:59:09 2002

from harp posted at 2:36 pm on June 5, 2002

from Evil Merlin posted at 7:18 am on June 4, 2002

You hit the nail right on the head Madan.

In today's world, companies want to get by as cheaply as possible... they really don't put any thinking into the overall ramifications of the future.

All it takes is one Noob mistake and an email system can be borked for good...

This hasnt been my experience at all.  Firms want experience over education.

Mao Zedong
No good deed went unpunished, but they got this right. :D

Thu Jun 6 13:22:36 2002

Thu Jun 6 14:19:44 2002