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It's good to be home.

DeAthe

Wed May 22 06:29:18 2002

Well, tonite I went out after work ( I work the 3-11pm shift ) and spent some time with some ex-coworkers and friends. It was really good to hang out with them, and just shoot the breeze. I never realized just how much I missed them till I got to spend some time with everyone.

Life is more than just making mone, I think it's about being around/with people you really care about, and who care about you.

That's it, I'm done being nice.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed May 22 06:30:19 2002

It's good to be home

I say that to myself every time I log into OSY :)

DeAthe

Wed May 22 06:41:21 2002

Aye, I agree to that.
Magus

Wed May 22 07:31:16 2002

I third that.
Evil Merlin

Wed May 22 10:16:45 2002

And there is little better than going home to a loving Wife who greets you at the door with a great hug and kiss...

I concur. Going home rocks.

Magus

Wed May 22 12:42:42 2002

All together now:

"Awwwwwww..."

Evil Merlin

Wed May 22 13:26:48 2002

You are just jealous!
Magus

Wed May 22 14:18:29 2002

Possibly. :)
Jeremy Reimer

Thu May 23 15:22:57 2002

Hey, I'm not jealous, I have a loving wife who greets me at the door with a great hug and kiss too!*

* unless I get home first, that is.  Then I greet her at the door in the same way.

Harbinger

Thu May 23 15:50:27 2002

If I were you, I'd forget the hug-n-kiss and greet her naked holding whipped cream and a spatula.

But that's just me. ;)

Jeremy Reimer

Thu May 23 18:26:43 2002

Who says I don't?  ;)
HitScan

Thu May 23 19:03:57 2002

You haven't really lived until you've hung yourself upside-down from a bar above the doorway so that you can swing down and surprise her at the door with a vertical 69 after a hard day's work.

Come to think of it that would be some freaky shit.

Magus

Thu May 23 19:46:19 2002

ROFLMAO! Yeah, and are you willing to help her clean her pants when she shits herself from the scare?
Harbinger

Thu May 23 19:49:41 2002

Wouldn't it be difficult to maintain an erection if you're hanging upside-down?  I mean, all the blood would be rushing to the wrong head. ;)
HitScan

Thu May 23 20:38:46 2002

from Harbinger posted at 2:49 pm on May 23, 2002

Wouldn't it be difficult to maintain an erection if you're hanging upside-down?  I mean, all the blood would be rushing to the wrong head. ;)

I'll have to let you know sometime after finding a suitable test case. ;)
Magus

Thu May 23 22:08:38 2002

/me asks for pictures to be taken
fuX0ringM0r0n

Thu May 23 22:14:57 2002

I've always been wondering...if a leech accidently got attached to one's dick...would that dick get an unprovoked erection?
Jeremy Reimer

Thu May 23 22:39:02 2002

No, because a leech sucks out blood, and it's blood that causes the erection in the first place.

Unless you're REALLY hot for leeches, and the mere act of having one there gets you hard.  It won't last, though, once the little guy starts taking a drink.

Would be kind of painful too.

Remind me not to trod through any swamps in South America.

fuX0ringM0r0n

Fri May 24 15:17:05 2002

from Jeremy Reimer posted at 3:39 pm on May 23, 2002

No, because a leech sucks out blood, and it's blood that causes the erection in the first place.

Unless you're REALLY hot for leeches, and the mere act of having one there gets you hard.  It won't last, though, once the little guy starts taking a drink.

Would be kind of painful too.

Remind me not to trod through any swamps in South America.

Yeah but...when a leech sucks blood, the blood is rushed through the veins at an increased rate.  If a leech attaches to someone's dick, then more blood than usual will flow through one's dick and one will pop a boner without even wanting one.  True...the erection not last long...and it probably would hurt like a bitch...but it could be a poor-man's viagra if it works the way I think it works.

But then...if you voluntarily got a hard-on, would the leech explode like some mosquitoes do when you pinch the area around the mosquito that is caught in the act?

Evil Merlin

Fri May 24 15:27:55 2002

It takes more than just blood to the penis to produce an erection.
HitScan

Fri May 24 16:15:05 2002

It takes more than just blood to the penis to produce an erection.

Indeed, otherwise you'd need regular and frequent erections or it would go all necrotic, and that's just not good. (Though that Detachable Penis song would make a lot more sense ;) )
Magus

Fri May 24 16:41:22 2002

from HitScan posted at 11:15 am on May 24, 2002

you'd need regular and frequent erections
Wait, so you mean that's not normal? ;) :evilgrin:
fuX0ringM0r0n

Sat May 25 01:05:32 2002

from Evil Merlin posted at 8:27 am on May 24, 2002

It takes more than just blood to the penis to produce an erection.

Link?  Heh, just kidding.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat May 25 02:17:37 2002

It takes more than just blood to the penis to produce an erection.

Indeed.  It also takes naughty thoughts and hot Chixors

:)

Magus

Sat May 25 06:43:28 2002

from fuX0ringM0r0n posted at 8:05 pm on May 24, 2002

from Evil Merlin posted at 8:27 am on May 24, 2002

It takes more than just blood to the penis to produce an erection.

Link?  Heh, just kidding.

Yeah, no proof needed. :evilgrin: