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Who do I want to fuck today?

DrPizza

Tue May 21 02:19:20 2002

Hrm.

I can't decide.

Jeremy Reimer

Tue May 21 06:16:33 2002

Where's the "do 'em all" option?? :confused:
Evil Merlin

Tue May 21 09:03:52 2002

There is no "My Wife" option....
Harbinger

Tue May 21 13:48:20 2002

Damn, Pete, you're really making it hard on yourself.  In a difficult decision, I think I'd take Hannigan first (though I wonder why you didn't have Michelle Trachtenberg listed as well :tongue: )  ;)
Jeremy Reimer

Tue May 21 14:51:55 2002

EM, do you really want DrPizza to do your wife? :D
fuX0ringM0r0n

Tue May 21 15:05:22 2002

Fairuza Balk, and Ensign Ro are ugly hoes.  Mel C has crooked teeth.  The rest are decent I guess.

Now if you had Natalie Portman and/or Jolene Blalock on that list, I'd actually vote.

(Edited by fuX0ringM0r0n at 8:08 am on May 21, 2002)

Jeremy Reimer

Tue May 21 15:15:52 2002

mmm... Natalie Portman... so little... so perky...

Jolene Blalock?  Ew, gigantic fake boobs are so icky.

Harbinger

Tue May 21 19:14:08 2002

I thought they were speed bags for boxing? :confused:

:D

chrisale

Tue May 21 19:23:56 2002

ick... what's with the no-boob under 17 thing?? ;)

since you seem to have a thing for Party of Five chicks... you could have at least included Jennifer.

mmmm.

sweet sweet Jennifer.  She can't act... but who cares??

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue May 21 21:05:29 2002

sweet sweet Jennifer.  She can't act... but who cares??

indeed!

fuX0ringM0r0n

Wed May 22 00:05:11 2002

Sheeee-it!...no tits, and fake boobs is better this this hoe-bag (who, apparently, has no tits either.)

or *shudder*

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lose my lunch now.

(Edited by fuX0ringM0r0n at 5:11 pm on May 21, 2002)

harp

Wed May 22 00:12:05 2002

from chrisale posted at 3:23 pm on May 21, 2002

ick... what's with the no-boob under 17 thing?? ;)

since you seem to have a thing for Party of Five chicks... you could have at least included Jennifer.

mmmm.

sweet sweet Jennifer.  She can't act... but who cares??

Couldn't have said it better myself, Chrisale...

E! said she's suppose to be in the August issue of Playboy.

I'm buying 3 copies.

Robocop Q Einstein

Wed May 22 18:01:35 2002

I think I'm going to get hopped up on Hydrocodone and weed tomorrow and hook up with my male friend.

Wish me luck Peetsuh.

DuffMan

Wed May 22 18:43:01 2002

from Robocop Q Einstein posted at 1:01 pm on May 22, 2002

I think I'm going to get hopped up on Hydrocodone and weed tomorrow and hook up with my male friend.

Wish me luck Peetsuh.

Yay!

P.S. what is Hydrocodone? It sounds like an arena for watersports.

Robocop Q Einstein

Wed May 22 19:39:37 2002

Painkillers.  Like Percoset. (sp)

I just got my fucking wisdom teeth out.

Jeremy Reimer

Wed May 22 20:27:04 2002

Wisdom teeth extraction is, I am convinced, a conspiracy by the Dentist Conglomerate to make us pay large amounts of money to be inflicted with extreme amounts of pain for no tangible benefit to ourselves.

I was told ten years ago that I would need my wisdom teeth out, or disaster would surely follow. I wimped out, and refused to go get them extracted.

Today, my mouth is just as perfect as it was after my braces came off, and my wisdom teeth are no problem at all.  In fact, I rather like having them.  

HitScan

Wed May 22 20:35:45 2002

yeah, sometimes it's like that.
Other times it's like mine.
3 were coming in sideways, pushing all of my other teeth together, and the 4th had come in more or less straight, but since it was in constant contact with my cheek it soon developed a cavity that ran along it's entire length. (I could feel along the whole thing with my fingernail. It was insanely nasty.) I was rather glad to have them out finally. Though now I always get food stuck behind my right molar. That sucks balls.
fuX0ringM0r0n

Wed May 22 22:07:15 2002

Yup...that cavity would certainly create a suction if you put some guys balls in your mouth...unless of course there was a pube that got caught between them would hinder the perfect suction.

It certainly does suck balls.

DrPizza

Thu May 23 15:17:01 2002

from Jeremy Reimer posted at 9:27 pm on May 22, 2002

Wisdom teeth extraction is, I am convinced, a conspiracy by the Dentist Conglomerate to make us pay large amounts of money to be inflicted with extreme amounts of pain for no tangible benefit to ourselves.

I was told ten years ago that I would need my wisdom teeth out, or disaster would surely follow. I wimped out, and refused to go get them extracted.

Today, my mouth is just as perfect as it was after my braces came off, and my wisdom teeth are no problem at all.  In fact, I rather like having them.  


That's nice.

I have some pathetic efforts at wisdom teeth.

Periodically, they poke through my gum, causing bleeding and pain.

But they don't poke through very effectively, so the gum heals, growing back over the teeth.

This process has been repeated countless times.  It's extremely uncomfortable.

Harbinger

Thu May 23 15:49:13 2002

My wisdom teeth decided to emerge during my first year of college.  It was uncomfortable bordering on painful, but the upside was that I didn't eat that much and ended up losing some weight. ;)  They grew in straight, though, and once they parted the gums, they were generally OK.

In 1990, my dentist decided that "they need to come out."  I didn't argue, and he proceeded to pull out the ones on the right side of my jaw.  This was under local anesthesia while I was wide awake.  The motherfucker was brutal; I couldn't openmy mouth wide enough to satisfy him.  I wonder if he had been in a movie with Dustin Hoffman.

He didn't remove the other 2 wisdoms (mostly because I was prepared to poke his eyeballs out with some of his oral torture tools), and I've not had the need nor inclination to part with them.  

Imitation Gruel

Wed May 29 14:43:07 2002

Natalie Imbruglia is kinda cute, but not spectacular

Mel C is a dog

Ensign Ro is okay

Charisma Carpenter is highly fuckable

Neve Campbell is highly fuckable

Pink is a dog. She reminds me of a bridge-and-tunnel muffmuncher I knew in Chicago

Fairuza Balk has nice eyes but a meh face

Alyson Hannigan is tolerable

Lacey Chabert is highly fuckable

Imitation Gruel

Wed May 29 14:44:24 2002

My official vote was for Lacey Chabert, but I would have preferred to see Katie Holmes or Jessica Alba on the poll, so I should have voted for more options.
Maximus

Thu May 30 14:54:35 2002

"You know what I'd do with a million dollars?  


Two chicks at the same time..."

:pimp: :boink:

HitScan

Thu May 30 15:51:39 2002

from Maximus posted at 9:54 am on May 30, 2002

"You know what I'd do with a million dollars?  


Two chicks at the same time..."

:pimp: :boink:

That movie kicks ass. :D