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I just hit on a highschooler today

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri May 17 05:05:40 2002

She was a really cute blonde working at the videostore about 2:45 in the afternoon.  I asked her advice on a video to rent as I must put off seeing Clone thingy until my older Bro and nephews arrive from LA (we will see it together next week as a family)

I peg her age at around 18-19 maybe, perfectly legal I guess.  I figured that age as most schools in the area don't get out till after 3PM.  It turs out, the school is nearby and gets out about 2:20.

I flirted with a minor unwittingly and only asked her about school as if she went to the local university when she informed me of her jailbait status.

I feel naughty.

I shall never glance at a female the wrong way again unless she has jowels. :(

Evil Merlin

Fri May 17 08:49:05 2002

I hear ya...

What the hell is up with chixors looking hotter, younger and younger...

I think they should be forced to wear a sign or something if they are under 18

I mean who would not want to boink the Olson twins?

(Edited by Evil Merlin at 1:49 am on May 17, 2002)

Harbinger

Fri May 17 13:35:36 2002

Now that I'm in my thirties, I can do things that I couldn't do in high school.


Like, date high school chicks.  ;)


(Some comedian said this years ago, and it just stuck.)

DrPizza

Fri May 17 13:55:28 2002

If there's grass on the pitch...
Harbinger

Fri May 17 14:10:24 2002

from DrPizza posted at 9:55 am on May 17, 2002

If there's grass on the pitch...

Old enough to bleed...


Oh sorry, wrong age bracket.  :eek:

Madan

Fri May 17 18:12:51 2002

I hear ya...

What the hell is up with chixors looking hotter, younger and younger...

I think they should be forced to wear a sign or something if they are under 18

Not everyone can teach teenagers.

m.

Evil Merlin

Fri May 17 19:17:40 2002

I don't think I would want to teach teenagers in this day and age... I have thought about doing Computer Science for my old High School... but then again it was a Catholic all-men high school...
Jeremy Reimer

Sat May 18 15:31:17 2002

I've taught some hot grade 12 girls in my time...

It can get to be a distraction.  On the other hand, teaching in an all-boys school (I've done that too) is a drag, because the total lack of females really sucks the energy out of a class, and boys tend to behave worse without the mitigating effect of girls watching them.

Harbinger

Sat May 18 16:52:37 2002

from Jeremy Reimer posted at 11:31 am on May 18, 2002
and boys tend to behave worse without the mitigating effect of girls watching them.

:eek:  I never would've guessed that.

Robocop Q Einstein

Sat May 18 19:14:06 2002

If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat May 18 19:15:39 2002

Eeewww!
HitScan

Sat May 18 19:23:50 2002

If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.

Heh, that's pretty funny. Pretty fucked up, but pretty funny.
Socrates

Thu May 23 05:19:54 2002

I'm currently teaching high school, and yes, there are awesome LOOKING young women, until they open thier mouths, and you get to know them.

Let's see:  today I was informing the police, and agencies around, about two illegal aliens, that appear to be either hookers, or drug dealers, who's parents had no control over them, at all.

One is underage, with a 1 year old, and, the other is younger, pregnant.

They are nightmares to teach, and you guys would be jerking off, if you saw em.  INCREDIBLE.

Can't wait till schools out...

s

Harbinger

Thu May 23 14:00:26 2002

Well, I would've used a condom in that situation, but apparently there are some young'ns who don't put that much thought into it.  (i.e. Higher brain activity stops at the brain stem.)
Jeremy Reimer

Thu May 23 14:36:57 2002

Socrates, what the hell are you doing teaching high school?  I thought you were a lawyer? :confused:
Socrates

Thu May 23 16:34:04 2002

JR:
I have a Juris Doctrate Degree, but, due to finances, and time, have not passed the Kalifornia Bar Exam.  My girlfriend is an attorney, and, I don't see much need for two bar lic in the family.
Double the dues, etc.

Plus, I've spent 4-5 years studying law, and, I need a break, to get back in shape, and enjoy life a bit.

I've dropped from 218 to 195, bench around 215-225, and, my jumpshot is coming along...

I wanted to teach in law school, and, having done so in a tutoring and pass class system, I've had to rethink my priorities, and what I want to do with my life.

Really thinking about moving somewhere warmer, and nicer, as soon as school ends.

gs
PS  Currently typing this from the computer geek lab.  It's cool.
Lots of imacs, great printers, all networked.  Bring the Lombard down, sleeping, plug in the ethernet cable, and up and running.
The mac side owns this campus, with the pc stuff way behind in quality.

Jeremy Reimer

Thu May 23 17:20:42 2002

Interesting, that you would go from law to teaching to escape the rat race, and we have Madan thinking about going from teaching to law to escape the rat race, and then there's me, who taught high school for two years and left for the Wonderful World of Technology(tm)...

Not working too hard is one of my prime goals in life.  I need time and energy to enjoy my stay on this planet.

Harbinger

Thu May 23 17:24:17 2002

Not working too hard is one of my prime goals in life.

Amen, brutha! :D

Socrates

Fri May 24 16:17:37 2002

I'm with Harbringer's sig, in great part.

That said, I was looking for a job, in this area, that wasn't to hard, and gave me some free time.

Subbing turned into a very long turn sub.  I'm also working in a restaurant, and, working with the basketball team.

gs

Maximus

Thu May 30 14:58:50 2002

Ahhh yes, high school girls.

The older I get, they stay the same age...