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A silly game for people with no life

Jeremy Reimer

Sun May 12 18:11:01 2002

Ah, strange R-rated adventure games from Japan.  Or in this case, inspired by Japan.  How can you not love them?  I'm ashamed to admit I played through and beat (pun intended) Cobra Mission... remember that one?  How about that robot fighting game where you had to smack off pieces of these fighting chix0rs' armor until they were completely clothesless?

These games are sad, pathetic, somewhat sexist and definitely an embarassment to the entire male gender, and they're also a hell of a lot of fun to play.   Found this one in the Gaming forum.

[url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=50364]Happy clicking[/url]

I finished it in 93 days the first time around.  

DuffMan

Sun May 12 20:55:34 2002

Hello popups.

I ran out of days just as i had the thing figured out and was ready to kick some ass. Oh well...

Jeremy Reimer

Sun May 12 21:10:48 2002

When I think of how many diamond necklaces I had to give the silly girl in order to get her to pledge herself to me forever... I'm glad in real life it only took the one ring!  ;)
Jeremy Reimer

Sun May 12 22:39:51 2002

Okay I just wasted another hour of my life playing this through again, got all 6 puzzle pieces, had >10,000 relationship points.  Maxed out on charm and intelligence.  67 days.

I snagged a couple screenshots if anyone's interested.

DuffMan

Mon May 13 01:18:33 2002

I find it difficult to justify to myself taking the time to go back and play it again. Especially when pr0n is so easily accessable.

But sure post the screen shots of what i missed.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon May 13 02:49:42 2002

By day 36, i have her #

AYB is very happy now that he has nice friend to talk to :)


well, besides you blokes that is ;)

fuX0ringM0r0n

Mon May 13 03:40:45 2002

The game is ridiculous...just start off by putting all your points into strength.  Go to the gym till strength is maxed out (takes about 7 days), go make some drug deals for easy cash (you rarely get busted with 199 strength...strength also help punching that ugly fuck in the face and doing more damage to him when he's grabbed your girl after a date).  Forget about charm and intelligence.

So once you've got a shitload of money...buy lotsa diamond necklaces, and at least two of each other items.  

Then go to school and talk to her...she'll ignore you the first time...the second time she'll talk to you...the third time you learn her name...and so on until you're aloud to give her gifts...give her a few necklaces until she's ready to date you.

At this point, stock up on necklaces and learn all you can about her so that you can answer her questions on dates (some guy on Ars posted the answers to all the questions she might ask)...first, fix her mood (if she's not in her normal mood) answer 3 questions...take her picture...give her one of the items that you bought...at this point she should be blushing...then kiss her.

Once her boyfriend you should be able to take her on the 'space' date...if you manage to kiss her on that date, you get some scanner device that'll let you know which day she's free for a date...proceed to finish every date using the same method: fix mood...answer 3 questions....picture...gift...kiss.  Just make sure you replenish on the 'mood fixer-upper' items.  Some items are more effective that others on certain dates...I know the flower is best in the forest...the diamond necklace is best in space...

You can play that silly bet game where you have to guess how many pieces of clothing she's wearing or what kind of underwear she's wearing but don't spend your time on those since the drug dealing is he best way to make money.

Once you've done all 6 dates, you can go to her place and see the sucktacular ending after the final date (which is no different than the other dates, except that you have to answer more questions and give more presents)...what a bitch.

The game sucks.  Why I've wasted 2 hours of my life on it is beyond me.

Riso

Mon May 13 14:37:05 2002

Code 999123 is the best ending.
Madan

Tue May 14 23:18:00 2002

Reparative BUMP