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WHO IS ENIGMA MK IV!!!???

OscarWilde

Thu Feb 21 05:06:59 2002

viewing the fora here. But no reply, nothing.. has he even posted here????

come on post ye fellow internet citizen. I warn you however that very few surive the test of OSY. Not to many can deal with the utter silliness that goes on here. Plus many also feel that with no moderation here they feel giddy headed and dizzy. Trust me its a good feeling!

join us crack head!

oh and its usually a custom to pledge your soul to me because i'm after all the great poopy head.

Seriously thought, welcome to the domain of OSY. We hope you stay long and become as great as post whores like the rest of us. Well two of us are way more post whorish then others.

On an even more serious note, i wasn't kidding about you having to sell your soul to me. It is a very fotunate necessity in life, one that will benifit you greatly in the real world. Plus it turns on girls when you tell them, "my sould belongs to the great poopy head". They will swoon to your dedication to me.

On a completely funny tune: Welcome.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 21 05:13:55 2002

I warn you however that very few surive the test of OSY. Not to many can deal with the utter silliness that goes on here.

I seem to have no problem with it. :)

On an even more serious note, i wasn't kidding about you having to sell your soul to me.

All your soul are belong to Poopy-head :tongue:

Imitation Gruel

Thu Feb 21 05:46:47 2002

I don't have a soul. Therefore my non-existent soul doesn't belong to you. :tongue:

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 9:47 pm on Feb. 20, 2002)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 21 06:53:06 2002

That's OK, all your everything else are belong to OW :)
OscarWilde

Thu Feb 21 10:32:06 2002

IG, lets get this straight, wether you like it or not, your soul is mine. I say it is so so it shall be such.

ph34r me!

muahahaahahahahaha!!!!

/me hears .2 cents being debited from my bank account

Imitation Gruel

Thu Feb 21 21:08:09 2002

IG, lets get this straight, wether you like it or not, your soul is mine. I say it is so so it shall be such.

ph34r me!

Not while I'm an Admiral and you remain a lowly Captain, infidel dog. Furthermore, I invoked the 'Soullessness' curse long before registering at OSY so all soul possessions related to OSY are null and void where it concerns me.

Furthermore I also invoked the [color=red]UNBREAKABLE[/color] 'KeepSafe' spell, and tied it to the 'Soullessness' curse, so if I ever do acquire a soul, whether mine or someone else's, it remains mine indefinitely.

And since I am not only the top-flight Sorceror, Warlock, Demon, Wizard, Mage, and Magic-using Person, but also an Illusionist of first-caliber, you can't even see me or sense me to use any anti-charms.

Suck it down like John Romero, OW. You have lost this round.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 21 21:19:11 2002

And since I am not only the top-flight Sorceror, Warlock, Demon, Wizard, Mage, and Magic-using Person, but also an Illusionist of first-caliber, you can't even see me or sense me to use any anti-charms.

But I, the Mighty AYB trancends all that in power and in craft.  I am rather like Melkor the ancient, or rather Eru the One.  I am AYB the Incomprehensible one of Power.  I am the source.  I am the wind.  Power comes from and through me.  To me, the likes of Bombadill are a child and the mountains are recent events.  Where worlds, Time, and even Death passes away, I will yet exist.

just to let you know where you stand bro :)

HitScan

Thu Feb 21 21:33:58 2002

Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void. Waiting alone and unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion. It is the source of all programs. I do not know its name, so I will call it the Tao of Programming.

If the Tao is great, then the operating system is great.
If the operating system is great, then the compiler is great. If the compiler is great, then the application is great. The user is pleased, and there is harmony in the world.

The Tao of Programming flows far away and returns on the wind of morning.


And I am one of the Grand Masters of the Tao of Programming. You are all as pawns before me. :cool:

[size=1]He who boasts last, sounds best :D[/size]

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 21 21:36:34 2002

Correction Hitscan,

AYB by his very definition is a pawn to nothing.

the only exception being teh Glorious Katie Holmes :)

..just to clarify :)

Imitation Gruel

Thu Feb 21 21:48:21 2002

I bow before the Incomprehensible source of power that is AYB. I fear his 1337 7Rolli5h/\/3ss, as do we all.

I may be the greatest magic user in existence, able to make myself immortal and invincible with a thought, but that isn't much help in the face of near-omnipotence.

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 1:49 pm on Feb. 21, 2002)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Feb 21 23:01:40 2002

Indeed!

My power lies in my inaneness, of which there is no end.

:)

OscarWilde

Fri Feb 22 03:32:18 2002

wow! all you people in denial. Thats okay, I am after all the philosopher king and as plato says in the 'republic', it be better to let the mass be like sheep which you guide with your wisdom then let you be on of the masses led by a fool. Well it doesn't say that but the idea of not everyone needing to be aware of the truth but having a king that was  is there.

All you denials are belong to me!!!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Feb 22 03:35:03 2002

it be better to let the mass be like sheep which you guide with your wisdom then let you be on of the masses led by a fool.

nonsense.  It is much better be lead by a fool, and who is more qualified than AYB? :)

OscarWilde

Fri Feb 22 04:26:36 2002

and te guy is logged on again!  will he ever post here????
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Feb 22 04:49:45 2002

He should post.  Why would he not want to?

We are all lovely trolls here :)

Stainless

Fri Feb 22 16:32:53 2002

Well if he did he wouldn't be a Enigma, would he ?

Certainly wouldn't be a spiffy Mk IV model at any rate. Maybe just a rusted out old Mk I or Mk II.