Fri Feb 8 05:33:50 2002
Anyway, the bitch turned me down last time I tried to kiss her, so I stopped talking to her.
But, of course, that shit didn't last. I started again. Still, things are different this time around, because last year I didn't smoke or drink or anything, so it was a lot of sober pressure, knowing we could never "cut loose".
So flash forward to now, I'm a big buddhahead (it would seem, from the last week or two) and I drink a lot as well. So, things are a little cooler. I didn't have a lot of shit to do last semester and I wasn't hanging uot with the same people, so a lot of the time, I looked like a tool when she'd come home from going out and I'd be just sitting around and shit.
However, now I go out and she's the one sitting home. I feel like I'm in a more respectable position, so it's a lot easier on me.
Anyway, she's giving very mixed signals, but what it comes down to is, "Can a Jewish girl from the upper east side and a WASP from Westchester get together?"
Is that too Woody Allen?
Fri Feb 8 06:24:20 2002
Life is not TV
SO....
You guys decide to make it offical and start getting romantic and by doing so you decide for the first date as dinner at a nice restaurant by the pier.
However when evening rolls by what happens next is that she tells you to go ahead and get the table and she'll be there to meet you because she's running a little late with her study group.
So you decide to put the icing on the cake and get flowers on the way to the restaurant. And now you're outside the restaurant and waiting for the table. Yeah you have reservations but its a little busy tonight but the manager tells you the table is just getting ready by the bus boy. There you are standing there tapping your feet to a corny britney spears love song, "i'm a slave for you", when you see this girl walking across the street.
All very nice and melodramatic so far, just up your alley me thinks.
BUT!!!!
You see her wave at yoy from across the street which you return with a smile. She smiles back and you think, "God she is so beautiful." And just to teach you a lesson for using gods name in vain a truck comes streaking by and runs over the poor little girl right in front of you. Her head is decapitated and the lifeless head rolls and stops right at your feet where you can see her blank eyes stare right back at yours and her lips almost mouthing, "i'll love you for ever."
THE END
That my friend is what i predict for you.
Enjoy.
(Edited by OscarWilde at 1:28 pm on Feb. 8, 2002)
Fri Feb 8 06:40:06 2002
Since it has "THE END" one would assume that the story has ended and there is no more beyond that. Ah! but 'the end' is just the end of that part of your life and thus begins a new part:
This story begins right after 'the end' of the last story.
You stand there broken hearted and vow never to love again infact you vow that you will not live anymore and device a appropriate sucide that will show to the world how much you loved this girl inspite of the fact you never had sex with her and more importantly this would have been your first date had God not punished you for using God's name in vain.
How ever melodrama cares for no such rational thinking and we must do as melodramatis do and exageratte everything!!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
GOOD!
So anyways...
Peter had been sitting inside the restaurant all this time staring at your ass and quite frankly completely missed the gore of a bodyless head rolling at your feet. He snapped out of his day dream inspire by your ass when the patrons of the restaurant by the pier start to discus the events that just expired right outside.
Peter now back to his full mental capacity although he holds on to the fading dream of RQE's ass runs out side to, ummm..., comfort him.
Truth be told Peter knew full well this was the time to take advantage if he ever was to get what he wanted.
So now we have a decapitated head, a mouring RQE and a horny Peter.
Very post modernistic with a touch of goth.
Well not really but fuck you, i'm the writer so i can make up what ever I want.
Peter puts his arms around RQE shoulders and what should have been a man comforting a 'friend' instead turns into Peter in his sudden crazed horny state tries very hard to stick his toungue down RQE's mouth.
RQE not at all who he is, after all he just had the girl of his dreams head ripped of by a truck that for some odd reason appeared out of no where and disappeared all the same, unknowingly reciprocates Peter's tounge lashing inside his mouth.
THE END.
Fri Feb 8 16:12:14 2002
Sat Feb 9 01:07:38 2002
Sat Feb 9 04:57:28 2002
People who think they are cool because they get drunk are fucking morons. No way around it. Drink if you enjoy it but not because it improves your social status.
Sat Feb 9 05:27:36 2002
I am more popular now that I drink/smoke. Now, I go downtown and get drunk, meet people, hang out. Or, conversely, I smoke, get stoned, and meet people.
Whether or not I would become popular sans drinking/smoking, provided I went out and met people is irrelevant, because since I have started drinking and smoking, I've stopped sitting around and pplaying videogames and started going out and shit.
Sat Feb 9 06:13:30 2002
It IS a state of mind. All this does is makes you more relaxed and make you think you 'fit' in. Who says that if you stop drinking and smoking that you still can't go out?
What about dancing? Do need alcahol to dance? For me personally I never danced because i was to concious of people around me. When I got drunk I would start dancing because I would stop caring. Then one day something click in my head and I went on to an empty dance floor with my friend and just started dancing sober and without a care in the world. People were standing around watching BUT I DID NOT CARE!
Ironically (though it made sense in retrospect) I actually became a better dance. Under the influence of drugs you dance with no control plus you end up looking more like a fool because you have no rythm or sense of balance. Sober and relaxed because you don't care what other people think, your dancing becomes less stiff and more pronounced according to the rythm.
What ever you say you'll realise one day, or maybe you never will because this state of maturity is only reached by ~10% of the population, IT IS YOU THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE. YOU CHOOSE TO LET YOUR SELF BE HINDERED OR LET YOUR SELF BE FREE.
It is a state of mind.
Master of your self or slave to the drugs.
Sat Feb 9 10:43:18 2002
gs
Sat Feb 9 10:46:44 2002
from Robocop Q Einstein posted at 9:27 pm on Feb. 8, 2002
I am more popular now that I drink/smoke. Now, I go downtown and get drunk, meet people, hang out. Or, conversely, I smoke, get stoned, and meet people.
It's not so much that you're the problem. The problem is that everybody else has to drink/smoke whatever to be social.
For me, this is especially annoying because I get less happy and social when I drink so it never works out.
Sat Feb 9 11:04:29 2002
Believe me, this issue is way to close to home.
It sucks when your girlfriend has to get drunk to want to have sex.
It's sort of like, why don't you have sex with the gin, or vodka bottle, since that's the thing that seems to get you loosened up enough to want me.
I've had plenty of women that perfer me, to the vodka bottle...
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Sat Feb 9 11:06:31 2002
Or, they want to screw you, but they love their husband, which you didn't know about...
:rolleyes:
gs
Mon Feb 11 04:40:35 2002
Mon Feb 11 04:43:23 2002
Mon Feb 11 04:59:53 2002
It's all good.
Wed Feb 20 22:55:05 2002
Thu Feb 21 00:51:34 2002
<PaulHill> Hurrah! </PaullHill>