Sun Feb 3 15:56:43 2002
Right by the comics section were book about Dragonball-Z and plays from OscarWilde. Naturally, this made me think of you know who and you know who. Perhaps I should have perused Wilde's book a bit more to try to understand OW's liking of him. But I wne off to read some other stuff and snuck glances at this very very petite girl who was working there.
At first I thought she was someone's kid. She was so small and had such a childlike face as AYB did not have his glasses on. I was thinking, 'Geez, I'd like to marry a woman who'd give me a daughter like that'.
Later I was rummaging through the history section when she passed by a bit closer. From the markings of age on her skin, she then turned out to be 22 or so and very lovely.
22 is right up AYB's alley. When I went to check out and pay for the merchendise, I got to talk to her and flirt with her a bit. I mentioned that I had just seen "The COunt of Monte Cristo" and it turns out she had seen it a week ago. We both really liked it.
Her name tag said "Jaimie"
She had a short body and a small face with a nose that could fit into the nozzle of a coke bottle. her skin was slighly freckled and her eyes wide. Her hair shone like brushed copper.
I was giving her coy little smiles during our conversations for unknown reasons. I usually put up this innocent guise to hide the imminence of power sheathed within my bosom. (Actually, AYB is very nice :) )
as the transaction completed, she turn from me giving a wide-eyed smile that was hiding a laugh. I don't know what that meant or to whom the smile was directed as my gaze was fixated on her still.
I left without saying anything more.
Thus ends my adventure at Barnes and Noble's
Sun Feb 3 16:40:42 2002
oh lord let it not be true that love remains as vauge as a shadow but instead love take thee upon thou many throes of passionate imbrace..
yes love is so lovely and lovely is thy love for without love there be nothing to call so lovely and if it were not lovely for love it be not be.
so whisper these words into her ears and let her be swooned by such swooning words.
take her hands and do thing with it, but not nasty things other wise it would be quite nasty, her reaction that is.
to kiss is like a kiss between two people, most likely between man and woman but sometimes between man and man or even at times between man and ass. So kiss not the ass or even another man but kiss this fair woman that has taken your heart and swooned you with swooning words. And let it be known that lovely is love for indeed is love so lovely.
BOY AM I IN A SILLY MOOD!!!!!!
Sun Feb 3 17:03:39 2002
BOY AM I IN A SILLY MOOD!!!!!!
I'd say! :)
Sun Feb 3 18:54:34 2002
Sun Feb 3 21:01:35 2002
I am teh win. :biggrin:
Sun Feb 3 21:35:01 2002
I am teh win.
indeed! :)
That would be smooth, but I'd get really nervouse if I tried something like that.
Plus I wouldn't want to give a potential GF the idea of being more than a one woman troll.
Sun Feb 3 22:30:04 2002
Sun Feb 3 23:41:09 2002
To use the now famous VR phrase,
[size=7]JUST ASK HER OUT, YOU FSCKING TOOL![/size]
Mon Feb 4 01:09:06 2002
Mon Feb 4 01:51:24 2002
what were you trying to tell me?
:)
Mon Feb 4 03:02:04 2002
ASK HER OUT!!!!
don't dwell on it. Don't dream of how wonderful it would be either. Otherwise you make it harder. Just say fuck it and do it. Fuck this coy shy bs! you the man! its like you're a beast and she's a little rabbit. She's scared you see and you have these claws and like you grab her and take what you want.
You money baby! yeah AYB you the money!
Mon Feb 4 03:06:46 2002
And if you can try to get your hands on a collection of poems by Oscar Wilde however his poems are not that great with the exception of a few which are really really good. I'd get Rudyard(sp?) Kipling's poems since IMO they are 'cleverer' ;) .
"The female of the species is more dangerous then the male."
I think that 'famous' poem fits this thread well you know...
Mon Feb 4 03:41:58 2002
Mon Feb 4 08:56:59 2002
Just say something like "can I have your number and call you some time?"
Whilst talking to most girls, that is too many words for AYB. He will turn a curious shade of red and start studdering like Porky Pig and will come to the brink of passing out.
Mon Feb 4 10:01:53 2002
Mon Feb 4 14:27:33 2002
Just pretend she has poop on her head. Then you'll have no trouble talking to her.
Mon Feb 4 14:50:00 2002
Indeed, she then may not be able to shut him up.
:cheesy:
Mon Feb 4 18:28:47 2002
Mon Feb 4 19:09:55 2002
i may not get with this girl, but there are a lot of girlies that AYB likes. he must find a nice girl to do something on Valentines Day. :)
(ps: I just watched a movie with Reese Witherspoon in it and I nearly cried!)
Mon Feb 4 19:50:14 2002
(ps: I just watched a movie with Reese Witherspoon in it and I nearly cried!)
yeah, she's a pretty awful actress, but what can you do?
Mon Feb 4 20:02:27 2002
"poopy-headed chick"
Mon Feb 4 21:00:43 2002
yeah, she's a pretty awful actress, but what can you do?
:tongue:
she is lovely and I think she is a really good acress :)
...kinda like OscarWilde :cheesy:
Mon Feb 4 22:12:13 2002
M.
Mon Feb 4 22:15:09 2002
BTW, how do you like my sig?
:)
Tue Feb 5 00:03:44 2002
It's cool. Windows can be good.
M.
Tue Feb 5 00:08:57 2002
I didn't get a rise out of you? :cheesy:
LOL, I knew it wouldn't bother you though, just thought it would be assinine of me to take your statement out of context. All in the name of silliness I suppose. :)
Tue Feb 5 00:44:01 2002
hmmm....
Tue Feb 5 03:26:02 2002
from HitScan posted at 2:02 pm on Feb. 4, 2002Edit: On second thought, I'm not sure I want to get it."poopy-headed chick"
Oh hell, don't screw up the pronunciation, that could be disasterous, depending on how kinky she is (or isn't ;) ). :biggrin:
Tue Feb 5 13:12:56 2002
Edit: On second thought, I'm not sure I want to get it.
Thu Feb 7 03:00:07 2002
Thu Feb 7 03:07:05 2002
Thu Feb 7 03:24:30 2002
though it might come of as sleezy or just plain retarded if you do it wrong: read as don't wear any leather when you use that line.
:biggrin:
Thu Feb 7 03:29:01 2002
Thu Feb 7 03:31:12 2002
Thu Feb 7 04:15:26 2002
Thu Feb 7 09:40:06 2002
AYB: Actually, I'm looking for some girlies to play with.
Fri Feb 8 08:36:00 2002
Fri Feb 8 14:07:08 2002
OK, so feigned giddyness wears off damn fast.
Fri Feb 8 14:40:00 2002
So's I missed the interview but called to rescedule.
I did find this "Sexworld" Place though. AYB giggled girlishly while he passed it 16 times. :)
Fri Feb 8 15:58:43 2002
So's I missed the interview but called to rescedule.
BTW, next time you go past SexWorld, go in and see who's working there. There's some fucked up peoeple working some of those places. ;)
Fri Feb 8 16:18:59 2002
There's some fucked up peoeple working some of those places.
Then AYB may indeed be qualified to work there. IF only he knew anything about sex.
If it were called "Baseworld" AYB would be running the joint :)
BTW, the guy was rather ok about it and hopefully it won't count against me too much.
Although, if the job requires driving to minneapolis each day, I shall probably pass. :( AYB is not comfortable driving in such places. AYB is a Wuss!
Sat Feb 9 11:08:44 2002
Sat Feb 9 14:01:10 2002
Will you ask your sister out for me? :)