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AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 25 12:48:10 2002

I see the future of this insignificant universe.
I'm sorry, but you all had better, "Make Your Time"

A few thousand years from now, after AYB the Absolute controller of life, death, sorrow, and power shall have reigned long over being lesser than he is.

He shall not of found one who can match his might and therefore shall become jaded with his exaulted position. In his lonelyness he shall smite worlds, smash planets, and lay starsystems to dust.

The universe will be a barren field of death and lifelessness. All because of AYB the Destroyer.

The exact details over what will upset AYB are not fully known at this time, but they are to be like what AYB has already mentioned.

I'd just thought I'd warn you all.

Riso

Fri Jan 25 15:05:11 2002

guys, be quiet. ayb is dreaming again.

/me continues to move ayb into an Agony Booth*

*As seen in the Star Trek episode: Mirror Mirror.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Fri Jan 25 15:31:59 2002

It be you dreaming silly little riso-hamster.

OscarWilde

Fri Jan 25 18:04:54 2002

those you speak grand are more often then not the lesser of many.

Those who speak of lesser things are often of lesser thought.

Those who speak none are the grand for they need not speak.

I shall remain silent now.

OscarWilde

Fri Jan 25 18:05:59 2002

That was more silence then i could bear.

Besides I feel that you simple folk need some complexity in your life:

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?

OscarWilde

Fri Jan 25 18:07:46 2002

Now I shall provide an answer for this question that has deluded generations of wise and foolish men alike:

No sound because no tree has fallen simply because no one is there to know if a tree has fallen or not.

OscarWilde

Fri Jan 25 18:08:53 2002

But if we were somehow aware of a tree falling we would hear the sound unless it is beyond our awareness however that would be at fault of our limited senses rather then the tree who crashes down to the ground.

OscarWilde

Fri Jan 25 18:10:09 2002

So I now bring forth another question:

If a computer crashes in an office and the IT staff is out for lunch, who will restart the computer?

Magus

Fri Jan 25 21:20:45 2002

from OscarWilde posted at 12:05 pm on Jan. 25, 2002

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?

Yes. The physics of sound don't change because there are no human observers.

DeAthe

Sat Jan 26 00:02:07 2002

You may not steal my title. I am DeAthe the Destroyer! I shall rid the universe of your type!

Only one other thing I can say at the moment.

GOBBLES!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Sat Jan 26 03:31:02 2002

Sorry about the title infringment.

I'll find another. :)

How about, "AYB the Bringer of Desolation!"

eh?

DeAthe

Sat Jan 26 05:22:40 2002

I myself prefer "Eater of the Dead". :) That's a cool title.

OscarWilde

Sun Jan 27 16:25:24 2002

Yes. The physics of sound don't change because there are no human observers.

meh. its a matter of what reality you believe in.

have you seen 'the matrix'?

I have it on good authority that its all true.

OscarWilde

Sun Jan 27 16:26:06 2002

so do you want the red pill or the blue pill?

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