Wed Nov 28 03:25:48 2001

Now let me set the ground rules as you've joined my forum.

1. Upon signing up at OSY you automagically become my bitch. Yes there was no disclaimer because this is something that is a given.

2. Upon the initial first few hundred posts you shall have to prove your self.
a) Make sure that you always post OFF TOPIC. I repeat my self. POST OFF TOPIC.
b) the total use of postcount++ must be significantly greater then the total number of sensical and non-sensical posts.
c) Make sure that every once in a while you refer to me as the great and illustrious poopy head. Doing so may mean that I include you in my next great and illustrious poopy poem. So there are some cool stuff to look forward to here.
d) Well I'd just like to repeat my first point. You are now my bitch, but i forgot to add that I share my bitches with the Great AYB, the Mystical IG and the long lost brother of the Marx brothers, Duffman. We all own you. So accept it as magus as accepted his role so wonderfully.

3) You are by no means required to answer anything here if asked to do so. You are however required to answer with humor, lack of care, and with many insults. Other wise you fuck with the OSY energy. Thats a bad thing.

4) Everything goes here.

5) Avoid Hitscan. He'll make you laugh your ass of and you'll fall of your chair, which by the way hurts because falling of your chair and hitting the floor hard tends to do that to a person. Granted thats true for Duffman and AYB too. Though AYB humor is as moody as his bowl movements. Again granted we are talking about the same AYB who in his late 20's can't keep his shit in his ass and at times poops in his undies.

8) I avoided 6 and 7 because as by tradition of OSY we don't necessarily follow the staight and narrow path.

1056739283747916.982345723092834747) Because big floating numbers are fun

908823472923947598058123894.3333099837272347) As I said it really is so much fun.

You have been informed.

Wed Nov 28 03:37:22 2001

Though AYB humor is as moody as his bowl movements

Indeed! :cheesy:  though my humor is good now :)

You must indeed add "Indeed" to your vernacular.

Wed Nov 28 03:46:05 2001

(Edited by OscarWilde at 10:50 am on Nov. 28, 2001)

Wed Nov 28 03:49:13 2001

Wed Nov 28 03:59:36 2001

I'd like to say a big hello to pauli!

[john cleese]HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAULI!

A WAKEY_WAKEY[/john cleese]

Wed Nov 28 04:01:23 2001

(Edited by AllYorBaseRBelong2Us at 10:03 pm on Nov. 27, 2001)

Wed Nov 28 04:06:16 2001

For hosting a monty python site, someone apparently has no sense of humor whatsoever :rolleyes:

Wed Nov 28 13:17:20 2001

Uh, not that I ever do that :biggrin:

Wed Nov 28 14:55:10 2001

Fuck off pauli.

And dont let the door hit your ass on way out.

Wed Nov 28 17:23:17 2001

I bet you a dime and a nickel that you go over to Austria to his home you'd see a Riso we rarely see here at OSY.

Then again, do they accept dime and nickel's in Austria?

what is the currency there?

Wed Nov 28 17:28:56 2001

Wed Nov 28 17:34:08 2001

its to fucking cold up there... so they need them furry hairy animals and the like....

i bet riso is a furry and hairy animal himself...

Wed Nov 28 18:19:39 2001

from AllYorBaseRBelong2Us posted at 6:28 pm on Nov. 28, 2001

Their currency is Crockadile teeth, I belive :)

Close. Jewish gold teeth.

Wed Nov 28 21:04:13 2001

from OscarWilde posted at 9:25 pm on Nov. 27, 2001

So welcome.

Now let me set the ground rules as you've joined my forum.

*snip*

c) Make sure that every once in a while you refer to me as the great and illustrious poopy head. Doing so may mean that I include you in my next great and illustrious poopy poem. So there are some cool stuff to look forward to here.

d) Well I'd just like to repeat my first point. You are now my bitch, but i forgot to add that I share my bitches with the Great AYB, the Mystical IG and the long lost brother of the Marx brothers, Duffman. We all own you. So accept it as magus as accepted his role so wonderfully.

postCount++;

Wed Nov 28 21:20:08 2001

Thank you for the praise, O Wise Priest of Post-Whoring.

That is all.

Wed Nov 28 21:41:12 2001

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Thu Nov 29 10:49:02 2001

Well welcome Pauli. How did you find us btw.

Thu Nov 29 16:29:57 2001

come to think of it, one of the times i wandered in here was when "rqe: all your penis are belong in my mouth" was used as an example of how peterb behaves better at ars than elsewhere.