Mon Nov 19 19:33:02 2001
Anywho, onward!
Here at the Library we've been short staffed of late. It's always a pain in the ass finding people who will work part time jobs with little or no benefits, and we don't get enough cash from the state to offer anything more.
Recently we have filled one more position, bringing us ever closer to the seemingly unreachable "fully staffed" level. But Lo! This is no ordinary hiring, no sirs indeed.
It would seem that this time we have hired someone who I would almost deem overqualified for no more hours than they will have, and for not very much scratch. (Just recently graduated from college you see, and degrees normally == money)
But! things then get more interesting! Yes this new person is in fact a female, one I would deem most worthy of getting to know better. And there's more good news, since my mounting impatience caused me to ask her out to lunch (on her third day of work no less, which caused me much mental distress as I think back on it, don't want to come off as a predatory creep, all facts aside :biggrin: ) she has actually responded quite gleefully and with a big smile whenever she speaks. I'm not used to seeing happy women you see. Well, at least not talking to me about nothing in particular. Hell, I almost wish she could go to lunch with me that day (had plans to meet her parents, drat!)
Ordinarily, I would think little of this, as I’ve had similar experiences with other women, except this one is different. You see, I have a fairly different way of viewing people:
The first time you see someone all you know about them is how they look, and she looks good indeed. After that however, you get to know more about them through subtle conversational cues, the way things come up in passing, etc. (I’ve spent enough years not talking that I can listen rather well ;) ) I hear nothing but good things so far. Attitude is another complicated and highly important attribute, and her attitude is great. Intelligence actually ranks right next to beauty, because while I’d gladly boff a true hottie, I must be able to carry on a conversation with anyone I’m going to be spending more than a few minutes actually talking to. And, she’s quite smart. Separate, these things aren’t that spectacular, but all together, damnation are things great :biggrin:
And to keep this from moving into high school land, you’ll notice I’m not saying, “I just met this great girl! Think I’m in love! Oooo!” Because that quite frankly, would be fucking stupid. But, I am saying that no matter how things work out in the end, the next few weeks should kick some ass. Also, I’d like to apologize for the maddening amount of gibberish you’ve been forced to endure, I quite often write like this if I have to go over a few lines about pretty much anything, heh.
This has been a gushy, giddy, babbling moment. We now return you to your regularly scheduled goofing off.
Mon Nov 19 21:32:42 2001
Mon Nov 19 21:40:20 2001
and she looks good indeed.
[size=100][color=red][font=papyrus]INDEED![/font][/color][/size]
And to keep this from moving into high school land, you’ll notice I’m not saying, “I just met this great girl! Think I’m in love! Oooo!” Because that quite frankly, would be fucking stupid.
Yes, that is the way AYB does things :cheesy:
Mon Nov 19 23:00:24 2001
Anyhow, I'm not sure why I bothered to post all that (It was so big I had to do it in Word so I could read it all, heh) I just like to gush now and then I guess.
Mon Nov 19 23:13:43 2001
Mon Nov 19 23:56:04 2001
Bone her.
Bone her in the rear.
Have to see what she's into first you see ;)
Tue Nov 20 03:32:40 2001
alright now that i've done the cermonial dance on your behalf, you shall now have many nights of pleasure.... so remember who's name to scream when you're close to peaking... :cheesy:
other then that... these are the experiences with other people that makes you wonder if life truly is a circle of birth and death. Sometimes it strange to meet a person you have never met and yet somehow you feel like you know that person and that there is a connection that transcends the known laws of physics.
Cherish the moment.
Tue Nov 20 03:42:36 2001
Bone her in the rear.
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alright now that i've done the cermonial dance on your behalf, you shall now have many nights of pleasure.... so remember who's name to scream when you're close to peaking...
There's something really ironic about screaming out "Poopy-Head!!" when yer head is in the poop.
:cheesy:
(Edited by AllYorBaseRBelong2Us at 9:43 pm on Nov. 19, 2001)
Tue Nov 20 03:49:00 2001
Ha ha ha!!!
Tue Nov 20 03:51:22 2001
bone in the rear + scream out 'poop head' + 'neat shit'
whoa nelly!
Tue Nov 20 03:57:10 2001
Tue Nov 20 05:41:39 2001
www.geocities.com/deviantsp2001/
Ok, it's crude, rude bathroom humor, but I laughed my ass off at it. :)
BTW, good luck on the gal. :)
(Edited by DeAthe at 9:44 pm on Nov. 19, 2001)
Tue Nov 20 08:18:44 2001
Tue Nov 20 12:59:34 2001
I'm just glad now that she doesn't read OSY, heh. ;)
Tue Nov 20 15:11:51 2001
Tue Nov 20 16:16:28 2001
It's more fun that way; when at some point every thread goes downhill. I think this one basically died when I made my statements.
I don't think that I wouldn't not disagree with that. ;)
[size=1]I can concieve bizzare, complex, Quadruple negative sentences, but cannot function the l, d, and n keys in the proper order...[/size]
(Edited by HitScan at 12:25 pm on Nov. 20, 2001)
Tue Nov 20 21:02:35 2001
Had lunch. Had a great time. Planning a sequel. There is justice in this shitty burg after all. (It's surprising how much we have in common. This == Wintacular.)
That is all.
Tue Nov 20 22:26:12 2001
from HitScan posted at 12:56 am on Nov. 20, 2001
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Bone her in the rear.
Maybe notHave to see what she's into first you see ;)
BS. Never argue. Just hump her in the rear.
She will love it.
After the screaming caused by the pain that is.
Tue Nov 20 22:28:08 2001
After the screaming caused by the pain that is.
Naturally.
Tue Nov 20 22:28:37 2001
Tue Nov 20 22:30:37 2001
from Imitation Gruel posted at 11:28 pm on Nov. 20, 2001
But that's why you use a healthy amount of lubricant.
But only after the first penetration.
I like their helpless screams.
Tue Nov 20 22:34:15 2001
But only after the first penetration.I like their helpless screams.
I prefer screams of outright pleasure. But those usually take a while to bring about.
Tue Nov 20 22:38:59 2001
But sometimes it is very difficult to position the bitch so that she looks right into the camera.
Tue Nov 20 22:49:35 2001
I like to record it too.But sometimes it is very difficult to position the bitch so that she looks right into the camera.
That's why you position hidden cameras around the room.
Wed Nov 21 02:39:04 2001
Wed Nov 21 03:12:23 2001
so are you ever going to put some of the home made porono online for us to ummm... judge your 'artwork'???
[color=red][font=papyrus][size=1000]NO[/size][/font][/color]
(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 7:14 pm on Nov. 20, 2001)
Wed Nov 21 03:17:36 2001
Wed Nov 21 03:30:49 2001
like AYB said, you must comply
Wed Nov 21 12:48:19 2001
And besides that, why will the first page not load at all? A vexing problem this is.
Wed Nov 21 18:08:19 2001
from Imitation Gruel posted at 4:12 am on Nov. 21, 2001so are you ever going to put some of the home made porono online for us to ummm... judge your 'artwork'???[color=red][font=papyrus][size=1000]NO[/size][/font][/color]
:stupid:
Wed Nov 21 18:12:40 2001
from Imitation Gruel posted at 11:49 pm on Nov. 20, 2001
That's why you position hidden cameras around the room.
The ones I want are too expensive.
You know, small, light, highsensitive lenses, etc...
Wed Nov 21 18:50:33 2001
Wed Nov 21 22:16:30 2001
Thu Nov 22 01:36:37 2001
So apparently you are all pervs...
says the man who's title is "I like teh Boobies.... captain"
(Edited by OscarWilde at 8:37 am on Nov. 22, 2001)
Thu Nov 22 08:44:00 2001
:)
Sun Nov 25 04:18:21 2001
Tue Nov 27 00:20:41 2001
Edit: 250th post
(Edited by Magus at 6:21 pm on Nov. 26, 2001)
Tue Nov 27 10:33:09 2001