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Stupid Commercial #2

Madan

Wed Nov 14 23:02:04 2001

Don't know if you've seen this:

Premise: Jason Alexander, in his new role as KFC spawn of evil, attempts to ursurp the role of "Most Annoyingly, Rude Useless Fucker" from Carrot Top by pimping himself to the lord of dark fatty poultry....

Alexander attempts to convince a boy sitting at a picnic table outdoors that his "chicken nuggets", which are supposedly "springy and spongy" aren't worthy of the child(who is possessed of perhaps the most vaccuous expression I've seen in years).

Why it's celluloid should be burned in the lower basin of a volcano:

Notice how Alexander proceeds to grasp a nugget with his hand. The child doesn't know this freak but never mind the pedophilic undertones.... The nugget is returned to the container after Alexander paws it. Another of the child's nuggets is disposed of, flicked away, before Alexander shares one, small, over-crisped nugget as a resplacement for the two larger nuggets wasted.

Wow, that was an expensive lesson there, Jason, you prick!

But ho! What is this? Not only are two nuggets wasted, Alexander is sure to WIPE THE GREASE from his hand on the boy's shirt!

Almost makes me hope that the rotund, butterball wannabe comic tried a similar stunt with me....

Prick.

M.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Wed Nov 14 23:08:12 2001

What's wrong Mad?

You seem somewhat perturbed today?

:(

Madan

Wed Nov 14 23:21:03 2001

I'm pissed. Too many stupid arguments and commercials and asswipes lying around.

I'm spending too much time at work, I guess. It's finally getting to me. I knew 80+ hour work weeks would get to me eventually. I guess it took three years.

M.

DuffMan

Wed Nov 14 23:33:25 2001

But Duckman was so funny...
Madan

Wed Nov 14 23:58:25 2001

He's still a prick.

M.

Harbinger

Thu Nov 15 21:59:23 2001

But he's not as annoying as Carrot Top, at least IMO (and that is, after all, what you're talking about).

But at least CT hasn't made any films, unlike Pauly Shore... :puke:

Socrates

Fri Nov 16 10:54:41 2001

Has anyone noticed the number of jewish people on television, that some how get their own shows, and aren't funny??