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Post whores unite!!!

OscarWilde

Mon Nov 5 04:07:54 2001

A journey like no other.
Arm in arm with our trolling brothers.
To take what is ours upon this very hour.
And in the end those below will dance to our honor.

And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores.

The first who is greatest of them all.
The man of men even though he ain't that tall.
What is his name by whom you shall call?
A hint: Your bases are belong to him all.

And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores.

The second who's heart is of the finest troll.
With his smamming skills he achieves his goal.
And when he does not troll he writes of stories told,
Because he is after all a fan of dragon ball.

And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores.

The third a mighty jester.
Who with his words comes laughter.
Though he will never be as great an actor.
A man who named him self after a cartoon beer.

And so it begins as it has before.
The battle of the finest post whores

And when the war of trolls end.
The finest troll's messenger they shall send.
For no sword will break this Wilde man's pen.
Thus forever told the stories of these men.

(Edited by OscarWilde at 11:12 am on Nov. 5, 2001)

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 04:13:29 2001

[size=100][color=blue][font=[papyrus]Best Ryhme EVAR![/font][/color][/size]
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 04:15:15 2001

OW,

you have a gift.  That poem makes me feel better after I had to deal with a mindless "I have a dueshe rag for a brain" idiot in the Achaia.

It had me down, but now I am my lighthearted self again.

Wow, You WIN!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 04:24:13 2001

Woot the Diamondbacks just won!

yay for arizona and Yay for their starting pitcher, Oscar Wilde.

OscarWilde

Mon Nov 5 04:36:18 2001

Here I sit upon this rock.
Legs folded hunched over pen and paper.
Above me shines the midday sun.
Where its rays warm my back.
Besides me flows a newly born river.
The sound of youth in all its rage.
Upon this paper I write a story untold.
The ring and the king of trolls.

In the begining he was born.
Near a river similar to one right now.
In a van he lived in the city of sun and wind.
A birth as insignificant in all its irony.
For this insignificant child would one day be king.
Though the crown that is worn is really the ring's.

The ring no one knows for they have forgotten.
Lost in stories told by the master Tolkien.
Once the land roamed by elves and hobbits.
The ring escaped from their hands and into ours.
For those very few that really know of the ring and its lords.
Know that the new troll king is forever trapped.
In the shadows of good where evil grows.
Yet this boy who grows up to be king.
Becomes master and not slave to the ring.
And so he becomes the troll king in the land of OSY.
Where even the mighty moderator known as Jeremy,
Has no choice but to obey the king and his ring.

...
...
...

OscarWilde

Mon Nov 5 04:49:51 2001

Incase anyone is wondering. I have been reading "Lord of the rings" By JRR Tolkien. Very good book. I can't believe I have been missing out all this time. I agree that of all the fantasy books out there this one is incredible. It is truly better then the DragonLance series and probably any other of the same blood.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 04:54:30 2001

......And in the Darkness I shall BIND THEM!  I shall bind you all to my dark will!

You shall all be my Nazgul  (how does one do accents?)

Mwahhahahahahahahahah!

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 04:56:43 2001

Dragonlance is teh suck

Forgotten Realms baby!

Also try "The Golden Compass" other wise known as "The Northern Lights" by Pullman

And read Terry Brooks.

OscarWilde

Mon Nov 5 04:58:47 2001

nah, i doubt they can come as close to the beautiful words of Tolkien.

I have become a slave to Tolkien's words. A slave to a master of such a gift is a blessing upon me.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 05:01:13 2001

Nothing compares to the words of the poopy-head :tongue:
DuffMan

Mon Nov 5 05:16:58 2001

The only fanatsy I can read is Brust.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 05:30:08 2001

I have fantasies about me and Katie Holmes trolling OSY, hand in hand while giving each other glances reminescent of childlike crushes.
DuffMan

Mon Nov 5 05:49:54 2001

Katie Holmes isn't a real person. She is a robot.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 06:04:46 2001

No wonder she goes all night like a machine

:cheesy:

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Mon Nov 5 08:02:22 2001

My favorite poet is Oscar Wilde.

And I don't mean that stuffy dead guy.  I mean the illustrious poopy-head.

Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 5 09:17:58 2001

This thread is in dire need of my ominously joyful presence.
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 5 09:18:15 2001

Granted!
HitScan

Mon Nov 5 13:24:20 2001

Poetry = teh win. I personally enjoy a little Haiku and Tanka here and there. Mostly there though :biggrin:
Imitation Gruel

Mon Nov 5 16:57:35 2001

Poetry = teh win

[color=purple][font=papyrus][size=100]INDEED !![/size][/font][/color]

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Nov 6 00:53:56 2001

I am indeed waiting for an OW encore.

OW==Teh Win :)

OscarWilde

Tue Nov 6 01:33:48 2001

I shall return again with more poetry, but let me ponder a bit over some rhymes i have in mind.
Magus

Tue Nov 6 05:01:36 2001

Ssss... It calls the Precious the Ring, it does, yes. When will it rhyme again for uss, my precious, when? Will the OscarWilde amuse us, my precious? We shall ssee, my precious, we shall ssee...
OscarWilde

Tue Nov 6 05:20:15 2001

Given to me upon my birthday.
A precious gift to many I say.
Hidden far beneath a lake where my home lays.
Any intruder that steals my gift their life I take away.

Alas I have lost it to that damn Hobbit.
I'm hungry and so to this ryhme i say fuck it.

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Tue Nov 6 05:41:43 2001

What cha eating?
Harbinger

Tue Nov 6 16:48:17 2001

What does a post whore feel like?
Magus

Tue Nov 6 20:54:51 2001

Like any of OSY's members.
OscarWilde

Thu Nov 8 03:51:26 2001

The warriors of nine,
Off to have a good time.
Logging on too google to find,
naked pics of women so fine.
OscarWilde

Thu Nov 8 04:05:38 2001

In the darkness we will bind,
To OSY grandness to which many are blind.
A ring that will corrupt the man
on whom the finger wears the band.
To OSY we shall all sing,
Unaware we are slave to the ring.
Fear not however,
For benovelent is the owner.
A mind that is his own,
thus to us love he has shown.
A prince from the rags,
Who as king interns he shags.
Wait a minute let me get this right,
Tis not a story of Clinton and Monica's night.
So where was I in this story,
Oh yes of the king the ring and his glory.
King AYB we all hail,
And toast with our ale.
For AYB is the king who wears the ring,
And songs of Katie Holmes he makes us sing.
Maybe the ring has corrupted our king,
For katie Holmes I do not want to sing.
I prefer Jessica Alba a true and fine beauty,
For her lips are pouty and her body is sexy.
However to the ring and its owner I am bound,
Blind and deaf but to the ring's vision and sound.


meh... i'm getting bored of this poem...

AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Nov 8 04:21:39 2001

But I like that poem plenty!

:)

OscarWilde

Thu Nov 8 04:26:51 2001

Thats probably because I made you king, and that about Katie Holmes you made us sing.
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Nov 8 05:59:05 2001

Indeed!
Socrates

Tue Nov 13 03:20:38 2001

;-)
OscarWilde

Fri Feb 8 08:59:03 2002

I BELIEVE WE NEED TO REVISIT THIS CLASSIC!

Thats two classics from OSY. This poem and IKONCODE! (that pr0n movie by duffman!) Jeremy must be really pr0ud of us! yes he is! indeed!

Imitation Gruel

Fri Feb 8 09:48:30 2002

DuffMan's MS Paint pr0n movie r0x0red. He needs to get a new host for that thing and post it again so that we may laugh at it once more.

(Edited by Imitation Gruel at 1:49 am on Feb. 8, 2002)

OscarWilde

Fri Feb 8 10:07:01 2002

If Jeremy is okay with it, why not ask him to host it. That way it can become one of the offically supported artwork of OSY.

But we'll have to give some time to Jeremy since his dad passed away recently.

DuffMan

Fri Feb 8 10:25:01 2002

Hmm, i wonder where i put it.

Do you think if i did a sequal it would just cheapen the funniness of the original?

Imitation Gruel

Fri Feb 8 10:29:45 2002

Sequels almost always suck. Just find the original and find a host for it, and then post it here.
Imitation Gruel

Fri Feb 8 10:30:06 2002

Pun intended.
OscarWilde

Fri Feb 8 10:31:18 2002

yes and no.

As long as you don't try to out do the first one then you'll be fine.
Besides the first one was based on peter's infatuation with one of the fugly spice girls and his lust for RQE so that made it funny.

Now we gots to find another prevalent theme at OSY to play on. Not just another pr0n movie of Peter and RQE, though you still have to add it in somewhere as long as its not the main focus.

I might help you since the chinese new year starts next week which means no work for three days! Most of my friends and family have either left or will be leaving for hoildays. I'll be alone hence i'll have time to help ya out.

DuffMan

Fri Feb 8 10:31:18 2002

Well I would need a host. And I think the sequal has potential to be funny. I'm not sure though.
Maximus

Fri Feb 8 12:58:39 2002

And now I shall chime
In meekly with my rhyme...

Here I sit, same as ever
Took a dump, pulled the lever
The toilet clogged, the water flowed
Look out world, it's a motherlode

:biggrin:

Socrates

Sat Feb 9 10:39:39 2002

Quote:  

Yet another thread pdampier completely empties his bowels onto. Getting enough FUD fiber?


Socrates

Sat Feb 9 10:39:45 2002

Quote:  

Yet another thread pdampier completely empties his bowels onto. Getting enough FUD fiber?


OscarWilde

Mon Feb 11 04:41:57 2002

huh!? how did pdampier's bowel movement come into this thread?
OscarWilde

Thu Mar 21 06:29:55 2002

To revive a classic. plus I can't think of any ryhmes as glorious as my first one on OSY!
AllYorBaseRBelong2Us

Thu Mar 21 06:34:10 2002

This thread is poopy.
Evil Merlin

Thu Mar 21 13:37:16 2002

turds and poopie
Harbinger

Fri Mar 22 16:42:07 2002

Bowel movements, unite!
Robocop Q Einstein

Fri Mar 22 16:52:06 2002

from Evil Merlin posted at 8:37 am on Mar. 21, 2002

turds and poopie

You're getting the hang of it.

OscarWilde

Wed Jun 12 04:04:39 2002

well classics should be revisited. i shall write a new poem soon i believe.
Magus

Wed Jun 12 05:50:09 2002

A poopy thread this is, indeed!
PaulHill

Wed Jun 12 07:43:36 2002

I never paricipate in this sort of thing, as I enjoy content in my posts.
PaulHill

Wed Jun 12 07:44:01 2002

Except for that one, obviously.
Evil Merlin

Wed Jun 12 10:35:15 2002

poopy?
Maximus

Wed Jun 12 17:17:12 2002

Yeah