...but maybe if I mix this antifreeze, grape jucie and club soda. Hmm

This means there have been more topics than I have posts, how weird is that.

Well I would just like to take this oppertunity to say I have a large penis. Thank you, that is all.

Move along, folks, nothing more to see here. :)

All Your Topics are Belong to Us!

If reality be spoken which rarely ever is. Didn't we have the 10,000th post a long time ago? At a time where time stood still and space was flipped upside down? Wasn't that the instant when we lost so many? It was also the time where we had a hero from no where who actually did come from somewhere, Forum Fixxer Man™, who escaped the boundaries of time, or rather just had way to much time on his hands. And with his mighty posting skills flipped space back on its back and time back on its track.
So before that instant, which we shall call the, "instant" (fear my original way of thought), we surely must have had over 10,000 posts right?
Alas, after the instant, a period we shall name, "a period after the instant which will last till the next instant arrives", we had less then 10,000 posts.
Do we forget all that we have lost and consider only the posts in the period of "a period after the instant which will last till the next instant arrives"?
Such difficult questions to answer equal to other great and difficult questions such as:
"How does one wipe their ass with toilet roll? Do you wipe up or down? Or do you use twisting motions?"
"Is it true that the one who smelt it delt it? Isn't it possible that the one who delt it may wait for another to smell it thus making everyone believe that the other had delt it and not the one who delt it?"
I fear we shall never know such answers, but the fruit lies in the means and not in the ends. Plus you gets lots of sex because women like intelligent men, especially those expert in the fine and holy art of sophism.

I shall leave you all to ponder such a thought.
Or something like that.

That's too damn deep OW!

my brain hurts

:)

No, 1,000th topic not 10,000th topic. I had the same confusion when it was posted that we had hit post 10,000.

And FFM™ didn't actually take that much time, he was largely automated. If he ever returns, he will most likely be fully automated, requiring no outside help in his quest to repair the damages to the fabric of space time.

Forum Fixer Man™ - making the past behind us, the present in front of us and the future full of posibilities.

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